NEWLY TRANSLATED:

The 12 Days of Christmas!

On the first day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! A cheese in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Two coffees and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the third day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Seven fat Miskos, six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Eight Scopuli, seven fat Miskos, six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Nine nasty Freds, eight Scopuli, seven fat Miskos, six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Ten hand terminals, nine nasty Freds, eight Scopuli, seven fat Miskos, six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Eleven medbays, ten hand terminals, nine nasty Freds, eight Scopuli, seven fat Miskos, six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Joe Miller gave to me! Twelve Rocinantes, eleven medbays, ten hand terminals, nine nasty Freds, eight Scopuli, seven fat Miskos, six space stations, five dinosaurs! Four Miller hats, three Canterburys, two coffees, and a cheese in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!