[it's final fight time already. The music will be, B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bombs) by System of A Down.]
{*guitar intro*}
I stood there waiting for them to come to me.
{You!}
When they got close enough I ran towards them and started punching the first 3 guards to death.
{Why do they always send the poor?}
I kicked one of the guards in the head and snapped his neck.
{Barbarism by barbaras, with pointed heels,}
I punched 2 guards and kicked them to the sides.
{Victorious, victorieas, kneel. for brand new spankin' deals,}
I ran towards a guard, jumped, and kicked him to the ground and smashed his face.
{Marching forward hypocritic and hypnotic computers,}
I used the Unoboros to form my hand into a sword.
{you depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the table cloth,}
I chopped 5 guards in half.
{La la la la la la. Ouuuuuuuuu}
I stabbed a guard and punched another one that was trying to get me from behind
{Everybody's going to the party have a real good time,}
I chopped that guys head off and change back to a normal hand.
{Dancing in the dessert blowing up the sunshine,}
8 guards ran at me at the same time and I punched 2, kicked 3, and smashed 3 of them.
{Kneeling roses disappearing into Moses' dry mouth,}
I picked up the jeep and through it at them and killed 12 of them.
{Breaking into Fort Knox, stealing our intentions,}
Smashed 5 of them into the wall trying to get to the jeep.
{Hangers sitting dripped in oil, Crying FREEDOM!}
Saw the keys on one of the guys I smashed into the wall and ran towards him.
{Handed to obsoletion, still you feed us lies from the table cloth,}
I picked up the keys and ran towards the jeep.
{La la la la la. Ouuuuuuuuuu,}
I got to the keys and started up the engine.
{Everybody' going to the party have a real good time,}
I slammed on the gas pedal and ran over 28 of them.
{Dancing in the dessert blowing up the sunshine,}
I turned around and drifted into 13 of them.
{Everybody's going to the party have a real good time,}
I got out of the jeep and killed 7 more.
{Dancing in the dessert blowing up the sunshine,}
I picked up the jeep and threw it at them again and killed 10 more.
{Blast off, it's Party time, And we don't live in a fascist nation,}
I used the Unoboros and wrapped it around the jeep.
{Blast off , it's party time, And where the f*** are you?}
I started crushing it with the Unoboros till it exploded and killed 9 more guards.
{Where the f*** are you? Where the f*** are you?}
I saw Leon pass by with his magnum and decided to deal with him later.
{Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?}
I killed about 32 more guards with the Unoboros.
{Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?}
I felt a bullet go through my arm. I turned around and saw that it was Leon.
{Why do they always send the poor? (X3)}
I ran towards him and he shot my left leg. I kept running towards him and he shot my right shoulder.
{Kneeling roses disappearing into Moses' dry mouth,}
I got to him and punched into a wall.
{Breaking into Fort Knox stealing our intentions}
I grabbed him and threw him into 4 other guys.
{Hangers sitting dripped in oil, Crying FREEDOM!}
I picked up his magnum and shot 2 guys with it.
{Handed to obsoletion, Still you feed us lies from the table cloth,}
I shot the other 2 guys and crushed the magnum.
{La la la la la. Ouuuuuuuuuuu,}
I ran towards Leon.
{Everybody's going to the party have a real good time,}
I tried to punch him but he countered by stabbing my chest but not my heart.
{Dancing in the dessert blowing up the sunshine,}
I punched him back and took the knife out.
{Everybody's going to the party have a real good time,}
I threw the knife away. I was almost dead and Leon knew it too.
{Dancing in the dessert blowing up the sun-}
I ran at him again.
{Where the f*** are you! Where the f*** are you!}
I used the Unoboros and started punching him from a distance.
{Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? (X2)}
I kept punching him.
{Why do they always send the poor? (X5)}
I grabbed him with the Unoboros and slammed him into a wall.
{They always send the poor (X2)}
I saw something drop from his body so I threw him to the side to see what it was.
{*ending note*}
It was keys to a helicopter. I saw that Leon's eyes were closed and that he was still breathing. I went to find the helicopter. After a while I found the helicopter, got it started and set the destination for the auto pilot to go to the states.
[that's the end of season 1: Life As A Somebody. Stay tuned for season 2: Answers.]
