Yay two reviews. Thanks both and sorry to my anon review about the errors. I am trying my best here but I still will make mistakes. I hope its fun and readable though.

Did anyone realize the title? Yeah, I did steal it off blues clues. Gotta love my genius though right? Her name is Pepper lol

"All right Ironhead, were all here, now what the hell did you do?" Clint asked as he and Natasha strolled in, last to arrive.

"Well, actually were missing Thor…but I haven't found a way to contact him yet" Tony replied in his smart-ass way.

"Funny…" Barton scoffed. "Okay, most of the Avenger team is here…so what the hell did you do Stark?" Natasha added folding her arms.

"Look, we can sit here and make fun of my dumb ass or…we find Pepper and you all go on your merry way" Tony replied.

He moved away and went about five feet before turning around. The four avengers stood in their spot with their arms folded.

"I vote on making you miserable first…just because you ruined our vacation plan" Barton piped up.

"I second that" Steve answered. He gave Stark a mischievous smile and Tony rolled his eyes.

"I didn't realize they used revenge in the boy scouts Captain spangles" he said and Steve only smirked.

"Spill it Stark…now!" he answered.

"I am sure Ms. Potts is fine Tony…I think your just using us like shields" Bruce piped up.

Tony sighed. He hated being out-numbered. "Fine…" he said in defeat and flopped onto his couch.

"After Thor left with Loki I took Banner back to the tower with me" he said.

"Pepper came home soon and it didn't seem like she was that bothered by your near death" Bruce piped up.

"That's why she is my better half…she is much more gracious and sweeter than I am…I have her talk to people I don't like" Tony said to him.

Bruce nodded. "Okay…so this all went down last night then…after the big guy and I crashed…what the hell did you do?" he asked.

"I got mad…Pepper started ranting about how I almost died…like it was the first time or something…blah blah blah" he answered.

"Oh my god…you idiotic, self centered asshole!" Natasha screamed.

"Okay…I guess I don't have to say what comes next…shall we search now?" Tony asked.

The other men took a few giant leaps back as the assassin jumped at the billionaire and slugged him.

Tony whimpered and then his nose bled. "That was for Pepper you ass…never tell a woman to just fuck off…she loves you and you treated her like trash" she growled menacingly.

"Yeah,…I already knew that Romanoff…you didn't have to hit me" Tony whined.

"All right…were wasting time here…I just hope Ms. Potts isn't hurt thanks to your thoughtlessness Stark" Steve spoke up.

"Finally! Thanks Rogers…now we can get to work"

"No! We will go to work Stark…you will either find a desk or table or something you can write on…then you will write a very nice, very long letter to Ms. Potts" Steve instructed.

"What is this kindergarten?" Stark asked. Rogers raised a brow. "You tell me Stark…you do often seem to have the attitude of a five year old" he responded.

"You fucking little bastard" Stark muttered.

"Now when your done with the letter, you can write me fifty lines saying you will never disrespect the team leader" Rogers added.

"You self righteous bastard"

"Make that one hundred…" Steve answered. He folded his arms and stared at the billionaire.

"Unless you rather not have my help Stark" he challenged. "Us either" Natasha piped in.

"Oh, sure…side with the solider"

"I like the soldier…least he has respect for his friends" Clint piped in and patted Steve's shoulder.

"Thanks Barton…now sit Stark…write the letter and the lines…we'll be back soon" he ordered.

Stark rolled his eyes and Rogers turned. "okay goodbye then Stark…hope you find your girlfriend""Okay fine! You win Rogers…but I swear its not over" Stark threatened.

"It never is with you Tony" Rogers replied but left to find the missing woman.