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Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island: We met our brand new victims, I mean contestants as they arrived to the new and improved Camp Wawanakwa. They participated in their first challenge as they tried to find their cabins. We also messed with them by pretending that one of the mutants was chasing them. In the end, the Maggots won the challenge and Staci managed to annoy her teammates into sending her to the Hurl of Shame. Who will be hurled next? Find out right here on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!

Episode 2: The Old Man and the Radioactive Lake

The contestants were still in their cabins as the morning finally came. Sam was in his bed as he was dreaming about playing video games.

"Yes," he said in his sleep. "I got a power up. What is that? No, stay away from me. I only have one life! No!"

He woke up screaming as it also woke B and Lightning up.

"Whew!" Sam said. "It was only a bad dream."

He then began to play his video game.

"Man," Lightning said. "I was just about to score the winning touchdown."

The door then opened as Scott entered the cabin.

"Where have you been?" Lightning asked.

"Just went to the bathroom," Scott said.

"But you're covered in dirt," Sam said.

"It's muddy over there," Scott said.

He was really being chased by radioactive squirrels.

"I'm trying to find that hidden immunity idol," Scott said in the confessional. "My team needs to keep losing for my game to fully work."

In the girls' side of the Rat's cabin, Dawn was talking to a bird.

"I see," she said to the bird. "That's very interesting."

"Will you please?" Dakota asked. "I'm trying to have my beauty sleep."

"Yes because you need the attention," Dawn said. "It's your depressed cry for love."

"How do you know that?" Dakota asked a little freaked out.

"I can read people's auras," Dawn said.

"Okay," Dakota said in the confessional. "She's got to go."

In the Maggots cabin, Mike was arguing in his sleep with Chester while Cameron was in his sleeping bag.

"Darn it, where is the oatmeal?!" Chester said.

"Not now, Chester," Mike said. "We'll have some for breakfast later."

"We better," Chester said.

"It was my first night outside of my bubble," Cameron said in the confessional. "Luckily my sleeping bag was a good replacement. But I still had to listen to Mike argue with himself."

Anne Maria and Zoey were in their side of the cabin. Anne Maria was using her hair spray.

"How did you manage to sneak that can in?" Zoey asked.

"I just snuck it into my hair," Anne Maria said.

She continued to spray it as Zoey coughed from the fumes.

Jo and Brick were both outside of the cabin.

"Alright," Jo said. "We go around the island, first to make it back here wins."

"Sounds good to me," Brick said. "I always won the racing medal back at cadets by the way."

"Well prepare to relinquish it to me," Jo said.

The two began their race.

Shortly after, a trumpet went off as the other contestants left their cabins.

"It's time for the second challenge of the season," Chris said. "Where's Brick and Jo?"

The two were almost finished with their race and were neck and neck. Jo then saw that they were going to run into the other contestants so she stopped. Brick continued to run.

"I'm gonna win!" He yelled when he ran straight into Sam.

"Glad to see you're both back," Chris said.

"A challenge already?" Sam asked. "But we didn't even eat breakfast."

"Yeah," Lightning said. "I need my daily protein."

"You will make that all up after the challenge," Chris said. "To the lake!"

"I just hope it's nothing physical," Cameron said.

"Well it better be physical," Jo said.

They were soon in bleacher seats that were above the lake.

"We did a challenge similar to this in Total Drama World Tour," Chris said. "It was so much fun that we had to do it again."

"I'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about you guys," Chris continued. "The contestant that just had their secret revealed must push the button and get a little shock."

"What happens if we don't push it?" Scott asked.

"Classic competitor Harold will demonstrate," Chris said.

Harold was on a podium with the same attachments.

"You can't do this," Harold said.

"According to your contract, I can," Chris said. "It says that you have to be here for a demonstration."

"You know," Harold said. "I'm starting to think that you've just been adding more to the contract as the seasons went on."

"That's crazy," Chris said darting his eyes back and forth.

Chris then pressed the button on his remote and it sank to the bottom of the lake. Harold was under water as he saw a four-legged shark staring him down.

"Meet Fang," Chris said. "A mutant shark."

It was about to attack Harold when Harold was pulled back up. The contestants were in fear.

"So you better answer the questions," Chris said. "The first one to three points wins a major advantage in the next part of the challenge."

"The first one is," Chris said. "Who got diarrhea during their school dance?"

Everyone was looking around. Dakota was really nervous.

"There was no way I was going to let that out," Dakota said in the confessional.

"Time is up," Chris said. "The answer was Dakota."

"Why did you tell them?!" Dakota asked.

Chris then pushes a button and the Rats sink to the bottom of the lake. After about 30 seconds, they are brought back up. But Scott is gone. He was taken by Fang but he fights out of him and gets back to the top.

"I got this tooth from that shark," Scott said in the confessional. "A nice souvenir."

Fang was in the confessional and growled after seeing the gap in his teeth.

"I've had diarrhea too," Sam said to Dakota.

Dakota looked creeped out again while everyone else on the Rats glared at her.

"Man," Sam said in the confessional. "Talking to girls is harder than I thought."

"The next question is," Chris said reading his notes. "Who went to their first day of school without a shirt on speaking a Brooklyn accent."

Mike's eyes widened.

"Who told you that?" Mike asked.

He pushed his button and was zapped. The other contestants (minus Zoey) laughed.

"And that's a point for the Maggots," Chris said.

"I'm sure everyone liked what they saw," Zoey said to Mike.

"Thanks," Mike said smiling at her.

"Zoey is so nice," Mike said in the confessional. "I just hope Vito never comes out and ruins everything."

"Now for the next question," Chris said. "Whose real name is Beverly?"

"It's not embarrassing for a girl's name to be Beverly," Brick said.

B was sweating and then he pressed the button, shocking him.

Chris then pressed the button and the Rats sank to the bottom of the lake again. They were brought back up 40 seconds later.

"B answered it," Chris said. "But I prefer a verbal response."

The other Rats glared at him.

"Time for the next question," Chris said. "Who was is that cried when a rabbit chased them?"

"Where do you get this information?" Cameron asked.

He quickly pressed his button to endure the shock that was coming. The other contestants laughed at him.

"Another point for the Maggots," Chris said. "One more and they win."

"How pathetic," Jo said laughing.

"I have had it with Jo," Cameron said in the confessional. "I would stand up to her if I wasn't so scared."

"It's not that embarrassing," Mike said to Cameron.

"Mike is so cool to be nice to Cameron," Zoey said in the confessional.

"On to the next question," Chris said. "Who farted on their only date?"

"You will pay for this," Scott said.

He pressed the button and was electrocuted. The other contestants laughed at him.

"They will all pay," Scott said in the confessional.

"The Rats are now on the board," Chris said. "On to the next question."

"Please don't be something about me," Zoey said to herself.

"Who fell into a pit of mud during their sister's wedding?" Chris asked.

Zoey sighed in relief.

"Glad I don't have a sibling," Zoey said in the confessional.

"Whoever told you this is going to pay," Jo said.

She punched the button and it got crushed. She was still shocked. Everyone laughed at her.

"I'd suggest that you stop," Jo said to Cameron.

Cameron immediately stopped and gulped in fear.

"And the Maggots win the advantage," Chris said.

The Maggots cheered when they were instantly dunked in the lake by Chris.

"I wasn't going to let them go dry," Chris said.

Later, they were all by the beach in their swimsuits. They saw two lines of floating tiles that led to two platforms with batons.

"In this challenge," Chris said. "You guys are going to go race one on one to the platforms in the middle of the lake to get a baton. Whoever has the most by the time you all have done it wins invincibility."

"That doesn't seem too hard," Lightning said.

"Oh, by the way," Chris said. "Some of the tiles have mines on them. If you touch them, you will be literally blown away."

A seagull landed on one of the tiles and it blew up. The contestants looked shocked.

"Here's how you will exactly do it," Chris said. "With Harold demonstrating it."

Harold was on the starting tile when he began to jump on the next one. He was expecting an explosion when it didn't happen.

"Hey," Harold said. "This is easy."

He stepped on the next tile and it blew up. It launched Harold onto the beach. He was falling towards Mike.

He tried to get some support to secure his fall by grabbing onto Mike but ended up tearing off his shirt.

Mike gave out a huge gasp and showed a smirk and gelled hair.

"Hey," he said in a Brooklyn accent. "What do you have to do to get a tan around here?"

"Mike?" Zoey asked.

"Who's Mike?" He said. "I'm Vito, baby."

Anne Maria smiled at Vito. She shoved Zoey out of the way to be close to him.

"Hello," Anne Maria said in a flirtatious way.

"Let's get onto the challenge," Chris said. "The first match will be Jo and Dawn."

"Wait, what's our advantage?" Jo asked.

"Oh, yeah," Chris said. "The Maggots get to start three tiles ahead of the Rats."

Jo and Dawn were ready for their race.

"Prepare to go down, spirit freak," Jo said.

"You work out really hard," Dawn said. "It must be to compensate for the lack of love in your life."

"That's not going to work on me," Jo said.

Jo was then curled up in the confessional.

The challenge had begun and Dawn and Jo were off. Jo wasted no time taking advantage of her lead and began to extend it. She noticed that Dawn was just on her second tile and began speaking to the third tile.

"Good luck winning, tile whisperer!" Jo said.

Jo leaped onto the next tile when she triggered a mine and it blew up, sending her flying onto the beach.

"Ooh," Zoey said. "Do you think she's okay, Mike?"

She heard no response from him.

"Mike?" Zoey asked.

She then gasped to see Anne Maria and Mike (Vito) making out.

"Get off of him!" Zoey angrily yelled and she pushed Anne Maria down.

"Excuse me, Red?!" Anne Maria said in anger.

The two gave each other a death stare.

Dawn was still working methodically in making sure that she would not touch a mine. She then made it to the platform and got the baton.

"And the Rats win the first round," Chris said.

Dawn's teammates cheered for her.

"The next match will be Scott and "Vito"," Chris said.

Vito and Scott were ready for their race.

"Prepare to go down, pasty," Vito said.

"Back at you," Scott said.

"And, go!" Chris yelled and the race had begun.

Scott got onto the first tile and made his way to the second.

"My team has to lose," Scott said in the confessional. "But I can't make it seem like I'm trying to sabotage them."

He was going very slowly while Vito was struggling. He was about to go on the next tile when it instantly blew up.

"Whoa, whoa," Vito said. "There's no way I'm doing this."

He then gasped.

"But Svetlana will do it!" Mike said sounding like a Russian woman.

He (She) began to do gymnastics over the tiles, jumping on several of them in seconds. Some of them blew up, but he (she) avoided them.

"Whoa," Scott said.

Svetlana made it to the platform and got a baton.

"And Mike scores a point for the Maggots," Chris said.

The Maggots cheered for him.

Svetlana gave out a loud gasp and changed back to Mike.

"What just happened?" Mike asked.

"On to the next race," Chris said. "It will be Sam vs. Zoey."

Sam and Zoey were getting ready to race.

"Good luck, Zoey," Mike said.

Zoey ignored him because she was still angry about what happened earlier.

"What did Vito do?" Mike asked in the confessional. "Stupid multiple personality disorder."

The race had begun and Sam and Zoey were off. Zoey began to jump on the tiles, trying to get Mike out of her mind.

"Can't think of him," she said to herself. "I can't think of him."

She then took a step on the next tile and it blew up, launching her to the beach.

"I'll catch you Zoey!" Mike yelled.

He ran over to where she was falling and she fell on him.

"Thanks," Zoey said smiling at him.

"Hopefully that made up for Vito," Mike said in the confessional.

"I got this one in the bag," Sam said.

He took a step on the next tile and it exploded, sending him into the water.

"No one wins that round," Chris said. "The next match will be Dakota vs. Brick."

Brick and Dakota were ready for their race.

"You can do it, Dakota!" Sam yelled.

"And, go!" Chris yelled.

Brick started to race down the tiles, taking advantage of his early lead.

Dakota was about to go to the next tile when she saw a boat of paparazzi arrived.

"Hey, Dakota!" One of the men said.

Dakota began to pose for the camera while her team looked upset at her. She then took a step on the tile by accident and it blew up, launching her towards Sam. Sam caught her.

"That was close," Dakota said.

Brick was still going strong and he eventually made it to the platform.

"And the Maggots take the lead!" Chris said.

The Maggots cheered for Brick.

"The next match will be Lightning vs. Cameron," Chris said.

Lightning and Cameron were both ready to race.

"You might as well just give Lightning the point," Lightning said.

The race began and Lightning starting to go down the tile path very quickly. He passed up Cameron as well who was going very slowly in order to avoid the mines.

"Hurry up, pencil neck!" Jo yelled.

"I don't want to blow up!" Cameron yelled back.

"Time for the lightning to win this," Lightning said.

He was very close to the platform when he stepped on a tile with a mine. It blew up and sent him flying towards Cameron.

Cameron was about to get on the next tile when Lightning landed on it. That made that tile blow up as well and the both were launched towards the beach.

"It's another draw," Chris said. "That means if B doesn't win the next round, the Maggots will win."

B and Anne Maria were both ready for the race.

"And, go!" Chris yelled.

Anne Maria was jumping on the tiles quickly, hoping to avoid an explosion. B was going very slowly like Dawn and was able to detect the mines. He avoided the mined tiles as he made his way down the path.

"Good luck, quiet guy!" Anne Maria yelled. "But this round is-"

She was about to finish her statement when she stepped on a tile and it exploded, sending her into the lake.

B continued what he was doing and made it to the platform.

"B wins for the Rats!"Chris announced.

The Rats (minus) Scott cheered for B.

"We have to lose so he can go," Scott said in the confessional.

"So no we will have a tiebreaker round," Chris said. "Whoever gets there baton first wins invincibility for their team."

"Who wants to go?" Chris asked.

"I'll do it," Jo said.

"I will go," Scott said.

"Are you sure B shouldn't go?" Dawn asked.

"I can do it," Scott said.

Jo and Scott stared each other down and were ready for the race.

"For invincibility, go!" Chris yelled.

Jo was off instantly while Scott went rather slowly, trying to find a tile to blow up.

"Time to win this thing," Jo said.

She was getting very close to the platform.

Scott found the tile with a mine and jumped right on it.

"Goodbye, B," Scott said while he was jumping.

He landed on the tile and it exploded. It sent Scott flying towards his platform. He crashed into it and the platform sank. Scott resurfaced with a baton in his mouth.

"And Scott wins it for the Rats!" Chris yelled.

The Rats cheered as Scott looked angry. He spit out his baton and it hit Jo in the head.

"Great," Scott said sarcastically.

"That's not fair!" Jo yelled.

She jumped on the next tile with fury and it blew up, sending her towards the beach.

"Maggots," Chris said. "One of you is taking the hurl of shame."

"That wasn't supposed to happen," Scott said in the confessional. "At least it will give my team a little bit of confidence so I can crush it like this bug."

He was trying to crush a fly when it stung him.

Mike and Zoey were outside of their team cabin.

"I don't know what happened between me and Anne Maria," Mike said. "Sometimes I just get so into character that I lose myself."

"So you're like a method actor?" Zoey asked.

"Yeah," Mike said. "That's what I am."

"Look," Mike continued. "You're the only girl I'm interested in. I'll prove it by voting for Anne Maria."

"Really?" Zoey asked.

Mike nodded.

The bonfire ceremony arrived and the Maggots were the ones attending it tonight.

"Well, maggots," Chris said. "One of you will go, it's time to vote."

"Sorry, Anne Maria," Zoey said in the confessional. "Hopefully it's you and not me."

"Time for you to go, red," Anne Maria said in the confessional.

"I vote for bubble boy," Jo said in the confessional. "Better to have the weak ones go first."

"I vote for Jo," Cameron said in the confessional. "She's really mean and scary."

"Whoever gets a normal marshmallow is safe," Chris said. "Whoever gets the toxic marshmallow of loserdom is out."

"The following are safe," Chris said.

"Brick."

"Mike."

"Jo."

"Cameron."

It was down to Anne Maria and Zoey. Zoey looked really nervous while Anne Maria gave her a wicked smile.

"The toxic marshmallow of loserdom goes to," Chris said.

Zoey and Anne Maria both looked at Mike who was looking away nervously.

"Anne Maria."

"What?!" Anne Maria yelled as she caught the toxic marshmallow.

This caused all of her hair to disintegrate. Zoey smiled at Mike, happy that he didn't vote for her.

"No!" Anne Maria yelled at the loss of her hair.

She was now bald and on the hurl of shame.

"Any last words?" Chris asked.

"I'll wait for you, Vito!" Anne Maria said.

Mike began to walk away.

Chris then pulled the switch and Anne Maria was hurled away.

"A dramatic elimination," Chris said. "Will Mike be able to contain his other characters? Will Scott find out a new way to lose? Find out next time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!"