Hey guys thanks for the feed back! Haha! Pt 2 now 10-30 xx ps the story will evolve. But im keeping it like this its more fun! P.s when me aka tamson is attracted to the heroes, i am attracted to the CHARACTER! Not the actor! Thanks x

(*=by order of Director Nick Fury)

#11 NO PLAYING INAPROPREATE MUSIC AT INAPROPREATE TIMES. EVER*

It was a rainy afternoon. Everything was boring. Nat and Clint were playing darts Loki had gone off in a huff about losing the eating contest with Thor, everyone else was out. Except Tony who was nowhere to be seen. I thought he was probably hung over. So tempting to go and sprinkle glitter everywhere. I'd be breaking 2 rules... suddenly "the imperial march" (Darth Vader tune) was blasting through the speaker everybody looked towards the door and in came a VERY angry Nick Fury.

Tony was in so much trouble Fury made him clean the whole of stark tower and the heli-carrier.

#12 NO SILLY NICKNAMES!*

e.g:

Nick Fury: Darth Fury (you call him that he lives up to the name)

Steve: Popsicle, icicle, icy, (do not sing the "ice ice baby" song either, Agent hill has just come out of hospital)

Loki: Frosty the snowman, Rudolf, or Bambi. My arm is still blue

Thor: Shakespeare etc...

Nat: Ginger, Redhead, other hair related nicknames

Clint: Katniss, Merida or Legolas.

#13 NO SWICHING CELL PHONE SIM CARDS

I never use mine but bruce wondering why pepper and Rhodey were texting him, Clint was confused when he kept on getting emails from " G.R.I.C® (gamma rays investigation corporation)" and Tony was wondering why Natasha was texting him all the time. Loki was at it for days. I hid mine in my room.

#14 LEAVE NOTES SEVERAL TIMES WHERE NEEDED.

I was asked to paint the chairs on the main balcony brown. So i did. I left a not on the door that said "DO NOT SIT ON THE CHAIRS, THANKS Tamson". It must have blew off in the wind because Steve, Thor and Bruce looked very odd for the rest of the day. It was only when Tony's newly discovered son (third that month) came round and said "poopy pants!" that they realised. None of them would talk to me for a week...

#15 WHEN SUPER HEROES ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENT YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO HEAR, THE CLOSEST CUPBOARD IS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE!

So i was just walking down stairs into the living area when i heard voices. "as if you could help! You havnt been on a date for years!" another replied "your just jealous because she likes me more!" another voice chipped in "please, she doesnt like either of you. If i had her i would be happy forever!" "whatever at least i come from earth." "yeah but you never talk to her" it went on for ages. I heard foot steps and jumped in the cupbard, Bruce stormed past obviously trying to keep his temper. Then i looked through he crack i saw thor storm off and press the button for the lift. so i was just there thinking about who they were talking about. I then heard Steve say "they're right. I hardly ever talk to her" he walked towards the cupbard. "sh*t" i said under my breath i hid behind a radom coat to find that was the one he wanted to take. He took the coat and found me hid behind it. He looked mortified and just grabbed the coat and left. None of them would even say hi. He obviously had told them all. They wouldn't even pass me the salt at dinner!

#16 GIRLS SHOPPING TRIP/BOYS TRIPS OUT ARE BANNED NO EXCUSES!*

It all began with Fury wanting us to do some "bonding" he stared at me when he said that. He seemed to think we had no life. So the boys went off together and the girls did. So it was a shield agent and an assassin who were worst enemies, a super rich and posh business woman and a 13yr old tomboy. We set off to the shops. Pepper said as our treat she would pay for everything as she had run off with Tony's credit card. We went in loads of shops and in everyone an argument broke out. "who looks better in this dress Tamson? Me or her" said Maria. I kept on saying thay both looks as good as each other and then wondered off to look at Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Starwars and marvel stuff. Every time Pepper would just give in and say buy them both ask the men. So i ended up getting 5 thing Nat and Maria ended up getting 20 things and i can't begin to count how many bags Pepper had! We got back in the meeting place where the shield bus agreed to take us and no one was there so we went looking for the men. They were sat in an empty village hall. Tony, Loki, Clint and Phil were sat on the stage eating popcorn and Steve, Bruce and Thor were continuing the aurgument. To cut a long story short, we ALL had to pay for the damage THEY made! And i never found out who the were arguing about

#17 WHEN THOR'S HAMMER COMES FLYING THROUGH YOUR WALLS DO NOT GRAB HOLD OF IT

I broke my arm twice grabbing it. It was worth it though the ride was fab!

18# IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET A DATE WARN THEM FIRST ABOUT THE LIVING WITH HE AVENGERS THING.

Steve and Bruce try to be all sweet yet mean, like a dad would. Thor sulks in a corner. Clint, Nat and the shield agents threaten him whilst tony does a "secret" back ground check. His mothers, ex sister in laws god sister was in jail. He landed in the lake so he wasn't too badly hurt. He broke up with after that though

#19 DO NOT ASK ANY OF THEM WHY THEY ARE HAPPY

I was eating ice cream a bit annoyed about the break up and like everyone was suddenly all happy. I thought do they really hate me that much so I asked them why they were so happy. Some of the excuses were quite obviously true (e.g: "Pepper's finally given me my credit card back" or "I just kicked the hell out of Maria") others were a bit confusing... (e.g "my brothers, sister in law recoverd from malaria" or " I have a discount for bread at wal-mart") all in all you wont get much from it...

#20 IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF SOMEONE FOLLOW THESE STEPS

Phil: say his skills were really good on the last mission

Maria: say she looks better than Nat today

Nat: say her skills were awesome the last time we were on a mission or she looks better than Maria

Clint: say that he's better than Katniss will ever be and say she's about as good as katnip... (no offence to thg! I love Katniss this is me trying to get the better of Clint)

Tony: say his new armour is fab

Pepper: say about how you like her designer sunglasses

Loki: say how you like the fact that he is the god of mischief

Steve: buy him a record or something old-ish

Bruce: ask him how he got so good at science

Thor: say how cool it is that he is worthy of the mjolnir (hammer)

I still didn't get anything out of them about the girl they were arguing over. Plan B!

#21 IF PLAN ABOVE DOES NOT WORK LOOK IN PEOPLES DIARY. THEY ALL HAVE ONE.

Due to hacking reasons, security codes were tacken off doors. During the day i got Steve's, Bruce's and Thor's diary. I began to look through Steve's then Bruce's then Thor's. I had the biggest shock of my life! They were arguing over... ME! a 13 yr old girl!? Wow... this changed every thing.

#22 WHEN HAVING A FOOD FIGHT CHOOSE TEAMS WISELY

On Sunday morning out of no where there was a delivery of lots and lots of cheap food. That was weird of course, Tony's rich. "we are going to have the best food fight ever!" was blasted through the big speakers. Tony came in saying we must choose our teams. He elected team leaders. Me and Phil. We took it in turns i got: Thor, Steve, Bruce. Phil got: Nat, Clint and Tony. Maria refused to play, she would have to be on Nat's team, and you know how they get on. So it was epic! Steve planned our attack so it was highly thought out. The other two left to get more food I kissed him on the cheek and ran. I left him blushing like hell. Then we he and Thor were fighting it was mine and Bruce's turn to get for food i pretended not to be able to reach the top shelf, i asked him to get it. When he reached it i kissed him on the cheek grabbed the box and ran i left him there like Steve was. Then it was half time. Steve and Bruce went to get food. I sat in the dining room (that's what we got as base) and i was moving the table Thor helped and moved it really easily. Then I kissed him on the cheek. Then i ran. What had i done...

over all we won the food fight but we had to clean up all the mess.

#23 WHEN YOU GET IN AN AKWARD SITUATION ONLY ASK ONE PERSON TO HELP

I never got this part wrong. One person to ask. That was easy. Natasha. As tough as she is she is amazing at advise. I asked her what to do she said ignore them. Thats what I did.

#24 IF YOU GO INTO HIBERNATION/NOCTURNAL MODE DO NOT BE ALARMED BY RANDOM MESSAGES PUSHED UNDER DOOR.

Due to previous events i hid myself in my room. Only leaving for refills for my little fridge. Its handy when you have a little flat. I had been in my room for a day and thats when the first message came. It said: Hiya Tamson. When i said ignore them i did not mean hide. All the same if I was you (which I'm not) i would do that. Cheer up. Nat x it was sweet of her so i wrote one back saying thanks and i pushed it back under my door. They kept on coming some were weirder. I mean really weird. To Tamson. Are you alive? Can i have your vintage converse? Maria. And: Tamson. I shall noise you out of there. Loki. This was followed by banging and shacking of what sounded like sauce pans.So i pushed a letter saying it wont work.

25# WHEN YOU DO COME OUT OF HIDING EXCPECT FURY TO THINK YOUR UP TO DATE

Need i say more

26# DO NOT DISTURB SIGHNS ARE NOW ALARMED.

Thanks to me. i asked if there could be an alarm on them so i could talk in private with people. It took a while but i eventually came round to explain to all three "admirers" the truth. I said that i iked all of them but i could not choose.

#27 THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY IS BANNED*

Everybody could not stop laughing as we acted it all out. Until we realised we were an hour late for a meeting

#28 ACTUAL HAIRSPRAY IS BANNED*

No movie? We'll do it our self's. Nick wasn't happy.

#29 ANY MUSICAL FILMS ARE COMPLETLEY BANNED*

We missed 5 meetings

#30 NO COUPLES ARE ALLOWED AMONG THE AVENGERS GROUP, EXCPETING TONY AND PEPPER AND NATASHA AND CLINT*

He may have caught up on the problem thing. I still haven't chosen...

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LALA AKA TAMSON