Chapter 1 - Kor's question
It started as a normal day at Titans tower. The day had been relatively quiet and Robyn had even pulled the stick out of her butt and offered the day off for the team. The early hours of afternoon were beginning to burn off and Kor wondered what he could do for the day.
Currently the alien laid on the couch upside down with his head hanging off. He stared intensely at the upside down living room and released a sigh. What to do?
Suddenly, an idea popped into his mind. On his 15th birthday, Kor recalled that Beastgirl had bought him a book that talked about what average Earthen teenage males did for fun. Flying up, he zoomed towards his room and looked around. He opened the top drawer to his wooden dresser and grabbed the thick red book.
Kor grinned at it, excitement written all over his face at the new knowledge he was surely about to unlock. Flipping open the page, Kor examined the contents in the first chapter.
'How to pick up girls.'
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Revan sat back into his black chair and let out a content sigh. Two hours and he was able to read a book without a single interruption. It was an interesting book too. Filled with old spells to practice and new ones to try. He looked around at his room and gave a small smile. It was dark, neat, and the only light was the one emanating from the three candles on his desk.
Ah, just how he liked it.
Turning back to his book, Revan didn't notice his door slowly open and a curious Kor poke his head in. In an instance the hyper alien was at his side jumping with child like enthusiasm while Revan's eyes widened at the sudden change of his tranquility.
"REVAN! Would you care to partake in the traditional Earth-male bonding through the acquisition of poultry?" Kor beamed. Revan creased his eyebrows and glanced at him.
"Excuse me?"
Kor stopped his jumping, clearly noticing that Revan wasn't understanding or he didn't say something right.
"The- the acquisition of poultry...Do human males not engage in the acquisit-uh "catching" of feathered poultry for fun and pleasure?" Kor questioned slowly.
Revan looked at him blankly, "What in Azar are you on?"
Kor felt his face redden and tried to explain without stuttering," I-The-Acquisition? The act of acquiring? To receive? To get- poultry..? Feathered fowl-chickens?"
Revan looked at him with a bland expression, but in all honesty he was slightly amused by Kor. Kor turned a bright red and turned around to look back at his book. Revan sighed.
As if Kor was done studying the particular page in his book, he turned to Revan.
"Yo yo! Dude! Let's go pick up some hot chicks!" Kor mimicked with a set of hand gestures. Revan felt his eyes widen and his face flush red at his friend finally understanding what he was trying to say and out of embarrassment.
Kor turned to Revan, "Chicks are poultry, correct?"
Revan lowered his head and sighed as Kor looked at him a bit dejected.
"Did I get it right? Do I have to perform additional hand gestures? Revan?"
"Beastgirl sent you, didn't she?" Revan groaned.
"No, but she did give me this book!" Kor answered. Raising an eyebrow, Kor frowned. "Chicks are poultry, correct?"
Revan was so going to kill Beastgirl for doing this to him.
"Yes and no. Technically they're baby chickens, but sometimes guys like to call girls chicks. Like how guys are called dudes, girls are called chicks." Revan explained. Kor seemed to understand a bit better now.
"So...Robyn is a chick?"
"Yup."
"Beastgirl?"
"Yes."
"Cyber?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Speedy?"
"I did say girls, right?"
"Yes. So may we go to the mall of shopping and do the picking up of chicks?" Kor asked, trying to say it smoothly. Revan felt a lightbulb break.
"Uh- you do know what that is, right?
Kor opened his mouth, but quickly shut it. "No I do not. That is why I wish to experience it and be able to share a traditional male bonding ritual with you Revan. So I may learn with you and be able to keep that memory."
"I-" Revan felt all rejections stop at the tip of his tongue at Kor's puppy dog face. Godammit!
"Ugh, fine!" Revan huffed. Kor gasped and hugged the lad before zipping off to the living room.
Revan shook his head and sighed to himself, "How do I end up in these situations?"
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"Okay, here's what's going to happen. You have to find a group of girls and say what I told you before exactly. " Revan instructed. Kor nodded at him and looked about.
Currently the two Titan boys were at the food court of the mall. They didn't even bother changing into civilian clothes, so the two stuck out. It didn't matter though. Beastgirl and Cyber were at the mall as well, but unlike the boys, they were shopping. Thankfully, Robyn was so busy in attacking a punching bag in the gym that she didn't even notice any of the titans had left the tower.
"Kor, look." Revan pointed out. Kor looked up to see a group of six pretty girls sitting at a table. They were all thin and two were blonde girls with blue eyes, one was a brunette with brown eyes, another was a brunette with green eyes, and the other two were girls with black hair and brown eyes. They all sat laughing and gossiping.
"Okay, do exactly as I told you." Revan commanded. Kor gave a two finger salute and walked towards the table.
Revan watched Kor as he walked pass the table. What Revan had planned was a way for Kor to pick up chicks and him to stay in his spot and watch without having to do any work.
Genius!
Revan witnessed as the girls at the table all began to point out Kor and ogle at him from afar. Geez, he knew the guy was handsome, but these girls looked like they were drooling!
Kor glanced at Revan and saw him nod. Kor smiled and walked towards the table with a charming grin splashed across his face.
"Greetings ladies." Kor charmed with a wink. Luckily they didn't see he was reading off the writing Revan did on his hand.
"Hi!" The girls all exclaimed flirtatiously. Each having seductive gleams in their eyes.
"I don't know if you've noticed, but I've lost my number, so could I possibly have yours?" Kor read as smoothly as he could from his palm.
In seconds there was the sound of six zipper openings, paper tearing, and pen scribbling. Before Kor could blink, he had six slips of paper shoved into his face. Kor grinned at them.
"I'll call you." He finished off with a charming grin making the girls heart's melt.
Kor walked back to Revan and instantly loss the charming façade and switched to his usual child like one. Revan chuckled and shook his head at him. Seriously? Kor was a little kid stuck inside an older gorgeous man's body.
"Have I successfully picked up chicks?" Kor asked hopefully. Revan smirked at him.
"Oh yeah, you did. Let's go see how much more you can get."
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Robyn sat in the ops room tapping her foot impatiently. She had called all the Titans back to the house via communicator to discuss a couple things with them.
"Chill out Robyn, the boys will be here soon." Cyber soothed. She, along with Beastgirl was a bit grumpy for having to discuss work on their day off.
"Yeah, chill out. It's Revan and Kor, what could be keeping them?" Beastgirl teased.
"Probably trying to carry all of Revan's new books." Cyber joked with a giggle.
Beastgirl snorted at her, "Or Kor's year supply of mustard!"
The two bursted out into laughter and Robyn was about to snap when the door opened. The girls looked to see Revan float inside with a smirk and Kor coming inside a bit disheveled.
"Where were y-" Beastgirl stopped her rant when she noticed Kor's appearance. His shirt was a bit torn exposing a bit of his chest, his face was littered with lipstick stains, and his hair was messier then his usual unruly style. In Kor's hand were about 46 slips of paper.
"Woah Kor! What happened to you?" Cyber asked when she saw all the lipstick stains from girls kissing Kor on the face.
He groaned and wiped his cheek smearing a bright red glob. "I had journeyed to the mall with friend Revan and was attacked by the chicks who attempted to make lip contact with me and touch my bottom."
Robyn flashed red in anger and glanced at Kor. "What did you and Revan do today?"
Kor smiled at Robyn and began to flip thought the papers in his hand. "Me and Revan had journeyed to the mall of shopping and did the traditional Earthen-male bonding by picking up the chicks! I have received many erotic compliments on my physical attributes and have been given 46 different female phone numbers on which they have written "call me" on. "
Robyn felt her blood boil.
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
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