So, this is the second out of four Chat Chapters I need to move to this story, the one WITHOUT any Author Notes! Anyway, enjoy!
This chat is set after New Moon.
Twilight Chatroom
Names in Bold are people in chapter!
Bella: Edward's Girl
Edward: Bella's Adonis
Alice: Shopping Pixie
Jasper: Jazzie
Emmett: Big Teddy Bear
Rosalie: Beauty Queen
Carlisle: Dr. Dreamy
Esme: Loving Mother
Jacob: Vampire Killer
Sam: Alpha Wolf
Billy: Wolf Dad
Eric: Math101
Tyler: Tyler
Mike: Golden Retriever
Jessica: Mike's Gal
Angela: Sweet n' Kind
Ben: 3 Angela
Charlie: Chief Swan
Renee: I 3 Phil
James: Tracker 4 Life
Victoria: Hot Head
Tanya: In 3 with Edward
Edward's SEXY: Carol
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: Lindsay
Edward's Girl has signed in
Bella's Adonis has signed in
Bella's Adonis: Hello, love.
Edward's Girl: Hey, Edward! I love you.
Author has signed in
Edward's Girl and Bella's Adonis: NO!
Author: You guys hate me?
Edward's Girl and Bella's Adonis YES!
Author: Fine! I guess I'll leave then! (Thinks: After I get two fan girls logged into this chat MUHAHAHAH!)
Bella's Adonis: NO!
Edward's Girl: Huh?
Author has signed out
Edward's SEXY has signed in
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys has signed in
Both of the Fan Girls: OMG! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!
Bella's Adonis: Aww, S***!
Author has disabled the 'log out' option for Bella's Adonis
Edward's SEXY: EDWARD CULLEN! YOU'RE SO SEXY! MARRY ME!
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: NO WAY! HE'S MINE! MARRY ME EDDIE!
Edward's SEXY: If ya know what's good for you, you'd back off!
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: EDWARD LOVES ME! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU IN THE LEAST!
Edward's Girl: HEY! Edward loves me! Ok? So stop fighting over my true love!
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: HE LOVES ME MORE! DON'T YOU EDWARD?
Bella's Adonis: Actually-
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: SEE? He loves ME more Carol!
ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: Actually, Ladies-
Edward's SEXY: SEE! HE LOVES ME, Lindsay!
Bella's Adonis: GIRLS! Just look at me screen name!
Edward's SEXY: Oh! I'm incredibly sorry Edward. I didn't notice.
Bella's Adonis: Thank you (Sighs in relief)
Edward's SEXY: I'll fix that for you!
Edward's SEXY changes Bella's Adonis's name to Carol's Adonis
Carol's Adonis: WHY'D U DO THAT? Wait- how'd you do that? AUTHOR!
Author signed in
Author: Yes, Eddie-kins?
Carol's Adonis: Don't call me that, and can you PLEASE change back my name?
Author: Only If I have permission to call you Eddie-kins, you sexy beast!
Carol's Adonis: Sexy Beast? Huh?
Author: Ya want your name changed or not?
Carol's Adonis: YES PLEASE! And can you please log off my fans?
Author: Sure, Edward.
Author has changed Carol's Adonis's name to Bella's Adonis
Author has signed out ILoveBronzeHairedBoys and Edward's SEXY
Bella's Adonis: Thanks, that was strangely helpful.
Author: Just so you're not bored, here!
Math101 has signed in
Tyler has signed in
Golden Retriever has signed in
Vampire Killer has signed in
Vampire Killer: Hey, Bells!
Author: And to give you guys and Bella some privacy, I'll just go sign out Eddie.
Bella's Adonis: What? NO!
Vampire Killer: YES! Thank you!
Bella's Adonis has been signed out against his will
Math101: Hey, what's up, Bella?
Edward's Girl: Umm, I have to go!
Edward's Girl attempts to sign out
Attempt failed…
Edward's Girl: WHAT?
Author: MUAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL!
Edward's Girl: Mike, do you want to go out Friday?
Edward's Girl: WAIT! I DIDN'T TYPE THAT! EVIL AUTHOR!
Golden Retriever: SURE BELLA!
Author: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Edward's Girl: Why Author, WHY?
