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--Liiine Breeeak--

"Dude, you totally got pwned." Tidus grinned at the forming welt on Demyx's right cheekbone.

Roxas nodded in agreement. "It's your fault for being late."

"It wasn't my fault!" Demyx tried to justify. "Mr. Luxord held me back after class to 'inform me that my grades are falling behind,'" he mimicked in a poor British accent. "Geez, I don't think I need anyone to point out the obvious."

"Hey ladies!" Leon called from the bench. "If you're done gabbing, come over here."

The boys rose from where they sat and trotted over. Leon motioned them to sit down.

"Okay, we are all very aware that none of us will participate in the Homecoming games, right?" Everyone grunted in response. "Good because honestly, I find no point to practice for a game we can't participate in. So, you're free to do whatever you want but don't leave the school until 3:30. Understood?" Lazy 'yes sirs' came as replies. Leon clapped his hands in dismissal.

After Leon left, the boys headed over to the track. They scattered around on the bleachers and watched the Boys Volleyball players run around.

Tidus sighed in boredom. "What's the point of being out of practice early if we can't go home?"

Hayner returned the sigh. "Because, technically, we're still supposed to be practicing. But as long as we're still on campus, the school board considers that as practice."

"Our school is so messed up," Demyx mumbled.

"Hey Roxy!" Sora shouted from the track. He waved his arms frantically. A stoic Riku stood beside him.

Roxas waved back weakly in comparison. "Hey Sora. Riku."

Riku bobbed his head upwards in greeting. He then leaned downward and muttered into Sora's ear. Sora blushed and started to run again with Riku not far behind; a smirk on his face.

Tidus turned to Roxas. "Dude, I still can't believe that Sora is older than you."

"Seriously, ya?" Wakka added. "He acts more like he's six instead of sixteen."

Roxas shrugged. "It's just how my brother is. It balances us out."

Demyx looked skeptical. "How so?"

"Well, Leon is the angry, stern hardass," he began to explain. "He acts to stoic and cool but he hates to talk about his feelings or anything for that matter. Despite that, he really is a big softie. Especially around Cloud, I've noticed." He appeared to be in deep thought but shook his head and continued, "Sora is seen as the giddy, hyperactive doofus. And he usually is. But there are times when he does get upset. He doesn't like to show it though because he thinks it'll upset other people. Of all the time I've known him, I've only seen him cry twice."

"And what about you?" Hayner asked.

Roxas's face held sadness but it was hidden underneath a wide grin before anyone took notice. "Me? Well, I'm the awesomest of the three!"

Hayner slapped his hand against his forehead. "Geez, forget I asked."

Bored with the conversation, Tidus scouted the area. A devilish grin graced Tidus's face. "Excuse me boys, but I got to try something." With that, he hopped off and ran off.

"Anyone else have a bad feeling, ya?" Wakka asked.

Demyx leaned against the bleacher behind him. "Anything that involves Tidus should give anyone a bad feeling."

Roxas nodded. "In any case, just be prepared to run."

No few moments later, an incident occurred. The volleyball players learned a lesson that day: never run in a pack. Tidus got the 'brilliant' idea of tripping the entire pack with one hit. He threw a (usually) harmless pebble at the leader's ankle. This led the poor boy to topple over…with the whole team following the same manner.

Tidus jumped up in triumphant and yelped with pride. But that was another poor decision on his part as he revealed himself as the culprit. Without fear, he roared with laughter while running back to the bleachers.

"Did you guys see that? They fell like dominoes! Was that awesome or what?" he hollered.

The JJV football team paled at the sight. Close behind Tidus was the entire volleyball team.

"What the fuck did I just say?!" Roxas yelled as the team got up and ran for their lives.

Being the fastest-footed on the team, Tidus led the way to their escape. Seeing as the gymnasium as a haven, they ran towards it.

Upon slamming the main doors open, they ran past the front desk (with the secretary and a random gray-haired kid gawking). They took a sharp turn and scared the living hell out of some freshmen girls as they moved out of the way.

The boys took another turn and ran into a nearby locker-room. With Wakka's and Hayner's combined weight leaning against the door, the door was impossible to open without any reinforcements. The thought of considering losing weight crossed the boys' minds before convincing themselves that it was their 'macho man-powa'.

Feeling safer, they relaxed among random benches. When they finally realized where they were, they gasped in horror.

"Dudes, we're in the girl's locker-room!" Tidus exclaimed.

Hayner said, "I wondered why it smelled like flowers and fruit."

"And the lack of man-scent," Wakka added.

"Or it could be Marluxia," Demyx added with a smirk.

"Dude, we-are-in-the-girl's-locker-room," he enunciated. "And their stuff is here."

"Oh no, Tidus-" Roxas's warning came too late as the darker blonde dug through the various bags. He sighed. "Great, now it's his return."

Hayner raised an eyebrow. "Whose return?"

Wakka rubbed his hand against his forehead in full knowledge of the terror of what's to come. "Ya dun want to know."

Tidus made a strange noise of gratification. "Here we go!" He pulled out a bra; a hot pink one with lace in fact. "Judging by the cup size and the restriction of the straps, I would have to say that this is Larxene's." Noticing the horrified face of the mullet-head, he replied, "Calm down. It's not like you didn't know that your sister used these."

Demyx grimaced. "I still had myself convinced that she still used those plain training bras."

"Training bras? You do realize that your sister is like DD, right? I don't think they make training bras to hold that kind of a bust." Hayner's words added no comfort.

Ignoring the chatter, Tidus placed the brassiere on top of his head and hooked it around his chin. He dug through another bag and fished out a towel. He fastened it around his neck. With one foot placed on a bench and closed fists against his hips, he announced, "Have no fear brethren! Braman has returned!"

"Braman?" The corner of Hayner's mouth twitched. "The hell?"

"Braman: it's supposedly his alter ego," Wakka explained.

"You mean my sexy alter ego!" The blonde shouted. "By braless, I'm little ol' naïve Tidus. But when I place a well made slingshot upon my head, I become Braman! The defender of all that is breasts!"

"Naïve?" Roxas questioned flatly. "You're probably the most perverted guy I know."

Wakka shook his head in disagreement. "I would have to say that Tidus is almost equal to Axel."

Braman was fumed at the very idea. "I'm nothing like that perv!" He crossed his arms in defiance. "I may be perverted but I'm not a slut. It may surprise you…" He winked. "That I'm still a virgin!"

"Don't worry; it doesn't."

Demyx smirked. "Ouch, such harsh words, Rox."

"I have to admit man, wearing a bra on your head is still pretty weird," Hayner said.

"At least he's touched a bra that wasn't his mother's, ya?"

"Dude, you totally got pwned."

--Braman: the best superhero breasts down--

"Remind why we're in a tree again?"

Sora attempted to glare but it came out as a spiteful form of a pout. "Because, Riku, knowing them, they're going to try to escape through the locker-room's window. We're here to keep watch and warn the others when those leatherheads try to escape," he stated in the 'no-duh' tone.

Riku slouched against the base of the tree. He had wanted to spend some time with Sora but his idea did not mesh with hanging out in a tree. "Okay," he drawled. "But why do I have to be here?"

"In case if I fall to my death, I want someone to tell everyone that I died trying to save a kitten," he explained.

A smile tugged at the silver-haired teen's lips. "And the outcome of the kitten?"

The brunet rubbed his chin with his thumb and forefinger. He snapped his fingers as an idea struck. "Say that after I fell, the kitten used my body as a landing pad. That way, it's still considered heroic."

The noblest of noble deaths; I salute you." A smile graced the other teen's face that mirrored his own.

Then, a mass of pink caught their attention and they averted their gazes to 'it'.

'It' turned out to be Marluxia. And he looked pissed. He walked briskly towards the area where the tree-teens were located. Running after him was a weary Vexen (for it was well known that Vexen had 0-tolerance to any form of athleticism).

"Hey Mar-"

Riku muffled the brunet with his hand. "Shh. Let's see what happens," he whispered. Knowing well of Sora's antics, he kept his hand there as a scene bloomed beneath them.

"Wait, Marluxia! Please!" Vexen called out.

Feeling a slight guilt for making the other run, Marluxia stopped at the foot of the tree. He continued to have his back towards the blonde.

"Did," Vexen paused to catch his breath. This poor soul was not meant to even trot lightly. His breaths even out before he tried again, "Did I do something wrong?"

The rose-haired teen clenched his fists. He began to rant, "Oh no, of course not! The perfect Vexen never does anything wrong! Everything about you is perfect right down to the creases of your boxers!"

The tree-teens inwardly grimaced. They wished not to imagine how Marluxia would know that.

Vexen looked perplexed. "Perfect? I ran approximately ten feet and I look like I just ran a marathon. If that's your definition of 'perfect', then Saїx must be a god." He threw his arms in the air in mockery.

A smile couldn't help but appear on other teen's face. "It's not fair. I'm supposed to be furious but you're hard to stay mad at." Marluxia turned around and faced the other. His face became somber. "Why do you always deny it?"

Vexen's face emulated. "You know why."

A pout emerged. "I know. I'm just," his face contorted; trying to find the right words. "I'm just tired of hiding. I can't hug you in the hallway. I can't kiss you or hold you. Hell, I can barely get away with holding your hand under the table." He met Vexen's eye and could tell that the other understood. He too was tired of hiding. "We've been together for almost three years."

Upon hearing this news, Sora made the awkward movement of surprise. Riku instinctively wrapped his other arm around Sora and pulled the teen close to him. He wasn't going to let Sora become a landing pad for an imaginary kitten on his watch.

"I know we'll have to tell everyone eventually. But, not right now. Okay?" Vexen asked meekly.

Marluxia smiled with sincere. "Okay, I can wait. After all…" his smile turned into a sly grin. "I did wait for you…" He stalked over to his prey and whispered seductively, "…in more ways than one." He giggled at the blush he received. He gave a quick but affectionate peck on Vexen's lips. He grabbed his hand and headed towards the student parking lot. "Now come on, for causing all this trouble, you're going to give me a gift." (Cueing fangirl screams)

After the teens were out of sight, Riku released Sora. Too shock to move, they both remained in the same setting. It was a huge surprise to them both.

In elementary school, Marluxia had laid claim on Vexen; declaring that he was his 'husband'. Caring more about grades than love, Vexen rejected him. This did not help him as he was the first ever to deny Marluxia (which made him want the blonde even more). Over the years, Marluxia flirted with Vexen like crazy and he waved it off. It was rumored that in their freshman year, they got into a fight which led to their supposed friendship. Who would've thought that the school's top student would end up dating the president of the garden club up till their senior year?

The initial shock wore off and Riku managed to say, "What the hell was that?"

Sora shrugged nonchalantly. "A lover's quarrel?"

Riku gave him a dull glare before shaking it off. "I suppose you're right. But we better not tell anyone about this."

The other rolled his eyes. "I wasn't planning to. If I outted them, I would be a complete hypocrite."

If there was one thing Riku had learned while being friends with Sora, it was never to take the direct meaning of what he said. Sora had a habit of using the wrong words which gave the other person the wrong idea.

They remained there for moments. Sora leaned against Riku's chest to hear his heartbeat while Riku basked in the sun and fell into a light sleep. It was not the first time that they were like this.

The serenity was soon ruined when a voice called, "Hey Sora! I want to go home!"

Sora looked down and saw an impatient Roxas. Littered about was the rest of the team.

"We don't make very good watchers, do we?" Riku mused.

On the ground, Tidus turned to Wakka.

"Brokeback Oak Tree?"

--CHAPTER TWO: Completed--

Chapter Two is done with more to come!

Yay for Marluxia and Vexen love! :D And don't worry Frosted Flower fans, they'll appear again! Because I have plans for them. ;3

For anyone who cares: I plan on posting a chapter twice a week; most likey on Tuesdays and Fridays. However, I leave for vacation this upcoming Tuesday (which I didn't know about until yesterday XD) and most likely won't be able to post anything. But I will post Chapter Three on the Monday before I leave and Chapter Four on the day I get back (either the next Tuesday or Wednesday). I already have Chapter Three done so I can pack all weekend long. yayyy.

I leave you with this:

"Inuyasha, do smell that?" –Miroku
"…pancakes." –Inuyasha
"Well, I was gonna say 'boobs' but yeah, let's go with that." –Miroku
-From Inuyasha Parody 7: Keg Party