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Chapter 2

Trying To Remember Sex

Sonic can't believe what he heard. "What?" He asked afraid to hear the same answer again.

"I said we're married."

"As some dude in Poland once said, WHAT THE F--K!" He screamed into the phone.

"Yep, it's true."

"How could this happen?"

"I don't really know."

Sonic just snapped his fingers and thought hard as Rouge did the same. "I just don't get it." Then a thought entered Sonic's head. "Wait a minute. If we woke up together in bed, then that means we had sex. Do you remember it?" Sonic asked Rouge.

"Nope. Thank God."

Sonic freaked out. "I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I HAD SEX WITH ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! S--T!" Sonic raged throughout the room as Rouge grabbed the phone. "Knuckles, are you sure that you and Amy got married?"

"The silence in

Black and White..."

"Why are you singing Hawthorne Heights?"

"Sorry. That happens a lot. Now, what were you saying?"

"I said, are you sure you two got married?"

"Listen Bat Girl, you just don't become sure that you're married. You either are or you're not. And we are. You wanna hear Amy's side of the story?"

"Sure."

Amy then grabbed the phone and started to talk to Rouge. "Rouge! Any idea how you and Sonic got hitched?"

"Not a clue. What about you and Knuckles?"

"Well, I do remember having a few drinks at a bar last night, but that's it."

Rouge pondered for a minute. That's the exact same thing that happened to her the previous night. "This doesn't make any sense at all. I was at a bar too, but I don't recall seeing you there last night. Maybe we went to different bars."

"It's possible, but I think it's a little bit unlikely that the same thing would happen to both of us at different places."

"True."

Sonic continued to rage in the room throwing random objects out the window. "I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HER BREAST SIZE! THIS IS MADNESS!" Rouge sighed at how sorry she felt for Sonic. As Sonic ran through the room at his Supersonic speed, Rouge grabbed his head and stopped him dead clean in his tracks. "All right! I've had it! I'm gonna give you what you want just so you'll shut up!" Rouge then unhooked her bra and showed Sonic her boobs. She then put her bra back on. "There. Satisfied?" Sonic stood there motionless with a large grin on his face.

"Sorry about that Amy. I had to flash Sonic. As you were saying?"

"I said it's pretty unlikely that happened to both of us at different places."

"What other explanation could there be?"

"Hmm..."

"Wait, if you and Knuckles got married, that must mean that you two..."

"I think so..."

"Can you remember it?"

"I can vaguely remember it."

"What was it like?"

"That couldn't have been Knuckles. And if it was, then he's amazing!"

"Wow. He may suck at fighting, but I guess that's a different story."

Then, a unrecognized voice entered the conversation on the phone. "Hello? Is anyone there?"

"Yes, why? Who is this?"

"Rouge? Anyone else there with you?"

"Yeah, Sonic is with me and I'm talking to Knuckles and Amy one the phone. Wait a sec...Shadow? Is this you?"

"Yes! I'm on the extension! Something really freaky happened!"

"What? Wait, let me guess. You got married, right?" Rouge asked.

"Yes! How'd you know?"

"The same thing happened to me and Sonic! Knuckles and Amy also got hooked. So, how did you marry, Shadow?"

"You really want to know?"

"I'm honestly afraid to ask. Yes, we want to know. Who is it?"

"Tikal."

"Really?"

"Yes!"

"Oh boy..."

"This is worse than the time Fezz started dating Donna on That 70's Show!" Shadow screamed.

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Is Shadow right? Is this worse than the time Fezz and Donna started dating on That 70's Show? Were Rouge and Amy at the same bar that same night? Will Sonic remember Sex with Rouge? Will I ever stop asking questions America doesn't care about? Review and Stay tuned to find out!