Disclaimer: I don't own Loveless. (Though I DO have volumes 1-4, 6 & 7 of the manga.)
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"Soubi! Look what I made in art today!" An extremely happy Ritsuka flounced into the living room, setting an envelope on the table where Kio and Soubi sat, drinking beer.
"You made something, huh? Lemme see..." Soubi said, opening the orange envelope. Carefully, with a dexterity only a true artist may wield, he pulled out Ritsuka's art project, setting the envelope aside.
"So? What do you think?" Ritsuka asked excitedly, nearly jumping up and down in anticipation of what his artist boyfriend was going to say.
"Uh...wow. That's, uh...really nice...Ritsuka..."
"Don't lie to me...Tell me what you really think." Ritsuka crept closer to the man, trying to intimidate him enough to get him to spill the truth.
"..."
"That's an order! Now!" Ritsuka stamped his foot, wagging a finger at his 'adult' lover.
"I love you, Ritsuka, but..."
"I'm waiting."
"You couldn't make a picture stand out if you put Viagra in the ink."
"Thanks, Soubi. I love you too."
"Really?"
"Yes. Now go fuck yourself. (That's an order.)"
"Wha? Why?!"
"'Cuz I have homework." (so I can't)
"So cruel..." Soubi sighed, as he sat off in some corner, all alone, doing the unthinkable, and carrying out his master's orders.
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Crack piece.
(kinda)
I hope you liked it.
Next, (I plot this'll be how it goes) is a cross-over. A WARNING IN ADVANCE
Please, R&R.
