So, this is the second out of four Chat Chapters I need to move to this story, the one WITHOUT any Author Notes! Anyway, enjoy!

This chat is set after New Moon.

Twilight Chatroom

Names in Bold are people in chapter!

Bella: Edward's Girl

Edward: Bella's Adonis

Alice: Shopping Pixie

Jasper: Jazzie

Emmett: Big Teddy Bear

Rosalie: Beauty Queen

Carlisle: Dr. Dreamy

Esme: Loving Mother

Jacob: Vampire Killer

Sam: Alpha Wolf

Billy: Wolf Dad

Eric: Math101

Tyler: Tyler

Mike: Golden Retriever

Jessica: Mike's Gal

Angela: Sweet n' Kind

Ben: 3 Angela

Charlie: Chief Swan

Renee: I 3 Phil

James: Tracker 4 Life

Victoria: Hot Head

Tanya: In 3 with Edward

Edward's SEXY: Carol

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: Lindsay

Edward's Girl has signed in

Bella's Adonis has signed in

Bella's Adonis: Hello, love.

Edward's Girl: Hey, Edward! I love you.

Author has signed in

Edward's Girl and Bella's Adonis: NO!

Author: You guys hate me?

Edward's Girl and Bella's Adonis YES!

Author: Fine! I guess I'll leave then! (Thinks: After I get two fan girls logged into this chat MUHAHAHAH!)

Bella's Adonis: NO!

Edward's Girl: Huh?

Author has signed out

Edward's SEXY has signed in

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys has signed in

Both of the Fan Girls: OMG! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!

Bella's Adonis: Aww, S***!

Author has disabled the 'log out' option for Bella's Adonis

Edward's SEXY: EDWARD CULLEN! YOU'RE SO SEXY! MARRY ME!

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: NO WAY! HE'S MINE! MARRY ME EDDIE!

Edward's SEXY: If ya know what's good for you, you'd back off!

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: EDWARD LOVES ME! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU IN THE LEAST!

Edward's Girl: HEY! Edward loves me! Ok? So stop fighting over my true love!

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: HE LOVES ME MORE! DON'T YOU EDWARD?
Bella's Adonis: Actually-

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: SEE? He loves ME more Carol!

ILoveBronzeHairedBoys: Actually, Ladies-

Edward's SEXY: SEE! HE LOVES ME, Lindsay!

Bella's Adonis: GIRLS! Just look at me screen name!

Edward's SEXY: Oh! I'm incredibly sorry Edward. I didn't notice.

Bella's Adonis: Thank you (Sighs in relief)

Edward's SEXY: I'll fix that for you!

Edward's SEXY changes Bella's Adonis's name to Carol's Adonis

Carol's Adonis: WHY'D U DO THAT? Wait- how'd you do that? AUTHOR!

Author signed in

Author: Yes, Eddie-kins?

Carol's Adonis: Don't call me that, and can you PLEASE change back my name?

Author: Only If I have permission to call you Eddie-kins, you sexy beast!

Carol's Adonis: Sexy Beast? Huh?

Author: Ya want your name changed or not?

Carol's Adonis: YES PLEASE! And can you please log off my fans?

Author: Sure, Edward.

Author has changed Carol's Adonis's name to Bella's Adonis

Author has signed out ILoveBronzeHairedBoys and Edward's SEXY

Bella's Adonis: Thanks, that was strangely helpful.

Author: Just so you're not bored, here!

Math101 has signed in

Tyler has signed in

Golden Retriever has signed in

Vampire Killer has signed in

Vampire Killer: Hey, Bells!

Author: And to give you guys and Bella some privacy, I'll just go sign out Eddie.

Bella's Adonis: What? NO!

Vampire Killer: YES! Thank you!

Bella's Adonis has been signed out against his will

Math101: Hey, what's up, Bella?

Edward's Girl: Umm, I have to go!

Edward's Girl attempts to sign out

Attempt failed…

Edward's Girl: WHAT?

Author: MUAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL!

Edward's Girl: Mike, do you want to go out Friday?

Edward's Girl: WAIT! I DIDN'T TYPE THAT! EVIL AUTHOR!

Golden Retriever: SURE BELLA!

Author: MUAHAHAHAHA!

Edward's Girl: Why Author, WHY?