*By Request...here's more Heero is Mine!!*
**Disclaimer: Bandai and Sunrise owns Gundam Wing.**
Smirking, Duo checked his alarm clock. It was midnight and everybody else in the Gundam household decided to go to bed earlier. There wasn't a sound in the house...and not even the sounds of snoring--especially those who were former gundam pilots.
"Excellent...excellent. Operation:Rescue Heero is underway." Duo whispered to himself as he double checked to make everyone else was really sleeping. Quietly, Duo snuck down the guys' wing of the house and to the girls' wing. 'So far, so good.' He thought as he went passed the empty guestrooms and going closer to Relena's room. When he got close to Dorothy's room, Duo panicked. They were sounds of talking.
"Quatre...don't leave me!!! I promise to be good and hurt you again by stabbing you..." Duo opened Dorothy's door and realized that Dorothy was talking her sleep. Smiling, Duo closed the door and continued down the hallway. As he past the rest of the girls room, they were talking in their sleep. Finally, he made it to Relena's room at the end of the hallway. Looking to his left and his right three times to make the coast was clear, Duo took out his trusty lock-picking kit. Humming a quick song off-key, he quickly picked the lock. Taking one last, look he got ready to get Heero.
"Sorry, Relena...but I can't let Heero suffer." Duo said, as he struggled to get Heero free. Softly, he placed him down on the carpet before continuing. Smiling, Duo took out a bucket of green paint and dipped Relena's hair into the paint. Stiffling a laugh, he then placed her head back on the pillows before doing his next trick.
Taking the a large tube of SuperGlue--he emptied it into Relena's hair gel. "This, out to make her hair...a little better." He said to himself, beforing taking all of Relena's clothes and threw out of her window. Proud of his handiwork, Duo took everything back to his room, including the prized Heero.
In fact, Duo was so satisified with his work, he was still smiling as he tucked himself into his bead, Heero safely under his arm. "Somebody's going to be surprised in the morning." Duo thought to himself as he closed his eyes.
**The Following Morning**
"Good morning, everybody." Duo said, smiling as he walked downstairs. The pilots plus Dorothy and Catherine were at the kitchen table eating either cereal, toast, or oatmeal. Everyone looked up surprised. Usually, Duo slept in until near noon.
"Maxwell...I can't believe that you're actually awake this early in this morning." Wufei commented.
"Geez...Wu-man...can you get any more grumpy? Can't a guy come down for breakfast?"
"He's definately up to something." Catherine whispered to Dorothy and Trowa. They both nodded to agree with her. Before either one could say anything there was a loud shriek coming from upstairs. Everyone bolted upstairs to find Relena yelling...going around her room in screams. Relena's hair was green...and her hands were superglued to it as well.
Everybody laughed outright at Relena's discomture as Quatre became concerned. "Relena...are you okay?"
"No, I'm not okay!! Someone painted my hair green. Then they put SuperGlue in my hairgel...and put all my clothes outside !!" Relena replied. "It's not fair...why me? Why me?"
"Relena...you don't look that bad. Green is your color!!" Duo replied. "Besides...what happened to Heero?"
"Huh...what do you mean..." Relena said as she turned around to her bed to find that she was missing the teddy bear. "WHERE'S MY HEERO??"
"He's not your Heero...he's my Heero." Duo replied.
"My Heero." Relena countered.
"No. My. Heero." Duo answered, gritting his teeth.
"Heero belongs to me." Dorothy replied. "I'm the best owner in the world!!" Duo and Relena dropped their jaws...before speaking.
"Heero is mine!!" They both replied.
"Heero is just a teddy bear. My teddy bear." Catherine replied, joining in the argument.
"Et tu, Cathy?" Duo replied. "Et tu?"
"Technically...Heero belongs to me." Trowa replied. "I understand his feelings...teddy bears stay true to their feelings."
"Hey, no wait a minute....Heero belongs me and me alone!!" Duo replied.
"I don't see why a teddy bear would want to stick with weaklings such as Relena, Duo, Cathy, ClownBoy and Wild Brow Yonder, there." Wufei replied. "Heero needs to stay with a true warrior...a warrior such as me."
"Weakling!!" Relena yelled at Wufei. "Heero needs a woman's touch. A peaceful woman's touch. Besides, I don't see your name on Heero." Relena countered to the growing list of Heero-Owners wanna-bes.
"Heero's mine!!" The rest of the group--minus Heero replied.
"Heero belongs to Relena Peacecraft and that's final!!" Relena replied.
"Heero is Duo Maxwell's forever!! Get it through your head." Duo replied. "Don't make me repeat myself. It's bad for my health!!" Suddenly, Relena attacked Duo before everybody else joined the free-for-all. A few minutes later, Heero the person walked away from Relena's room and went into Duo's room to take the stuffed animal.
Laughing his way downstairs, Heero got ready to take a trip with his namesake. After fastening it to the front seat, Heero got into the drivers side of his sportscar and went for a long drive in the country.
Meanwhile back in Relena's room...they fight was still going for ownership of the missing teddy bear. When it dawned on Quatre that something and someone was missing in the room. "Hey you guys." Quatre said, just barely ducked a punch for Trowa. "Where's Heero and Heero?"
Suddenly the fight stopped. "Yeah...where did Heero and Heero run off to?" Catherine said, giving Wufei one last pull on his ponytail.
"I bet that this was a set-up." Hilde replied. "I never did like that guy..." She finished, as she pulled on one of Dorothy's eyebrows.
"Oh, yeah, sure Hilde...someone is going to plan with Heero how to steal Heero." Dorothy replied, sacrastically. "In fact that person happens to be Heero because he wanted to have Heero to himself." Dorothy finished.
"You know...if I didn't know what was going on, I would have been confused." Duo said. "Well...I'm getting my teddy bear back." Duo said before heading towards the door. "I had some thing like this happened to me before." Everyone stared at him. "Oh, okay...everything except the green hair thing and the superglue thing...and the clothes outdoors thing. Without pause, everyone ran towards the cars in the garage. Duo, Trowa, Wufei hopped with Quatre into his Escalade as Relena hopped with Dorothy into Dorothy's golden Tracker. Catherine and Hilde hopped into Duo's black mustang and took off...hoping to catch up with the two Heeros.
*** 2 Hours Later***
On a long and somewhat deserted highway, three cars were parked one behind the other. "You'll figure out with as many brains we have, that'll we'll make sure we had full tanks of gas." Dorothy muttered to herself as she stared at the others.
"I suggested that a few minutes ago to stop at the last gas station. Did anyone listen to me...noooooo...I was just being a worrier...keep driving." Quatre started.
"How was I supposed to know that it really was the Last Chance for Gas?" Duo stated.
"You should be talking!!" Wufei started. "If Quatre would have stopped, we'll would have caught Heero by now!!"
"What?? If you haven't called me a worrier, we wouldn't be in this situation."
"If Dorothy hadn't had the brilliant idea of chasing after Heero...we'll still be eating breakfast." Hilde started.
"What!!" Dorothy replied. "If you hadn't said that Heero was in co-hots with Heero, I'll be fixing my shrine to Mr. Treize."
"Why you..."
"You know..." Catherine started. "If someone hadn't insisted that Heero was there...this whole thing would have never happened." Before Catherine knew it, there was a fight on who's fault it was.
Meanwhile back at home, Heero just drove in. "I wonder where everyone went." He said to himself, as he got out of his car and into the house. "That ride was satisifying. Now, I can some peace and quiet and get some work done around here."
