Chapter Two: Entries 34-64
Entry Thirty-four—
The Hell is your problem?
I told you to take me to Mokuba, not a tour of your master's precious dungeon! Damn, if you love showing it around this much why don't you spruce it up a bit?
I heard tickle-me-pink's the new black.
Entry Thirty-five—
"These tunnels are honeycombed throughout the entire island. Without me, you can get lost down here for years."
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Did Pegasus put you up to that threat? Because if he did, you can let him know I don't plan on being his boy toy anytime soon.
He has Croquet, after all.
Entry Thirty-six—
"I'm much bigger and stronger than you. You only got the jump on me because you got me by surprise."
Lol. Rofl. Lmao.
You make me laugh, Kemo. Bigger isn't always better.
Entry Thirty-seven—
Okay, so it is sometimes.
Entry Thirty-eight—
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Don't even go there.
Entry Thirty-nine—
Should've known he was going to hit the alarm. Why does this suddenly feel like some clichéd Austin Powers movie?
Entry Forty—
That was such an oxymoron.
Entry Forty-one—
Ah well, guess I should play along.
Entry Forty-two—
"Crikey! I've lost my mojo!"
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What are you looking at, thorn boy?
Entry Forty-two—
Oh screw it to Hell! So I can't act like some geeky ineffective spy, big deal! Now out of my way, loser! I've got to save the damsel in distress!
Entry Forty-three—
Which would be Mokuba.
Entry Forty-four—
Note to self: Make Mokuba get a haircut.
Entry Forty-five—
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Now this is ridiculous.
How many sex slaves can Pegasus afford to have? Why won't someone just profile him already?
Entry Forty-six—
Shit! I'm never going to karate-chop again! I just broke a nail!
Entry Forty-seven—
Red alert! Red alert! I need a manicure! Get Mindy on the phone like…a-sap!
Entry Forty-eight—
Oh, Mokuba, there you are…
Entry Forty-nine—
Of course I'd come. Now shut up before Pegasus finds out I'm here!
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Crap. Too late.
Entry Fifty—
"If I had known that you were coming, I would've prepared a better welcome."
Oh em gee.. Would that consist of a bed showered with rose petals and you minus your clothes? No, thanks.
Entry Fifty-one—
Listen here, Peggy.. I understand that you want to rape me and all but take a number and join the other 3.5 billion men and women that want to do the same.
And for the record, I am way too damn sexy to be gay, especially with you. I don't approve the idea of some naked forty-year-old crawling over me.
Seto Kaiba does not roll that way.
Entry Fifty-two—
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What've you done to my brother?
Entry Fifty-three—
If you really expect me to believe that you "locked away his soul," you're an even a bigger nutcase than I thought.
Entry Fifty-four—
I stand corrected. You're a psychopathic madman.
Entry Fifty-five—
Hey, wanna hear my philosophy?
Entry Fifty-six—
No? Too bad, you're going to here it anyway:
An artificial eyeball doesn't grant you any special privileges.
Entry Fifty-seven—
Just cut the small talk already! Tell me what I need to do to get Mokuba back. And do it like..
NOW.
Entry Fifty-eight—
That's it? I just need to defeat you in a duel to get him back?
YES! I'll be back in time for Golden Girl reruns!
Entry Fifty-nine—
…
WHAT?
Entry Sixty—
I've got to duel that mutated porcupine first? You'd better give me another damn option!
"Give me lap dance."
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So, when's Yugi going to get here?
Entry Sixty-one—
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What are you doing?
Entry Sixty-two—
Why are you untying your tie? I agreed to duel Yugi! I did NOT agree to have sex with you! That wasn't even an option!
Entry Sixty-three—
Deep shit, the tie just came off.
Entry Sixty-four—
And…this is where I take my leave!
Fare thee well, Peggy!
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