SCARY MARIO

CHAPTER 2

A NIGHTMARE ON DAISY STREET

Still October 31, 2000

CLICK CLICK CLICK BAM! "DIE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" screamed Daisy, as she played her ALL NEW WII U, OH BOY! But she was playing the overrated COD: Black Ops 2 [Which was terribly like the first one, according to Kirby], that traitor.

"HEY! DON'T INSULT MY BITCH MOTHER LIKE THAT!" yelled Poochy[!] in the dog bed beside Daisy, because apparently Daisy owns dogs that haven't appeared in anything since 1999 [take a hint, Nintendo!].

That's besides the point, because at the moment, an ugly being appeared out Daisy's window!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GIMME CANDY!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! DIE BITCH!" Then Daisy took out a gun, and shot him in the head!

DUHDODODODODODODUHDO [lose a life theme]

"Oh, its just you, Waluig..."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAALUWEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEE EEEEEEEEE NUMBER ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAHAHA!"

Well that wa...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAALUWEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEE EEEEEEEEE"

YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW THIS! I'M SKIPPING TO THE SCHOOL PART!

"Oh, thank god!" the gorgeous princess explained to the author.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! WHY WOUL..."

The Next Day...

"Oh, Hey Pauline!" exclaimed the princess to her close friend at the Gaim Ovier Yu Weel Deie High School.

"HEY, GURL!" said Pauline.

"HEY, GURL!" said the obviously high, overly drunk Mario.

"Hi, Mario! How has it been!"

"Bitch, I was just getting HIGH AS FUCK on the bus with Donkey Kong!" said the stoner.

"Well, Mario, that was great, but GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I need to talk to Daisy! Go get high with Yoshi or something!" said Pauline to her cousin.

"Whutever. Hey, a Pot Club!" exclaimed Mario before he ran off to join the most likely illegal club.

"So, anyway, did you hear about Wendy?" asked Pauline.

"Yeah, I did! I was going to cheat on Link with her next week!" said the most random person to come in at the time, PRINCESS PEACH!

"Hey Peach!" exclaimed Daisy.

"Hey cuz, do you want to be on the news?" said Peach to Pauline.

"Ugh, Hell no! The news trys to find the most ignorrant person they can find!" Pauline replied.

MEANWHILE, AT THE PLACE THE NEWS IS...

"HOLY CRAP! I'M ON T.V!" exclaimed Mario to the cameras, "HEY MOM!"

Suddenly, a Toad reporter, Toadette Sunshine, appeared.

"Mr. Mario! What would your last words to Wendy O. Koopa be?" she asked.

"RUN,YOU FAT-ASS! RUNNNNNNNNN!"

There you have it, Folks. This is Toad..."

"OMG I AM LIKE, TOATALLY ON TV!" screamed a random Koopa girl in the background.

"OK THAT'S IT!" BAM! "As I was saying... this is Toadette Sunshine, author of 'The Burowoods Murder' and now will be making another book" told Toadette to the camera.

"OK, that's a wrap!" said Kirby the Camera Boy.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! I HATE BEING NICE! KIRBY! COME!" said [yes, said] the newswoman.

"PUOYO!" complained Kirby.

"Oh, silly Kirby, noone understands your pudgy pink ass!" insulted Toadette.

"WAHHHHH!" cried Kirby.

"Troll much, Ms. Sunshine?" said a deputy that happened to walk by.

"Oh, shut up, Toad Toadstool, what kind of name is that?"

"A name. That's what."

"Ohhhhh, I'm soooo scared!"

"You know what, Fu.."

AS THEY FIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE ENDING...

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SHORT CHAPTER!

I mean this chapter as a joke.

It's to anticipate you for what's to come.

DEAL WITH IT!

Oh yeah... and

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMER.

"Wait, thats not right... Hold on..." said Daisy, as she put in another m into the SUMER part.

"Thats better.. OH, GOD DAMN IT!" she yelled.

WATCH SUPER MARIO BUSTERS. ON YOUTUBE. NOW.

OK BAI.