Screw the Rules: Bugsy, Pokemon Gold, Silver, Crystal.

Pokemon translation

Or in which the second gym leader of the second generation finds a worm hole to the third generation. And the player finds a shiny espeon with bite and shadowball.

"Shineon, you're up!" Arcana said, Shineon appeared in a flash of light and glitter.

"And espeon?" The green haired Gym Leader said. "Go, Beautifly!"

"Is that a gen 3 Pokemon?" Aracana asked.

"Yeah, so?" Bugsy replied

"That's against the rules isn't it?" Arcana continued. "I mean this is a Gen 2 game."

"… SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR!" Bugsy yelled.

"Screwing the rules of physics results in bad things." Arcana replied.

"Do you want the badge or not?" Bugsy said.

"Yes, Shineon use Bite!" Arcana said starting the battle. Shineon bit the Beautifly resulting in a OHKO.

"Speaking of screwing the rules." Bugsy complained."Psychic Pokemon shouldn't know Dark types attacks."

"Eon! Esp!" Shineon said "screw the rules, I have green fur!"

Arcana smirked. "Hypocrite."

"Hn. Beautifly, return! Go Beedrill!" Bugsy said.

"Shineon, return, Fireback, go fry this wasp!" Arcana cried.

"Fireback?" Bugsy asked. "Beedrill, use pin missle!"

"Fireback, dodge 'em!" Arcana ordered. "It's got Fire on it's back… Or it's butt depending on your point of view. Use Ember!"

"Dodge it Bee- Damn." Bugsy said as Beedrill failed to dodge. What about Fireass? Use stun powder!"

"Burn it all up, Fireback!" Arcana said. "Fireback's evolved forms have fire on it's back not it's butt. Use Ember again!"

"Cyn!" Fireback cried sending balls of fire towards the flying wasp.

"Drill!" Beedrill was hit and fell to the ground KO'd.

"Damn," Bugsy started to go through his pockets. "Where are they?"

Arcana sweat dropped as she recalled her starting Pokemon.

"Ha!" Bugsy said as he pulled out the badge. "Here you go, one Hive Badge! You can now use the HM move Cut outside of battle!"

"And where would I get the HM?" Arcana asked.

"Try the charcoal maker's hut next door." Bugsy said "He should have one."

Arcana left wondering why Bugsy, the Gym Leader didn't have it.

Why don't the gym leaders have the HMs? I can't think of one instance where we get it from th- the first one in P/D/PL does… Idk about B/W though. I haven' been able to play it yet.