Hellllloo my love biscuits! I'm right now typing this up during the time that I still have one day till I can post stories and this story is seriously gnawing at my brain. Heck, I might even type up a 3rd chapter. The likely-ness of that is probably a good 30%. Ehh the likely-ness of me starting the first half of the 3rd chap is... maybe 40%.

Set aside the math, enjoy ness!

DISCLAIMY: me does not ownz da naruto or tiz characterz. (Its still a disclaimer right?)

Akatsuki pov

The two akatsuki members were walking back to the base on a small dirt path in a thick forest in complete silence. The tall one with the features of a shark didn't wasn't quite appreciating the silence as much as the shorter one beside him with red eyes and black hair.

Much to the shorter ones dismay but the taller ones relief, they heard a loud shout. It sounded muffled and that it was coming upwards above them. What they thought they heard was "Het outta tha griffin way." The two looked up and realized it was a person. Soon they heard the figure in the sky scream "GET THE FRICK OUTTA THE WAY UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE!" glancing to each other, they did a small nod and at the same time ran and disappeared into the thickness of the green trees.

Both getting ready to strike at whomever or in any case whatever the stranger was. Two seconds later they saw the several trees next to the one they were perched on go crashing do with their leaf filled branches go up. Another second after that, they heard the stranger from the sky crash down into the now sideways trees. The pair went up to the figure stuck in a tangled mess of sticks and leaves poking at it in all directions.

Kisame was trying (and failing) to hide a chuckle at its position of hanging upside down while Itachi was inspecting it for weapons as neither of them noticed the gender of the person yet. After Kisame's little giggling fit and Itachi's inspecting, they both the looked at the expectant expression of the stranger.

Kou pov

Okay. So you see a stranger that just fell out of the sky screaming for you to get put of the way or youll die and is hanging upside down from a branch. So what do you do? You friggen help them down of course! "So you gonna help me down or what?" I say to them. The two guys glance at each other before the taller one threw a sharp thingy that I think is called a kunai at the small branch holding up by my ankle. Now I feel a weird feeling in my skull... oh yeah... my heads on the ground..."OW! That hurt Mr...what the snot is going on with your face?"

That's when I finally bothered to look at the person who might have caused me brain trauma and his friend a few feet away. I know it was a mean thing to say but...seriously! What is up with his face? He looks like a frikken fish! With the beady eyes and the gills and the teeth! Even his skin and hair is blue. And the hair...it's like gravity defying!

His friend is shorter than him, but that's understandable since fish face over here is like really tall. The friend had black hair and red eyes with these little thingies in them.

It reminded me of this yummy cup cake over in planet cups'n'cakes (yes there's a planet cups'n'cakes) that had red icing and black m&ms on it...hmm...well anyway;

The guy had these lines on his face that looked like deep wrinkles. If I didn't know better, I would've thought he was young! They both wore this head band thing on their foreheads with something on it. Gramps's head band had what looked like a snail with a line through it while fish face had something that resembled two squiggles and a line through it and they both wore this black robe looking things with red puffy's on them. What is it, matching day?

After my observation of which I declared 'the couple', I mentally did a check list of what is on me. Bag: check. Hat: check. Stuff in bag: check. Body parts: check. Unicorn: none (sadly) no unicorn: check...

"Alright! Well it was nice seeing you, but I better get goin." As I was about to put my pointer and thumb on both my hands together to form a triangle to get back on pirate ship parked and hidden behind a star in the reptilian planet, fish face was on my left and gramps on my left about to grab my wrists until I stepped backwards and they ended up capturing the others hands.

In that quick moment I took out my phone and took a picture of them holding each others hands with a serious face making it look like they were about to confess each other's feelings! I do this for a client. She has a thing for this stuff so when ever I bring a picture to of some random guys cuddlin or something on my travels, she gives me whole bunches money and supplies I need.

So when the couple realized I was next to them, they immediately let go of each other as fish face looked disgusted and gramps looked annoyed. They faced me for a moment then after am awkward silence and a gay baby being born somewhere in the world, I started speaking

"Uhm...sup?"

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