Guard 1: "Spongebob and Squidward? What kind of sick twisted joke is that?"

Stephen: "Okay, there are several things wrong with this picture. 1: This is MY office! 2: That is MY security system! 3: You are intruding on MY papers! 4: EW! I am NOT a fan of that couple!" (mumbles) "Or any Spongebob couple, really. And 5: I CREATED the show! HELLO!"

Guard 2.: "He has a point, and I want donuts. Come on Jeff. To the donut shop we go!" (leaves)

Meg: "Darn it, that should have worked!"

Keely: "LAZY SECURITY!!!!" (sits back down) "Well...Stephen...How about we try...AGAIN!!!!!"

Meg: "And THIS time...we may have to use these," (holds up a bunch of ropes)

Stephen: "NOOOOOO!!"

Meg: "YES! MWUAHAHAHA!"

Keely: (suddenly has on a green visor) "So...Spongebob and Sandy are at a sunset..the weather's cool and windy. They kiss." (holds up paper) "FINISHED!!!!"

Stephen: "What!?"

Meg: "Keely, that's PERFECT!"

Keely: "YAY!!!!!"

Stephen: "NO KISSING!!!!!"

Meg: "YES!"

Stephen: "NO!"

Meg: (sighs) "Keely?"

Keely: "YES!!!! THEY KISS!!!" (pulls out other paper) "Let's DO this!"

Stephen: (huffs) (sits down)

Meg Trast: Meg: "Alright! So the day starts..."

Keely: "And...he's in his underwear..."

Meg: (calmly) "Of course, of course. And he JUMPS out of bed, shouting I'm READY! And runs out the door. In his underwear!"

Keely: "Yeah!!!" (thinks) "And he heads down to Pat's rock!!!"

Meg: "Yeah! Only then, he realizes that he's still in his underwear. And he runs back inside."

Keely: "Oops...I forgot about that! Wouldn't that be cute if he went top Sandy's like that?" (giggles)

Stephen: "Uhhh...EWW!!!"

Meg: "Ooh, y ou know...I think you're on to something!"

Keely: "Really?? OH!!! YEAH!!!"

Meg: "YEAH! So scratch that...he DOESN'T go back inside! He runs down to Sandy's house, to visit!"

Stephen: "Guys!"

Keely: "And he has flowers!!!" (giggles even louder)

Meg: "Yeah!" (giggles too) "And he rings the doorbell...and THEN he realizes that he's in his undies!"

Keely: "And before he can get back home...Sandy opens the door!!"

Stephen: "UGH!!"

Meg: (giggles) "And THEN...he freezes. And Sandy covers her mouth...like...she's trying not to laugh." XP

Keely: "And he's standing there blushing. He starts looking like he's about to melt."

Stephen: "Again...guys! What is the point of all this?"

Meg: "Shush!"

Keely: "It's cute!!!"

Meg: "And he RUNS back home, REALLY fast! With out even saying anything."

Keely: "And when he gets inside, he puts on pants, and sits on the couch, still pretty shaky. He sinks his head into the couch." XD

Meg: "Yeah! And Gary comes up to him, and says 'Meow?' in a concerned tone."

Keely: "And Spongebob mumbles, 'I am SOOO stupid.' and Gary slithers next to him." XD "Awww!"

Stephen: "Come on, do ya gotta be so mean?"

Keely: "I like when Spongebob's depressed! It's...cute!!!" (smiles innocently)

Stephen: "Ugh...girls..."

Meg: "OKAY, so then, there's a knock on Spongebob's door!"

Keely: "And Spongebob pulls out his head from the couch, and walks over to the door."

Meg: "And it's Sandy! She wanted to check on him and make sure he was alright. Because, you know, he came over in his underpants earlier."

Keely: "And Spongebob blushes. 'Hi, Sandy!' and lets her in.

Meg: "Yeah! And so then..."

Stephen: "Why don't they sit down to some tea in the living room?"

Keely: "Yeah!!!!"

Meg: "Alright! So then...What happens then?"

Keely: "He sits with her on the couch. He's still VERY shaky." XD

Meg: "D'aw! And they're very quiet. Until Sandy starts giggling."

Keely: "And Spongebob chuckles nervously. 'I must have looked pretty stupid.'"

Meg: "And Sandy stops laughing. 'No, but honestly Spongebob, I wasn't expectin to open up the door and see you...like...that.' She giggles. 'But it sure was funny!' "

Keely: "and Spongebob smiles. 'Yeah. I guess I did look silly.' and he giggles with her."

Meg: "Aw, they're laughing!"

Stephen: "So cute. Moving on!"

Keely: "You have NOOO heart!!! You heartless SpongebobxSquidward person!!!"

Stephen: (shuts up)

Meg: "I thought so."

Keely: "Yeah!

Meg: "OKAY, so...Let's have...um...I dunno, Keely, what should happen next?"

Keely: "Hmmm...how about she...hugs him?" (stares at you them) "I mean...to make him feel more comfortable?" (waits impatiently)

Meg: "Yeah!"

Stephen: "No! Why?"

Meg: "She told you why, you nimrod!" (stuffs a sock in Stephen's mouth)

Keely: "HeeHee...nimrod...Heehee!"

Meg: "I think it's a GREAT idea, Keely. And then...I STILL don't know. How about Gary comes in, and says 'Meow!' In this really funny tone. And Spongebob blushes and looks the other way, and says 'Goodbye, Gary!' "

Keely: "But Gary's still sitting there. 'Meow!' "

Keely: "So Spongebob stares at Gary blushing. 'Yeah. Okay, Gary. You can leave now!'"

Meg: "And then...Gary closes his eyes defiantly, MEOWS, in a taunting tone, and sits there."

Keely: "And Spongebob starts sweating. 'Uhhh...Sandy? You don't speak snail, do you?'"

Meg: "Sandy kinda raises an eyebrow. 'Why?' She asks."

Stephen: "I think she does, actually."

Keely: "SHH!!!! Just listen!!!"

Stephen: (puts the sock back into his mouth)

Keely: "THANK YOU!!! Where was I?? Oh yes! Spongebob asked Sandy the snail thing...so then he wipes his forehead. 'Good.' And then gives Gary a "GO AWAY!" Signal...IDK how."

Meg: (giggles) "And Gary says MEOW, quite defiantly, but leaves anyway. And then...Well and then I really don't know."

Pixie: (pops into the room) "GUYS! I've been looking for you!"