Disclaimer: I do NOT in any way own Durarara.

Shizu-chan looked pretty scary right now, as would this predicament be to most people. Of course to someone who enjoys watching the antics of humans, this was just so…interesting! If only that gag weren't in the way I would be able to give Shizu-chan a nice smile and watch him get all enraged.

Someone came up behind me and clamped something cold around my neck. I couldn't help jerking at the sudden coldness. I felt my air being restricted, and realized that it was in fact a collar and I was being made it stand up which with bound arms and feet was a rather difficultly achieved feat, luckily I was very good at moving around; skills gained from being chased by Shizu-chan through the crowned streets of Tokyo.

Being dragged around with a collar was degrading, and yet there was something of a thrill in it.

A blindfold was tied tightly over my eyes and I was mostly dragged with an attempted walk into another room and thrown into the air. I braced myself to hit concrete again, but was greeted by what was most likely a mattress. I heard another click above me.

Looks like I've been tied to the bed; I wish I could talk, it was be so fun to mess with Shizu-chan right now, something like, "Play nice with me, Master~"

A sharp jab in my arm brought me back, Ohh, a needle, I wonder what kind of drug that was?

"He's all yours now." A rough voice sounded.

"What was that stuff?" Shizu-chan's voice, it was rather monotone. I would pout if I could, Really, Shizu-chan? Be a little more enthusiastic about this, how am I going to have fun with you being so mundane?

"Just a bit of a tranquilizer, don't want him getting any ideas like running off." The sleazy voice droned, "Have fun then, I'll go and get that payment together for you, so just enjoy and don't worry about it."

The door slammed shut.

I pulled myself into a sitting position, and heard the steps as Shizu-chan approached the bed.

"Oi, nowhere for you to run this time, they said I can't kill you, but I'm gonna make sure that you wish you were!"

"Mrf." It was the best I could manage with the gag, and my ribs where probably bruised at best, maybe fractured, but hopefully I could get Shizu-chan to take off the gag so I could try and talk my way out of this place, and at the very least, have some fun with him.

"Tch. I wanna hear you scream flea." Shizu-chan pulled the gag off my face.

I moved my jaw to loosen it a bit before giving Shizu-chan the best smirk I could manage, "Ah, fancy meeting you in a place like this Shizu-chan

I was rewarded with a hard punch to the cheekbone which sent me crashing into the headboard of the bed and scraping some of the cuts. I winced, it hurt, a lot.

"Ahh Shizu-chan is so strong; hmm maybe I should say Shizuo-dono now?"

Shizu-chan grabbed my neck and moved in closer. I felt the bed springs creaking as he knelt on the bed, I felt his breath over my lips. My head was growing a little fuzzy; whether from the lack of oxygen or the drug I couldn't really be sure. But then, I felt my pants tighten. Fuck, tranquilizer? And that was definitely an aphrodisiac. Ha, this will make things even more fun, I wonder how far Shizu-chan is going to go?

"You really have a death wish don't you, flea?"

I smirked, I guess I really did, or more likely that drug was finally getting to my head, either way, I smirked quickly before leaning forward and kissing Shizu-chan's lips.