Star Wars
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Out
Chapter 2: The Search for Luke
In the hangar, we see C-3PO, portrayed by Ratchet, and R2-D2, portrayed by Clank, entering the hangar.
C-3PO: Wow. This place is way better than that temple on Yavin 4.
R2-D2: Beep. Boop. Beep. I will admit. It's a lot cooler in here.
C-3PO: That was horrible.
C-3PO approaches Han while he and Chewbacca, portrayed by Crunch, fixes the Millenium Falcon.
C-3PO: Hey, Han? Have you seen Luke? We haven't seen him anywhere.
Han: What? Weird. I might as well go out and have a look. See if I can't find him.
C-3PO: How will you find him?
Han: By tauntaun, of course.
C-3PO: What?! Your tauntaun will freeze before you come back!
Han: Then I'll see you in Heck!
As for Luke, he's dangling on the ceiling inside the wampa's cave. His lightsaber is right below him in the snow.
Luke: I can feel the blood rushing to my head.
He tries to reach it, but to no avail.
Luke: Hey! How about a little encouragement here?!
Fine! Luke decides to use the Force to get the lightsaber.
Luke: Now we're talking! Okay...here goes.
Luke uses the Force and grabs the lightsaber out of the snow and cuts himself off the ceiling. The wampa approaches him and Luke cuts off its left arm.
Wampa: I just wanted to give you a hug! Do you know how lonesome it is out here?! Not many people come by here this often! I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
Luke escapes the wampa's lair into the middle of a blizzard. Sadly, his strength is diminished and he faints in the snow. Suddenly, a ghostly image of Obi-Wan Kenobi, portrayed by Aku Aku, appears.
Obi-Wan: Luke! Luke!
Luke: Ben?
Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system.
Luke: Dagobah system?
Obi-Wan: There, you will learn from Yoda. The Jedi Master who instructed me.
Obi-Wan disappears and Han Solo comes at Luke. He disembarks from his tauntaun.
Han: Luke! Luke! Wake up, pardner!
A few seconds later, the tauntaun faints and dies. Seeing this opportunity, Han drags Luke over to the tauntaun and uses his lightsaber to cut open the tauntaun.
Han: Hang on, kid.
Luke: Ben...Dagobah system...Yoda...Dagobah...
Han stuffs Luke inside the tauntaun. EWWWWWW!!!
Han: This might smell bad and might make you shower for two weeks, but it will keep you warm until I put the shelter up. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
The blizzard rages and Han tries desperately to put the shelter up in time.
Next time:
Chapter 3: Probe Droid
