A/N: If I was Stephenie Meyer, the entire Twilight Saga would be me and Edward making out... or doing other things...(:
So no, I'm not Stephenie Meyer *sobs*. Anyways... Read and review. (:

Character List :

IWSB: iWantSparklyBabies (me.)
EC ; Edward Cullen
JB ; Jacob Black
JH ; Jasper Hale
RE ; Renesmee Cullen
AC ; Alice Cullen


IWSB: Hello everyone, and welcome to our second day of interviews!

EC: Hello, Carly. *Grins and scoots closer to carly.*

JB: Hey!

RE: Hi Carly. :)

JH: Good evening.

AC: Its time, its time!

*akward silence...*

IWSB: Really, Alice? I know that's your catchphrase and what not, but really?

AC: Hehe, sorry.

IWSB: Anyways... How is everyone? :)

*everyone mutters fine, except for Jacob...*

JB: *really low voice* Urgh, stupid wolves... Ugh.

IWSB: Is something wrong...?

JB: Oh, um... Yeah...

IWSB: Wanna tell anyone about it?

JB: Well... I just kind of found out Seth is... Well, gay. And he has a thing for me... He says my abs are to die for and he wants my ass...

IWSB: Um, Jake... TMI...

JB: Sorry... Now all the others in the pack keep making fun of me... Its aggravating...

EC: *snickers*

JB: Something funny, Cullen?!

EC: *clears throaat* No...

JB: What's so funny?! *growls*

EC: Nothing! Carly, start with the questions...

IWSB: *says lovingly* okay... :) Um, Alice! What is your favorite type of shoe?

AC: Um, well, I'm a big fan of Prada...

IWSB: Good to know. Hehe. Umm... Jasper. How does it feel to be able to alter anyone's feelings at any given moment?

JH: I absolutely love it. *stares in to IWSB's eyes*

IWSB: *strange mood change, now feels kind of loopy...* Edward, you're so dreeeaaamyyyyy! Do you wear contacts? :D

JH: *looks away from IWSB*

IWSB: Ahh... Hey! Jasper!! Why the hell did you do that?!

JC: That was kind of hilarious... :)

AC: Jazz! What did I tell you before we got here?!

JH: To not do that... *slumps shoulders*

AC: And what did you do?!

JH: I did it...

AC: Come on, we're leaving. Bye Carly! It was nice meeting you. :)

IWSB: Bye, Alice and Jasper!

EC: No, hon. I don't wear contacts... *grins*

IWSB: Moving on! Um... Edward... Will you marry me? I know I already asked you, but you never really replied... You just made Bella leave and we made out... :)

EC: Ahh. I'll have to talk to you after the interview... *winks*

IWSB: Hehe. :) Okay. Jacob. Who's your least favorite Cullen?

JB: Blondie, no doubt... How do you drown a blonde? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pond!

IWSB: What a shock. :)

JB: Ahh. Haha. *Jolie walks in* JOLIE! AHHHHHH. I'VE MISSED YOU!!! *runs to Jolie*

Jolie: Jakey-Poo! It's been a whole...*Looks at watch* 2 hours! D:

JB: *picks Jolie up and squeezes her.*

Jolie: *gasps for air.*

JB: Sorry, babe. *lets her down* Wanna watch the interview?

IWSB: Actually... It's about time to be wrapping up...

JB: Well. Okay. Tomorrow, then?

IWSB: Sounds good. :)

Sabrina the Teenage Witch: *comes running through the door* Am I late? Are you... *looks at invitation* Jane?

IWSB: Hon, you have the wrong interview...

Sabrina: Oh... Well, I sensed vampires in here... Sorry.

IWSB: Wait. Are you an actual witch!?

Sabrina: Umm. Yeah. But you're not supposed to- *turns into a mouse* Shit! You're not supposed to know about that...

IWSB: Is there another mythical creature I should know about?!

EC: Well...

*Charlie the Unicorn runs through the doors*

Charlie: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUN!

EC: Yeah... Him.

IWSB: Fuck. Haha. I believe in you Charlie! Don't shun me! :)

Charlie: Ehh. Okay. *trots out*

IWSB: Now! We need to end this before anything else happens...

*A random potato with legs co-

IWSB: No. Don't even try to interrupt me anymore!... Bye everyone. See y'all tomorrow. :)

*everyone leaves except Edward and Carly*

*...after the interview, alone, Carly and Edward are making out...*

EC: *moans* Carly! Yes I'll marry you! Ahh. I love you so much! *keeps kissing carly*

IWSB: I... AHH... I d-d-dream about being-g with you forever! :)

EC: Then I'll change you! Just on one condition...

IWSB: Yes! Anything for you! :D *pants*

EC: You must... Ahh. This is difficult... You must marry me first. :)

IWSB: Umm, hunny. I just said I would. Lets go to Vegas! What am I going to tell my parents. AHH! I love you! *dives on top of Edward and they resume making out*

EC: Just think, when you're a vampire, we can do this for hours without stopping... *grins*

IWSB: Shut up and kiss me, you sexy beast! :D

EC: Yes, master! I am your sex slave... :)


A/N: This gets graphic... I'll stop here) :D

Hope ya'll like it. :)
Come back soon for another chapter. Oh. And I do not own Charlie the Unicorn or that random potato with legs. :)