Yomeir- Er, Naruto's Choice

Still Free Me

Word Count: 5927

A/N: This is my first fic here, so be nice. I do not own the ecchi manga Yomeiru Choice, though I wish I did cause its awesome, nor do I own Naruto, which I am grateful for for numerous reasons.

Feel free to flame, though I can say right now you can get as bent as a flimsy spoon because I do not give a rats anus, backside, posterior, booty, butt, tail, rear bumper and/or what its mama gave it.

Finally, the pairs: if you do not like them, again, please do not ask for me to get rid of them, because i won't unless they are just mere canon fodder, like some of them will be, then again, they are still up for debate, so I might take suggestions. Now I can stop talking like a suit with a stick up its anus and get on with the story. Thank you.

Sorry for not updating in a while. There was a blackout and power shortage in the same day so my comp got fried quite literally.I lost my manga and all the stuff I had written so I had to start over.

And then I forgot the password to my account. Meh.

I cannot believe I got so many alerts and favs for this story though! Thanks guys! I'm even in a community! And the pairings have not been decided, so put in your votes! I'll put a poll up or something I guess...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own, but I own this, and this, and this, and THIS,and it is copyrighted in my name! HA! The same goes for this fic. And this is the last time I'll be saying this.

HA!


There were many ways Tayuya could have reacted to that particular situation. She could have screamed, she could have cried, she could have beat Narut's head in until they reached the basement floor and thrown him all the way back up to his room…

But instead, she just managed a choked, "W-What did y-you just say?" At the little intruder who had unknowingly ruined her plans for the future.

Instead of getting angry or yelling, for the first time in her life Tayuya felt hopeless. Hopeless for the fact that the one thing she was positive Naruto would come to her for because no one else would accept him, because no woman else would want him, she would have him all to herself. Yes, it was depraved in a way, and a little screwed up. It made her laugh at the thought- A girl beats on a guy and says no one would ever want him in any way but secretly is hoping that that'll make him want her instead.

She had never really thought far into that plan. Until now that is, where it all fell apart like shattered glass.

The little girl –who Tayuya was trying not to strangle- climbed off from Naruto and grabbed his hand before grabbing Tayuya's as well. "I'm the daughter of Uzumaki Naruto… and Terumi Tayuya!" She shouted with pride, smiling up at the both of them like a cat that just ate a bus load of canaries.

Uh, that, she didn't think of.

Tayuya looked closely at the girl in between her moment of anger and shock. From her strawberry blond hair to her inexplicably blue-amber eyes that were like a mix of her and Naruto's own. The weird slits on her cheeks that were faded, unlike they were on the blonde's, and the slight incline of her hair that formed an upside down V on the two front sides of her head like ears. The last thing she noticed was the longer than normal teeth of hers that hung out of her mouth like fangs.

Why did she look like a fox to her?

Tayuya blinked for a moment before the widest smile she had ever put on appeared and transformed into a toothy grin. It didn't falter as Naruto, Hinata, and the little girl backed away caustiously from a maniacle gleam in her eye, nor the triumphant look on her face as if she had just fought Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale.

T-This meant that-! Well, I'm sure you all get the picture, right? Well, in case you didn't-

NARUTO WAS HERS!

"Meh," Naruto carelessly shrugged his hand out of the girl's grasp and brushed her away like she was a bug. "I don't see the resemblance that much? What about you Hinata-nee?" He looked to the wide, pale eyed girl for guidance and grinned when she shook her head rapidly in agreement. But if he knew what she was thinking exactly, he would have found the particular urge to grab his balls for dear life and consider a lifetime of wearing a cup.

Hinata's eyes cast down to his waist and she blushed with determination as her main priority. 'No! This can't be true! Naru-kun is mine! Not some boyish bimbo with a lopsided hair-do!'

"Papa get away from her. She's a crazy pervert." The little girl idly pushed Naruto away from Hinata who had started to drool while her eyes were still down low.

"W-Well! I-I guess that- that you'll have to take responsibility for this, right Naruto? It can't be helped!" Tayuya all but screamed while playing with her fingers behind her back. "B-But d-d-don't get me w-wrong! It's not like I-I like you or anything! You ju-just need to tak-take care of me once in a while… I mean something! Something once in a while!" She blushed furiously and shook her head, the nervous smile turning into a commanding scowl. "G-Got that? U-uzumaki trash!" Tayuya half pouted half glared at him, waiting for a response.

"Aw! Mama is so tsundere!" The little girl squealed happily, grabbing onto her leg and squeezing it tightly. "Papa loves tsundere! This is going to be easier than I thought!" She turned around to Naruto, who was sneaking away to his room as quiet as possible. "Papa! Get over here! There's no space up front, but you can get in the back and hug her by her ass!" Oddly enough, Tayuya didn't object. She shuffled and looked to the ground but was met with the girl's smiling face.

For a moment Naruto weighed his options. Hug the ass of a temperamental red head with an anger streak that would make his grandmother proud, or run away before she could unleash her fury upon him for even stopping to think of such a ludicrous action and get sat on…. The choices, the choices.

"I'll… be running away now." He said before dashing into his room before anyone could stop him.

"Papa wait-!" The little girl shouted but was greeted with the slam of his door that knocked Tayuya and Hinata out of her daze.

"Dammit! Why thee hell does every fucking harem guy have to do that in a situation like this?" Putting aside the fact that not every useless harem guy gets a daughter in part two of his debut, the girl pulled out an orange and black remote from her scant clothing that was made up of what seemed like a rubber swimming suit and a plug suit-

Let your mind wander for just a bit-

And cursed, "Dammit the battery is almost out!" Before jabbing a button with her finger and disappearing in a flash of purple and blue electricity.

Seemingly alone, Tayuya and Hinata completely ignored the pair of fox like eyes watching them from the bathroom and turned to each other like they were mortal enemies. Tayuya cracked her knuckles, "It's good to have you back Hinata. It's been a long time. Things have changed you know."

"Yes, Tayuya-san, it is good to be back after such a long time. I am aware that things have changed, but I'm glad to see in some places you are still the same as you were when we were," she paused and giggled. "Little." She nudged her head to Tayuya's chest area which was visible due to a large gap between her bra and then another between her bra and slightly sagging shirt. Then, she looked at her own and smirked almost invisibly. "Yes, things have changed quite a bit."

Tayuya's eyebrow twitched. "You know Naruto isn't the same helpless little boy you used to mother all the time. Thanks to me, he learned to be a man and take care of himself."

Hinata giggled again, the stutter and shyness completely gone from her voice and replaced with one that made her shiver. "Then why does he need you anymore, Tayuya-san?" Tayuya grit her teeth and growled out, "What are you getting at you pale eyed secondary character?"

"I think you're well aware of what I'm speaking about you abusive love interest."

Before the two could get close enough so that sparks who be exchanged from each other, they heard a scream from Naruto's room. Something that went along the lines of, "I-It hurts! It's too big!"

Needless to say the door wouldn't be shut for a long time after that.


Meanwhile, during the two young women's verbal jabs at each other's usefulness in the story, Naruto's thoughts as he paced his room franticly were along the lines of, 'I knew I shouldn't have went into baa-chan's desk and played with that misty ball of hers! Something tells me that when it said my daughter will be seeing me soon wasn't a fucking joke!' He took a moment to paused and sigh, then calmed himself and fell on his bed in a breathless heap. "Fucking plot holes."

"Meh." Something growled from the pillows underneath him, making him raise up slightly to see what it was. "Meh!" It called out again, and this time licked his nose when he got close enough. "Oh, it's just you Kyuubi-chan." His pet fox looked up at him curiously and tilted her head before growling out another "Meh" and licking his cheek.

She had been with him as long as he cold remember as a present from… his parents… "Meh?" Kyuubi whined, nipping at his hand as he clenched his fists. "Huh? Oh, nothing Kyuubi-chan. Just thinking is all." He chuckled, rubbing the back of his head as if he had just been hit.

The fox gave him a look. He didn't know if foxes could give looks but this sure looked like a look. It had all the signs of a look- the eyes that said he was stupid, the slight growling he got whenever he annoyed people, mostly Tayuya, and the silence that dared him to keep talking along those lines, whatever stupid setup they may be.

She was giving him a look!

"Don't give me that look Kyuubi-chan!" He scolded as if she were a child.

"Meh." The fox yipped at him, snapping her maws directly at his nose.

"Hey! I got too much stuff on my plate today! I don't need this you know!"

"Meh!" Kyuubi yipped again, this time sitting on her haunches and licking her fangs. "I don't care if you want some ramen! I have an insane midget out there who say's she my daughter, so go make it yourself!" Kyuubi whined and licked his hand again. "Meh~" Naruto snatched it away and scooted away from her. "No. I can't make anything for a fox as insensitive as you Kyuubi-chan. I thought you cared about my problems."

He didn't notice Kyuubi's eyes flash red and roll in an annoyed manner before she jumped to his shoulder, and then on his head, wrapping her big fluffy red tail around his neck. She looked down at him and nipped at his forehead with, "Tch."

"Yeah you heard right. Another crazy midget got into the house again. But this time it wasn't my fault!"

"Meh."

"It wasn't my fault last time! He said he worked with Austin Powers!"

"Meh. Tch."

"Don't give me that. He had you going too. You were ready to lay belly up for him to scratch your stomach all night long." He smiled smugly but conceded as Kyuubi bit his ear with a growl as her eyes went red again. What did it take for him to know that that was a great insult to foxes as a whole? "Kurrr."

"I was just joking. I know I'm the only one who can do that with you Kyuubi-chan! And I also know I'm the only one who can do this," Naruto reached up and scratched the fox behind her ears, making her go limp and fall helplessly into his lap, her tail slowly unraveling from his neck. As he continued his onslaught she was reduced to a purring ball of fur, something that was also an insult among foxes and canines alike.

"Ah you can always cheer me up, can't you Kyuubi-chan?" The fox whined up and him and made a pitiful attempt to scratch him arm with her paw, but her arm was so limp it barely wiped it. Naruto scratched under her chin and grinned. "Yup, you'll always be there for me, right?" In response, the purring furball merely licked his hand and weakly nodded.

Suddenly a ball of blue and purple electricity exploded into the room with a series of crackles and snaps and pops, but not necessarily in that order, and out falled the little midge- er, girl who landed straight on Naruto's bed to see him torturing the poor little fox.

She deadpanned and scratched the side of her head. "Uh… geez Papa… I had no idea you were into bestiality when you were this young…"

"W-Wait! You got it all wrong! I-" Kyuubi instantly jumped up from her place in his lap and into the little girl's face, scratching it up uopon impact. "Yip, yip! Meh! Meh! Meh! Pika, Pika, pika!" Which was a rough translation of, "You interrupted us! I was almost there! You little brat!" From human to fox.

She then scrambled up to her head and entangled her entire torso into the girl's hair and wrapped her tail around her eyes so she couldn't see. "*Sniff* Meh! Kurr, yip!" "You smell like a fox and a strawberry! Intruder! Intruder!"

"Wahh wahhh! It's hurting me~! It's too big! It hurts, it hurts! It's in my fucking hair!" She looked to Naruto and cried out, "Hey! Quit sitting there and fucking help me! I'm in external pain you know!"

Naruto shrugged. "Meh. Kyuubi-chan doesn't like new people. You kinda brought in on yourself." Kyuubi growled some nonsensical nonsense out again. "She says you smell like a cheap imitation of a baby fox and that you need to take a bath." He snorted with laughter, "That's mean Kyuubi-chan!"

Then at the moment he said this Hinata and Tayuya burst into the room, nearly knocking the door off its hinges. "WHAT THE FUCK Is GOING ON IN HERE?" Tayuya yelled, then looked at Naruto on the bed and was ready to jump to blond head bashing conclusions until she saw the girl squealing in pain from the corner of her eye.

She froze at the sight of the red fur ball of death on the girl's head and her heart skipped. The fox didn't like her. She didn't know why, but it never did. It would always growl at her and bite her whenever she got too close to Naruto or when she hit him it would really bite her.

As if smelling fear in the air, Kyuubi looked up from the forest of strawberry blond hair directly at Tayuya and her maw seemed to turn into a twisted grin. "Meh." She growled. "Nest disturber." In the seconds following they would all see her jump from the girl's head, and, in pausing mid-air mind you, kicked the girl on the forehead with her back-left leg before giving a battle cry like growl as she barred her teeth at the red-head.

Hinata watched all of this with a small smile, taking advantage of the situation by going over to Naruto and asking, "Are you okay Naru-chan?"

Before Kyuubi could get far however, Naruto had jumped up from his seat and grabbed her from the air and into his arms. "Okay that time it wasn't uncalled for, but that's no reason to go ripping her face off like that!"

"Kurr."

"Don't act all innocent. Me, and Hinata-nee saw you. Right Hinata?" The girl in question slowly nodded while taking notice of the fox's shuffling in Naruto's arms with a withering glance and the purring it was emitting. "Y-Yes." She stuttered, looking between the fox, and the other two females in the room. 'I'm out numbered!' She thought with a slight panic.

"N-Naruto!" The blond looked up from giggling dumbly down at his pet and up to Tayuya, who was an excellent shade of red matching her hair. She gulped slightly and put her hand her hip and glared at him as best she could, i.e, a blushing pout of a girl at the end of her wits.

"Huh? What's up Tayuya?" He asked, still absentmindedly scratching Kyuubi's chin.

"U-Uhm… Uh… Well, y-you… F-First of all stop tickling that damn stupid fox and listen to me you idiot!" Kyuubi turned at her and growled with red, slit eyes. Tayuya backed up just a little, but gained her resolve and glared back. "Tayuya, why are you trying to glare Kyuubi-chan's hair off?" Naruto asked, hugging the fox closer to his chest.

"Come on Papa! Just give up and fuc- er, come quietly!" Naruto side stepped away from the little girl who tried to glomp him again, making her go face first into the bed stand that thankfully was cushioned by a pillow, and only one pillow. "Isn't this an invasion of privacy or something?"

"Naruto! How could you?" Tayuya smacked him upside the head and grabbed the little girl in her arms all protective like… right before Kyuubi bit her ear. "Sonovabitch!"

Naruto, as if the smack didn't hurt, quirked an eyebrow. "How could I what? And what the hell are you all doing in my room?" Hinata inched closer to him and whispered something in his ear and had to refrain from giggling when he turned green. "That's disgusting! I would never do something like that! Maybe Gai-sensei with his obsession with young people or Kakashi-sensei being a pervert but ew!" Then, he paused. "Jiraiya would definitely do that though. He's a lolicon."

"Oh Naru-chan, you're so silly!"

"Hey quit kissing up like that!" Hinata lazily glanced toward Tayuya and barely waved her hand in her direction. "I'm talking to you, Hinata!" Again,, she looked toward her, but this time smirked deviously at her. "Your point?"

Ignoring the two arguing girls like they weren't there for the moment Naruto set down Kyuubi on the bed and grinned at the little girl who was looking sadly at her legs. "You want some ramen?" Tayuya gasped. Naruto never offered his ramen to anyone, not even her! It was one of the only times she was really scared of him when someone unknowingly or even worse, purposely, ate his ramen without asking. Why was this little brat so special?

Oh. Yeah, the daughter thing. She forgot for a second.

"B-But you said I was invading your privates…" She muttered shyly. Naruto laughed and grabbed her hand and lifted her off the table. "That's no reason to go acting like baa-chan were to find out I wasn't treating a guest right, she'd kill me! So come on, I'll make you some. I won't even charge you this time either." Tayuya blanched. There was always secret action behind his action's actions action's. And even then she had no idea what he was talking about half of the time.

"Hinata-nee, there's still some ramen left from earlier right?" The pale eyed girl nodded. "Alright then, let's go!" As he tried to move out of the room, she pulled her hand away and a collective gasp from Hinata and Tayuya, and a whine from Kyuubi filled the room as the glove on her hand fell to the ground.

Well, it sure had looked like a hand, but there was almost nothing there. Almost.

Naruto looked at her and the forlorn expression on her face and sighed. "You know you have more mood swings than Tayuya during her time of the month, and you're not even old enough for that I bet, What gives?" He looked at her hand and quirked an eyebrow. "You dip into that new invisible paint that just came out? The last time I did it got all over my hair and everything, it was so-"

"Just…. Shut up for a second, okay?" The girl gave him a weak smile and it widened when he shrugged. "Meh." She went back to the bed, stood on it, discretely gave a nudge to Kyuubi with her foot and pushed her off the bed, and sighed. Looking at the occupants in the room her eyes gleamed. "Okay, now I thought this would be fucking easy but I guess I was wrong. Teenagers in this time really don't work the way they do in the movies… No music in the background, no awkward situations, hell you guys don't even qualify to be a manga!"

She continued now that she had all of their attention. "I'm from thee year 20**. I am the daughter of future Hokage of Konoha Namika-" She stopped, noticing a look in Naruto's eye that screamed every reason why she shouldn't keep going. Not missing a beat, she went on, "Uzumaki Naruto and Terumi Tayuya. I like ramen, cats, dogs, and my family. I dislike foxes, demons, and people with mary-sueish god complexes and stupid plans that involve the moon with a gay name. My hobbies are annoying my mama and playing video games with Papa and eating his ramen when he isn't looking."

Then, she added a last comment in a low tone, but not low enough so that Naruto couldn't hear it. Instead, he was mildly shocked, and slightly glad someone shared his opinion on the matter. She had muttered, "I dislike all my ancestors too…"

Looking up, she smiled at them all, but it faltered ever so visibly. "I'm here because in the future, you two break up because- well, you don't need to know that just yet. And I'm here to make sure you make the right choices so I can be born!"

"I-I don't agree w-with you… I mean I don't believe you." Hinata murmured. Taru looked to her inquisitively, "Huh?"

"Yeah, now that I think about it, that doesn't make sense. If you came here because your parents split up, and you have access to time travel, why not just go back to before they split up and stop them, instead of coming here so you can be born? Now it's just going to happen anyway." Tayuya shrugged half-heartedly, not noticing a flash of purple and blue electricity in the room before it was too late.


Two minutes earlier. Not Really.

"I'm here because in the future, Papa leaves everything behind and-" Taru started again, having completely erased the timeline with nary a second thought. 'I wonder if they got hurt… Oh well.'

"No you little brat, we're still here and we remember everything you told us." Tayuya grinned up at her ferociously. "You popped out of thin air and came back. I think your battery is out." She pointed at the little remote which was flashing a bright red. "Oh…" Taru muttered, then threw the contraption down on the bed and tried to stomp on it. "You little piece of shit! I ask you to do one thing before you die! Just one! And you can't even do that! I spent all of my fucking birthday money on you, you pathetic plastic piece of shit!"

But unfortunately and eventually the inevitable laws of physics would come into play at Taru would lose her footing and come hurtling to the ground, thereby busting her head open and killing her, thus ending her crackpot mission.

And in a different world where people didn't standby and watch like spectators on pot, somebody would actually help her.

'It's been a good life. At least after another lifetime I can try again thanks to the grandfather clause. Though I'll probably make the same mistake again. Damn that fucking sucks. Oh I know! I'll put in on my twitter!' As she fell in slow motion she pulled out a cellphone and rapidly typed some words into it. A bird chirped and she laughed. 'There we go!'

As time regained it's bearing from being all but raped by numerous girls who all shared the same mission in a plotline that so far is going nowhere, Naruto swiftly grabbed her out of the air and onto his shoulder. "Okay now I'm getting my ramen."

"Hey! What about my technology! How I got here and the secrets of what the future holds? Don't you want to know the lotto numbers and want children Bradgelina are going to adopt in their sixities? Aren't you going to give me the third degree and ask me for proof of my fucking heritage?"

Naruto, still with her on his shoulder, snorted. "Meh. All I need is the teams and horses that are going to win, and the new kinds of ramen they got there. To ask you all of that stuff would be to long and boring, I'll take your word for it. Besides, you cuss enough like Tayuya and you like ramen so its all good I guess."

Taru blinked. Then she grinned. "Really? Cool."

"Believe it."

As Naruto exited the room with the-technically- three females staring after him wide eyed, he scratched the side of his head. "You're like what, twelve? Eleven? And if we're fifteen… doesn't that mean that we won't be having you until I'm like twenty-three because we have to stay young by popular demand?"

"Oh yeah, I guess that's true Papa! You're so smart."

Naruto laughed. "Well I do cheat of the two smartest guys in school." He walked into the kitchen and grabbed a still steaming bowl of ramen from the counter and a fork. "Hey you know… even though you just got here, I think I could get use to this," he whispered. "We'll have you, eventually… Tayuya will stop being as two faced as another girl I know and warm up. So I know you you're a little scared, but don't worry, you can trust us."

Taru dropped from his shoulder and hugged him tightly. "I know." Then she used this moment to seize a gulp of the broth and noodles. "Hmm it has that old taste!"

Then, another flash of electricity crackled in the room and lit it up in the color of red and white before a girl slightly taller that Taru fell from the ceiling clad in nothing but a wet black swinmsuit with damp hair. She had the same markings on her face as Taru, but her eyes were a pale lavender mixed with cerulean blue.

She looked to Naruto and Taru and pulled him away. "I'm sorry, but I cannot allow this." She stated in a monotone with a stoic face. "I have to protect my existence as well."

"Ramen?" Naruto held the bowl down to her and her eyes widened to show that they held no pupils or any discernable color other than their main scheme. IN a matter of seconds the bowl's contents was reduced to a few scarce noodles and a puddle of broth.

The girl burped. "My name is Hinaru, I am the daughter of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata." She looked up at Naruto with a blank face and smiled a little before hugging his side. "I love you, daddy person. Now, let's go impregnate Mommy person so I can go back to my swim meet in the future." She grabbed Naruto's hand and pulled him back toward his room. He reluctantly put the bowl down with a tear. "Okay… *Sniff* Such a waste. I didn't even get any…"

"You will soon, now hurry daddy person. Time is semen unspent in mommy person!"

Taru deadpanned. "After all that talk about me trusting you, you're going to go through with doing what she says… aren't you papa?"

Naruto shrugged, then grinned at her. "Meh, something is going to happen that's going to stop her so she can explain herself." There was a growl as Kyuubi came barreling out the room like a jealous incarnate, directly at Hinaru. "See?"

Hinaru widened her arms and enveloped the red fox in a hug. "I missed you Kyuubi-person." Kyuubi, for a moment, stopped and sniffed the girl. "Kueh?" "Hey! Don't touch me like that! I don't know you that well! You smell like a fox and lavender! Intruder!"

"Meh." Hinaru scratched Kyuubi behind the ear. "I'm Hinata-person's daughter."

"Kurr, yip! Pika! Meh~" Kyuubi lazily yipped as she rolled around in Hinaru's arms. "The shy one? Very well. Scratch my other ear will you?"

With her attention split, Naruto grinned even wider at Taru. "Told you so."

Five minutes later, Kyuubi had been knocked out from purring too mch in one day, Tayuya and Hinata came out of Naruto's room glad nobody heard things breaking in there slightly bruised and having their clothes ripped. Now, Hinaru was sitting in Naruto's lap with that same blank face as if she were a doll.

And in Tayuya and Taru's eyes, a really creepy doll.

Hinata's thoughts on the matter, 'So cute!'

Naruto's, 'I need some more ramen.'

"Instead of dragging my explanation on long enough for daddy person to fall asleep, I'll do it like this." Hinaru grabbed Naruto's and Hinata's hand and interlaced them with each other, getting a cherry red blush from Hinata. "You choose my mother is the future I come from. In the mathematical sense, Naruto + Hinata = Victory." She raised her arms in the air like a champion. "Or, if you prefer it simpler: Naruto and Hinata equals Hinaru, or my nickname, Naruhina."

Taru waved her arms in the air franticly. "Wait a minute! This is my turf! Why don't you go to another universe or something? Isn't it fucked up to come to the past for your own selfish reason to be born?"
"I never said that. I merely want to spend time with my parents and see how they interact." She hugged Naruto's leg. "Besides, look who's talking."

"Hahh~!" Hinata swooned toward the little girl, afraid that by touching her she would disappear. But on the inside she was like this:

'Victory!'

"Uhm, can I have my ramen now?"


Hey it's me, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto. Don't tell anyone though, I have my reasons for keeping my name a secret.

Anyways, thanks to being bullied by my childhood friend Terumi Tayuya and babied by my other friend Hyuuga Hinata, I'm pretty bad with girls…

But one day, a crazy midget with turrets broke into my house calling herself Taru Terumi Uzumaki. She was from the future, and my and Tayuya's daughter!

She's currently trying to drug me and forcing me and Tayuya together. "Now take your-explicit- and –even more explicit- in the cat! Er, pussy!" Were her most recent words.

Even if I do go along with it, it'll not only be a problem for me, but the plotlines in the future too! It had actually looked like she was able to go home for a bit, but then a girl with a mashup of my and Hinata-nee's name appeared saying she was our daughter too!

But me, no that doesn't bring me down a bit. Know why? Because… well I don't know why either. Its probably because most guys in my situation are perverted guys who get beat around like that guy from Love Hina or something but…

Instead of asking which one I'm supposed to choose, I'll ask you one question.

Can you get me the fuck out of here?


Forgive me for the sloppy ness, but I wanted to post as quickly as possible. As it stands, manga have so many scene changes and expressions that can't be put into words, it's tiring really. I'm not the best with tact or subtlety so forgive me when I say that this was hard!

I think I'll look for a beta.

And a last thing: This isn't a highschool fic. I really can't stand those sometimes. Too much drama. Anyway, there are ninja's in here and the characters will become them, but not too soon. I don't think. And yes, Tayuya being a Terumi has a connection with her mom (guess who) knowing Zabuza. And Haku.

Both who make appearances next chapter hint hint.

And yes Haku is a girl, and yes she's in the Harem.

Later, meh.