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Hlfsdofu thinking
Matt was never the one for adventures. He would just sit in his room by minimal light as possible and play video games all day, despite them not being invented yet. He would only move if there was sog to eat or if he had to go to the bathroom. Yes, he truly was lazy. So imagine his surprise when his dad, king Peter the king of Peterland, set him up for one of these adventures.
Apparently a necromancer was terrorizing OMGWTFthtssofraway! And his dad saw this as the perfect opportunity to get his son on to fresh air .Oh course he didn't think that his son might get killed in the process. What was there to worry about? It was just another "I wanna take over teh world with mah supah powerz!!!!" kind of necromancer. Pssht! Happens every week.
So here he was in the middle of nowhere. How did Matt know that he was in the middle of nowhere? Well easy! There was a sign which said: Welcome to Nowhere the shitiest shit hole of all. How lovely!
He was so exited! He always wanted to go on an adventure, even as a little kid!
"This sucks! I never even wanted to go on a adventure! Even when I was a kid!" Or maybe not.
However! Matt walked in a small town that somehow reminded him of Mexico. There were wanted posters everywhere. Something about a guy named Noro. He looked at the posters. Maybe if he caught this Noro guy dad would consider that as an adventure and leave him alone. But this Noro guy seamed dangerous and he didn't want to get killed. And then he spotted another poster. It was about a princes locked in a tower waiting for her savior. Whoever saves the princes will get her hand in marriage and a 10000000000000000$ reward. Well he didn't want to get married but if he saved the princes his dad would leave him alone and he could go to Hawaii somewhere with her. And there is always the money.
He wrote the directions on a piece of paper and took of. But he didn't go two steps because he bumped into someone.
The guy looked a little bit like Marylyn Monroe crossed with a sheep. He also wore something that reminded him of pajama's.
"Sorry about that!" He helped the guy up" I was just on my way to sawe the princes so my dad would leave me aloneā¦" He explained.
"YOU want to save the princes?"He asked.
"Why wouldn't I? There it says on the poster whoever saves her and she's super sexy."Matt explained.
"You can't save her because I was going to do the same!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't because I'm gonna save her!" This guy was getting annoying.
"Well how about a race then?"
"What do you mean?"
"If I get to her first then I will get her hand in marriage. If you get to her first then you will." Matt thought about this. It seamed fair to him and Matt looked like he was faster.
"OK. Where's her tower?"
"Right over there." He pointed a finger in a direction. Then Matt noticed that there was a huge tower over the corner. How didn't he notice that before?
They started to run. Matt was a little faster but then he noticed something. Wasn't there a dragon supposed to be guarding places like this? He looked around. No dragon. Then he noticed a big door. That must be the entrance.
He got inside and saw something really disturbing. There was at least a 100000000000000 stairs to the top of the tower. The other guy noticed that too.
"Aww shit" Whitie said.
They both began going up the stairs. After about half an hour Matt got bored and kicked Whitie so that he fell down the stairs.
Finally Matt opened the door and what he saw stunned him.
A cliffhanger! YAY I always wanted to do something like that!!
I will post the next chapter in about a day or two!
If anyone is reading this of course.
