Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, plot is rightfully mine.

Summary: Envy was immortal, the strongest homunculus of the homunculi right? So how come he was kidnapped by a blond chimera who is as short as a chibi? And WTH? Roy is Envy's boyfriend? Warning-y-a-o-i at the first chap…Don't like? Don't read…Envy x Beast!Ed

Wos99944: Here's your chapter 2, reviewers and readers. I realize that I haven't got a review yet.

Envy: Yup, so where is our fav reviewer, red head rolling skull?

Roy: Maybe he/she just not free.

Ed: Okay, let's start our chapter 2…

Chapter 2:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND HIM?" Roy screamed at the soldier, banging his table in his office to vent out his frustrations.

Flashback pov:
"Hello, who is this?" The feminine voice on the other line spoke. "Hey, Lust. I was wondering if Envy was there. I need to talk to him." Roy asked politely. Of all homunculi Lust is the most polite homunculus. "Envy? Isn't he supposed to be at both of your houses now?" Lust appeared to be surprised. "No, he hasn't come home since yesterday." Roy started to freak out. Envy never act like this before. "lo…Hello? Roy? Are you still there?" Lust asked, bringing Roy back to reality. "Oh don't worry. Lust, I'll find him soon. Perhaps Envy's just having fun somewhere without me. So bye." Roy exclaimed. Before Lust could continue the conversation, Roy quickly hanged the phone. "Sir, you're asking for us?" Two soldiers appeared. "Yes, bring along soldiers and search for Envy. It appears that he could have been kidnapped by someone." Roy ordered. "AND QUICK." The two soldiers were taken aback by Roy's anger, and quickly scattered out of the room to conduct the search.

Flashback ends

"I-I'm sorry, sir. T-there is n-no sign of E-Envy at all. W-we even c-conduct a search I-in the citizens' h-houses. But no s-sign of him, a-as if h-he cease t-to e-xist." The soldier said, trembling in fear while his other companion was shaking vigorously that when Roy questioned him earlier, he fainted. "Please, calm down sir." His colonel, Riza commented. "You still have paperwork and assignment waiting for you, after all, you're the Fuhrer. "NOW IS NOT EVEN THE TIME FOR SUCH THINGS." Roy growled. "IF Envy did not take his red stones regularly, he could die like a human, either die of starvation or bleed to death."

Envy's stomach growled. It has been three days since the chimera and his human brother kidnapped him. "Shit, if I don't eat the red stones soon," Envy cursed. He can feel his blood circulating slowly and his heart beating like a normal human. "So you're a homunculus?" Envy was startled by the sudden presence. Oh, it was just the chimera's brother. "Sorry for an improper introduction the last time." The boy smiled, scratching his chin. "My name is Alphonse Elric, the Soul Alchemist. But you can just call me Al." Envy jolted at his name. "Wait, you're the ex-state alchemist, the Soul Alchemist, Alphonse Elric?" Al nodded.

Envy scowled, "So, I'm a homunculus, so what?" Al sighed and put his hand inside his pocket. When he took it out, Envy was surprised for a third time. "Where did you get those red stones?" Envy asked. Al gives the stones to Envy, watching him consuming the stones greedily. "I sort of made them myself back when I work for the military." Al chuckled, offering his most warm-hearted smile to Envy. Then he snapped suddenly. Envy was once again surprised by Al's sudden action. "Oh, I forgot. What's your name?" Envy twitched an eyebrow. "The name's Envy." Al nodded but his face paled after he started registering Envy's name. "Wait, so you're Envy? THE STRONGEST HOMONCULUS OF THE SEVEN HOMONCULI AND THE FUHRER'S BOYFRIEND?" Al ranted. Envy had to cover his ear and nodded, hiding a smirk behind his poker face. For once, he was glad that Roy's position and his reputation might help him to escape this bloody place.

"So now can I go?" Envy asked. "Unfortunately, I can't. The key is with Ed, the chimera that you saw three days ago." Envy was startled; obviously his shock was clearly painted on his face. "I'll tell you another time, but otherwise, you need to stay here until Ed's finished playing with you." Al said sadly. "Al…stepped out of…the way." Al moved out of Envy's view and Ed was standing by the door. Ed walked towards Envy and played with Envy's collar, causing Envy to choke a bit sometime. Then he gasped when Ed yanked the collar, causing Envy to be embraced by Ed. Envy glared at him with a I-already-had-a-partner look, Ed just give him a sarcastic smirk. "From today onwards, Envy…will be my…partner. Isn't that…right? Envy?" Envy spitted at him, trying to move away from Ed, but Ed grabbed his collar. Ed slapped Envy tightly and pulled back his emerald spiky long hair so he can meet Envy face-to-face. Ed kissed Envy roughly; Envy was trying to pull away but to no avail. Only when Ed pulled away Envy freed himself from the chimera. Envy wiped away the saliva that was dripping on his mouth. Ed just smiled and started grabbing hold of Envy's both hands. He motioned Al to transmute a handcuff and put it on Envy.

Ed then removed the chain from Envy's collar and instead, replaces it with a rope. Envy refused to butch when Ed pulled the rope. Ed sighed and then placed Envy over his shoulder. Ed pushes Envy to another room. Envy went falling upon the bed and the chimera placed himself on top of the sin. "Don't worry, Envy. As your name indicates, I'll make you envy me soon. Trust my words, you'll be mine in a matter of time." Envy looked within into Ed's eyes. His eyes were full of passion and love for the sin. But his way of showing his love was wrong. "Oh don't worry, before that happens, make sure you hid me well. Otherwise, when Roy found you, you'll be as dead as a roasted shrimp." Ed chuckled at Envy' threat. "Oh, regarding that. I've hid you too well underground. I like your stubbornness. It makes me wanted to hold you in my embrace and fuck you right here and there." Envy just rolled his eyes, before shaking tremendously to get the insulting chimera.

But Envy ended up falling off the bed and stumbled on the floor. Ed laughed and picked Envy up, placing him back to the bed. "I'll come back later. I'll go grab your meal." Envy shivered when Ed touches his cheek softly, admiring the smoothness of the skin before heading out of the room and locked it up. Envy looked around and smirked when there is a window up there. He shapeshifted himself into a bird, dropping the handcuff and the collar, he quickly fly out of the room and escape, trying to find Roy or any of the military soldier.

"Roy," Envy cried into Roy, who was hugging his sin. "So where did you go?" Roy asked. "I was kidnapped and tortured by Ed and Al." Envy snuggled into Roy's warm chest. "Wait, you don't mean…" Roy stated, Envy nodded. Envy could feel Roy's evil aura coming up. Several devils have come out and demanding where is Ed and Al. Envy kissed Roy and told him the plan. Roy smirked and called upon the meeting.

"Envy?" Ed opened the door. Envy was sleeping peacefully with his collar and handcuff on in the bed. Ed walked and sits at the side. Ed smiled and softly hugged his toy. "I love you, Envy. You belong to the one and only me. The same goes to I belong to only you." Envy shivered at Ed's words. Come on, Roy. Envy pleaded mentally. Quick. Then an explosion was heard outside. Al stepped into the room and stared at his brother. "They're here." Ed nodded and carries Envy in the bridal style and quickly escape. Outside, a handful of soldiers were blocking their way. Al started transmuting the armors nearby and started fighting. "You go ahead first, Ed. I'll catch you up in the usual place." Ed nodded and escapes through the tunnel but stopped when another explosion explored in his face. Ed smirked and watches as Roy approached him. "So how has it been, Colonel?" Ed smiled sadistically. "Oh, how rude. I am the Fuhrer now, not the colonel you used to know, Full Metal Alchemist. You are nearby to be captured and wanted by the military for kidnapping and moreover, treason and betrayal to the military."

Wos99944: End of chapter 2, so how is it?

Envy: Oh my god, I think I'm going to puke. Grabbing hold onto his mouth

Roy: Too bad then, I was okay with it.

Ed: sweatdrop Please review so Wos99944 can prepare chapter 3. Oh and she will only updated it after she finished her common tests this Friday.