Completely Plushified

Completely Plushified.

Disclaimer: I will never ever own this unless I manage to conquer the world. hahaha

Edited this chapter. Sorry bout that but I really need to! Without that, I won't be able to write the next few chapters any longer!! For those who already read this chapter, just check out the last part.

Completely Plushified.

By yuzusakura15

Chapter Two: First day Gone Mad (The School is like a living Inferno)

"I'm hu…human?!" Mikan uttered.

"P-Polka?!" Natsume uttered.

"Yes! Yes! I'm human!" Mikan said as she dashed out of the Hyuuga mansion. Running and Running and then

POOF!

FALL!

"Wah! What is the meaning of this?!" Mikan yelled. "I'm back into being a plushy!!"

Rushing in back to the room…POOF! HUMAN!

Rushing out…POOF! PLUSHY!!

Going back…POOF! HUMAN!

"Polka!" Natsume glared at her grabbing her shirt. "Answer me! What is the meaning of this!!" With Natsume's tight grasp Mikan was unable to run out again.

"Ahahaha!" Mikan laughed uneasily. "C-Calm down…"

"Tell me! Are you a burglar?! Do you plan to steal something from me?!" Natsume said his death glare becoming more intense.

"No! She's my plushy!!" Aoi said in her sweetest and cutest voice.

"PLUSHY?!" Mikan and Natsume both said.

-A little while later-

"Come out! Come out stupid Sie!" Mikan said rubbing and shaking the crystal necklace simultaneously.

"Yes! Yes! I'm here!" Sie yawned a small hologram projected from the necklace. " You just disrupted my beauty sleep."

"Stupid Sie !" Mikan snarled. "I've been rubbing you for the past 20 minutes and you never came out!!"

"Well, you do know that I'm not the genie of the lamp! So rubbing is pretty useless."

"Eh?! Who's that?!" Natsume said as he laid comfortably on the couch.

"Greetings! My name is Sie! I am the one who had laid a curse on this idiot right here!"

"Curse?!" Natsume said standing up from the couch and approached Mikan. "You mean this idiot's cursed?! No wonder I always thought of you as a creepy ghost!"

"I am not creepy!" Mikan gritted her teeth.

"So what do you mean by this "curse"?" Natsume asked pointing at Mikan

"Oh, you didn't know?! I cursed this idiot and turned her into a plushy!" Sie said. "The curse is effective for a whole year.'

"What did you say?! A year?!" Mikan snarled.

"Or do you want me to turn it into a lifetime?!"

"But that doesn't explain why I turned back into human oh so suddenly!" Mikan wondered.

"Oh…that…Once you're near Natsume you turn to human but once your distance increases to more than a meter you turn back into a plushy."

"WHAT?!" Mikan and Natsume growled.

"S-so that means I have to put up with this pervert! There's no way I'd do that!!" Mikan wailed.

"So that means she's going to stalk me for a year?!" Natsume barked.

"So that means we'll have to go to school together!!"

"Your assumptions are correct!" Sie grinned.

"NOOOOOO!! We'll kill you Sie!!" Natsume and Mikan yelled tossing the necklace.

-Gakuen Alice Campus-

"This is it!" Mikan sighed as she tagged along Natsume's back. Even though last night was a complete fiasco, she still ended up staying and stalking Natsume!

"NATSUMEEEEE-SAMA!!" a group of fan girls all came rushing forward to greet their so called "SHINY PRINCE" (a/n: I copied the shiny prince thingy from to tokimeki Gakuen…)

"Natsume-sama daisuki"

"Natsume-sama aishiteru…."

"Natsume-sama is there a person that you like?!"

"Me!" Natsume said arrogantly.

That stupid jerk he's so full of himself. Mikan thought.

"Kyaaaaaa!" the girls squealed with hearts in their eyes.

"The shiny prince is always so shiny!! Waaaaaa!!" another group of girls came screaming and running toward Natsume.

"Kyaaaaaa!!" Mikan screamed in terror. "Waaaaaa! I'm getting squished! Nooooo!" And before she realized, Natsume was taken out of her sight.

A few minutes later…

"Nat…suuuu….meeeeee…."Mikan said grabbing Natsume's shirt. Mikan's face looked like she was a shinigami(death ghost) ready for the kill.

"Hn…What's up?!" Natsume said plainly.

"STUPID JERK!!" Mikan yelled. "You ask me what's up?! I'll tell you what's up! I've just been run down by your egoistic fan girls, I've been turned into a plushy, squeezed by a whole bunch of kindergartners, and almost ate ALIVE!!"

"Just that?!" Natsume asked calmly smoothening the crease on his shirt.

"Yes. Just that?!" Mikan said her head boiling like hot lava. Mikan tried several attempts to punch Natsume. But the shiny prince "dodged" them all gracefully or in this case shinily.

-Math Class-

"These are the X and Y coordinates do you understand?!" Jinno-sensei asked sternly fixing his spectacles from the bridge of his nose.

Stupid! Stupid Natsume! How dare he do those to me! Mikan cursed inwardly occupied in her own thoughts.

"Natsume! Natsume Hyuuga!" Jinno called. "Can you answer the questions in the chalk board! Natsume!"

As Natsume stood up, and approached the chalkboard…

Eeeeeekkk! Mikan panicked. Not good! Not good! If Natsume reaches the chalk board I'll turn back into a plushy!! It's more than a meter! I can't afford to turn back now!! Not in front of all my classmates!

As Natsume walked…

0.2 meters…0.5 meters…0.8 meters

"A-Ano…Sensei!" Mikan raised her hand. What now? What now?

"What is it?! Sakura?!" Jinno asked.

Natsume also stopped walking and turned towards her direction.

"A-ano Sensei!!" Mikan said as she dashed towards Jin-jin and hugged him. "AISHITERU SENSEI! DAISUKI!!"

Waaaaaaa! Of all things why did I have to say that?! Now my reputation's ruined! Mikan fell into the ocean of despair as the whole class laughed.

"Sakura! If you think you can raise your grades by acting like my fan girl your wrong!! DETENTION!!" Jinno yelled. The only thing that Jinno hated the most was embarrassing himself. If anyone dares do that to him, they're gonna pay!!

Waaaaaaaa!! My life is over!! Mikan sank deeper into the galaxy of despair.

-English Class-

"Rarrr…" Narumi growled. "I am a pirate!" he said happily twirling around the classroom. Narumi was once again dressed up in an outrageous costume. He was a pirate, or so he said.

"Hn…" Natsume growled. "I'm outta here! I can't stand a single second with this idiotic teacher!!"

"N-no-no!!" Mikan said as she tried to stop Natsume. "L-l-look!"

Mikan said as she began dancing and twirling imitating Narumi.

"Mikan-chan! I'm so glad you could join me!" Narumi smiled happily.

"Sensei…"

The whole class sweat dropped at the two stand-up comedians prancing around like complete idiots.

"LALALALALA! TRALALALALAA!" the two idiots sang.

-Physical Education Class-

"We will be having a competition between boys and girls! So please group yourselves. Boys on the left, and girls on the right!" Kitayama-sensei ordered.

Eeeek! The distance will be more than a meter again!! WAAAA!! Mikan panicked as she stared at the huge gym area.

"Sakura-san what are you doing?!" Kitayama-sensei asked confused at Mikan who was sneaking her way towards the left side of the gym.

"Ahh…ummm…I-I…was jumping…yeah!" Mikan remarked wittily. "I was practicing how to jump! I was afraid that my jumping skills were declining so I decided to do this!! Ahahahaha!" Mikan tried to give her most reassuring smile.

"Errr" Kitayama sensei uttered.

Looking at Kitayama-sensei's unconvinced face Mikan answered. "Did I say jump I meant crawl!"

-Student Council Room-

"Waaaaa!!" Mikan sighed in relief relaxing her head in the soft futon couch. "Things had just crazy lately!!"

"Mikan!" Hotaru said bluntly. "Is there something wrong?! You were acting more idiotic than you're usual self today?!" Hotaru gave her a there's-something-you're-not-telling–me-look

"Ehehehehe!" Mikan denied uneasily. "It's nothing really…I was just ummm…in the mood for more idioticness lately!"

"Don't mind her she's always an idiot!!" Sumire said.

"Oh well…I'll find out sooner or later! No one can hind the truth from me!" Hotaru grinned with an evil glint in her eyes. No one had ever hidden a secret that Imai Hotaru can't unfold.

"Oh yeah! Prez!" Sumire indicated. "We will have a student council retreat next week! It's for 4 days and 3 nights!"

"What?!" Mikan jumped up and yelled. "How come nobody told me?! We're having a retreat?!"

"Yeah…You were just so busy running away that we hadn't had the time to tell you!!"

Mikan looked at Natsume!!4days and 3 nights?! So that means…I won't be able to sleep with Aoi-chan any longer!! That means…I will have to share a room with Natsume!! Nooooo!! Things just can't get any worst!!

And that's how Mikan's never ending school life became a living inferno…

"Waaaaahhh! NOOOO! Save meeeee!" Mikan yelled. I can't put up with this for a whole year!?

-/Kaichou no himitsu/ Chapter two end-

a/n: I know I hadn't include the going to the restroom thingy and other stuff in this chapter I umm…I promise I'll include them in chapter 4 or so. Somewhere in the council summer retreat thingy. Sorry bout that

Since I had received a lot of comments that it's weird. Is it really that weird? I mean weird enough that I should discontinue it? Do tell.

yuzu