365 Days of Hetalia

3 out of 45

I got this list of ways to annoy your roommate from a friend and she suggested putting the countries with it so that's what I am doing. So this chapter is three out of the fourty-five of them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or this list.


"Dude! Check it out I am now a vegetarian!" America said bursting through the door of England's house.

"Really? I didn't think you could ever part ways with your high in fat, processed meat, hamburgers," England said putting the finishing touches on his ham sandwich. "There that does it." England put the top piece of bread on and was about to take a bite when America stopped him.

"NO! DON'T! Think of that cute little piggy you are eating!" America shouted.

"I don't care, I'm hungry."

"Fine then, be that way," America said then mumbled, "pig hatter," under his breath.

"What did you say," Engalnd said pausing from taking another bite.

"Oh, nothing," America said. "pig hatter," he mumbled again.

"Just because I eat them, doesn't mean I don't like them," England said.

"Oh yeah," America said. He pulled out a random sign used to protest. That read: 'England is a pig hater!' "England's a pig hatter! England's a pig hatter!" America said and marched around like he was on strike.

"Oh, shut it and let me eat my sandwich!" England yelled and droned out America. England finally found his happy place and right as his teeth where about the come down and take a bite America came up and hit the sandwich out of his hands. The sandwich was air born and hit the wall making a mess on the wall and floor where it finally landed.

"Get out of my house!" England shouted and kicked America out.


"Hooray! You're back!" Italy said as Germany walked through the door. "Yay! I was so lonely! But now your back so now I'm not! Yay! Yay for Germany!" Italy ran up and gave Germany a hug.

"Um, ja I'm back, I was only gone for a little while," Germany said.

"I was so afraid my medication would wear off again!" Italy said.

*five minutes later*

"Um, hey Germany, shouldn't you be going somewhere?" Italy asked.

Germany just sighed in aggravation.


His plan was perfect. It was fool proof.

Tony trashed the whole house while America was out. Now he just had to go hide outside until America came back.

Toney found a bush next to the porch where he could see the door.

America came home about fifteen minutes later. Tony watched America open the door, step inside and close the door. He waited about five minutes and then got out of the bush. It was showtime.

Tony opened the door and saw America standing the surveying the damage. Tony acted surprised and then sighed.

"Uh-oh, looks like they were here again," Tony said adding another sigh.

"What? Who are they?" America asked frantically mostly worried about the knocked over game consoles.


Sorry that was so short. Most of these probably will be short like this. But despite the length I hope you liked. Please review! ^^