A/N: Hello, well heres Starfire,the beautiful alien princess, who you guys wanted me to diss, tisk, tisk, shame on you, nah just kidding.
Disclaimer: I Don't own know your stars, nickelodeon does and for the record I don't own that either.
STARFIRE
Starfire walked in through the hole Robin just made with his disk explosives, and was wondering what in the world did this.
"What in the world did this?" she asked, hate to say I told you so, "It looks like a Glorbnarf or the hekenzillys came through and devoured the wall." She said shocked. A nearby plush toy caught her attention.
"What uncanny resemblance to my image" She looked at it "Hmm, most strange' then she saw the chair and walked over to it. The chair was a big fancy one and it had a bowl of porrage on the armrest "Mmmm" she ate it quickly and sat in the chair waiting for the food in her belly to be at rest. Then all of a sudden, and most predicting she was cuffed in.
"What is the meaning of this" she yelled trying to light up her starbolts but failed.
The authoress still smoking from being electrocuted by Slade's stun gun thought to her self "Why do they always expect the worst of things, ah well what they expect is what the get."
"Its okay Star, I wont hurt you,…unless you piss me off, if you do I will electrocute you." The authoress advised.
"Who are you, how do you know my name, do you work with Slade?" she yelled fiercely.
"No"
"Oh ok what's your name, what's your favorite colour and would you like to be my friend?"
"Um, yeah whatever"
"Yeyyyy"
"Okay, back to the topic at hand" the author cleared here throat.
"Hey Starfire" the authoress said cheekily.
"Yes friend"
"You like to burn mustard, and you hate mustard as well and that is why you burn it"
"I do not I love mustard, it is a wonderful, yellow, tangy beverage"
"Damn, the know your stars authoress cursed, Ok Starfire what do you do when you left at home when the Titans go out what do you do to entertain yourself?"
"Well I feed silky, clean things for my friends-' she was cut off.
"Oh wrong I'm sorry this is what you do" a gigantic TV slides down from the roof and plays a video clip. In the video clip of a dodgy looking Starfire who is obviously fake walks in to the main room of the Titans tower.
"Ah jezz finally" the fake Starfire commented "God its been days since I've had some piece and quiet to myself" she flopped down on the sofa and switched on the TV "Ah TV sux anyway."
She stood up and walked over to the fridge and raided it, she didn't eat much since everything was covered in the blue fuzzy tofu-e junky looking crap. So she just popped open a can of Buzz cola.
She pulled out her secret cell phone and rang Johnny Rancid up on it. "Hey Jonny, yeah I got your car parts…yup, uh huh, yep, right, okay, well I'll see you L8r."
She walked down the hall way and into the room marked Starfire, She jumped on top of her bed 5 times and a door opened in the floor nearby, she got up and jumped down the secret passage way. At the end of the secret passage way was a huge room, and I don't mean like a gym I mean like a huge office building where they hold Jet planes and army equipment. Inside were cars, a jumbo jet, an airplane and 6 Harley Davidsons. She picked up a fairly large box, jumped down another passage way and out the front door of the Titans Tower, and that was the end of the footage. The huge TV was sucked back up into the roof.
Starfire stared in disbelief "That is not me"
"Yeah sure it is." Denial. "Oh ya and I forgot to ask if you like Robin?"
"I do not like Robin"
"Oh jumping to conclusions, god I haven't even asked yet"
"But what was that you jut said?"
"I said that I was going to say that"
"Oh"
"So do you like Robin?"
"NO most certainly not!"
"Oh I get it now"
Starfire sighed in relief.
"That must mean you like Speedy" the authoress pretended to be convinced.
"WHAT?" Starfire said.
"Yeah, I mean if you don't like Robin Speedy's the next best thing right?"
"NO!"
"Oh so your sticking with Robbie-pooh huh?"
"NO, why do you tell these lies?" Starfire asked finally breaking out of the chair.
"Cause I can"
Starfire heard where the voice was coming from and shot a giant, fluoride green Starbolt.
"AHHHHHHHHHH" the know your stars authoress yelled as the starbolt hurled its self into the invisible booth. Stafire jumped out the hole Robin had made earlier and ran off into the sunset on a white stallion.
"Owwwww, being hurt twice in one day, dude that can't be good…"
A/N: Reviewers tell me whom you want to see next… I mean read next. It can be any teen Titans villan, good guy, or anyone out of Teen Titans. Oh and R&R please!
