AU: This is Dan's version, as promised. If you did not like my version hopefully you will like this one. It is kind of a crack fic. His original title and text is all included. Feel free to comment, review, and leave questions!
EAT MY PINK TACO AND EAT IT GOOD, BITCH!
A Brittany and Santana Fanfic~
Brittany and Santana had decided to skip school today because they had come to the conclusion that if they went to one more Glee practice, they'd throw up all over Will Shuester. Will was a dirty, rotten douche lord with the hair of a porcupine and the intelligence of a bull frog. Santana and Brittany thought that he should just go fuck himself in the ass with something hard and sand paper-y.
So, instead of going to school, the two girls decided to have a lesbian day! They would do all sorts of lesbian things because they were lesbian lovers. They went shopping for lesbian clothes, they listened to lesbian music, and they also groomed their lesbian vaginas with lesbian friendly grooming tools. All of these activities made them hungry, so they decided to eat at Qdoba.
Big mistake…
For some reason that only God knows, Santana would get…wet at Qdobas. Something about the aroma of Mexican food and the fact that Qdoba had spicy salsa made Santana's pussy drip with lady juice. And guess what? As soon as the two girls entered the restaurant, Santana's lady lump started gushing like a waterfall. LITERALLY.
"Fuck me with a dildo," Santana bitched as the two ladies took a seat in the back of the restaurant. "I'm horny as fuck, and I haven't even eaten my taco yet."
Brittany smirked devilishly. "I'll eat your taco."
Santana's eyes widened in surprise, but the Latina bitch soon arched her eyebrows as the possibility of having her girlfriend eat her out right now entered her mind. This could be fun…and sexy.
"Oh I bet you could eat my taco," Santana purred as she leaned forward to kiss her dumb ass girlfriend. "My pink taco."
Brittany was clueless at first, but when she repeated what Santana had said in her mind, she figured out what Santana was requesting. Not giving a single fuck as to what would happen if they got caught, Brittany dove under the table and crawled in front of Santana, her hands lifting up her girlfriend's skirt.
"That's it, Britt," Santana moaned loudly as she felt the blonde whore brushing her fingertips over her damp underwear. "Eat my pink taco. AND IT EAT GOOD, BITCH!"
Ready to please her impatient lover, Brittany swiftly pulled down the girl's underwear…
…and then the juices rushed out and Brittany choked on Santana's overabundant liquid.
She died.
AU: I hope you enjoyed this at least to some degree. I found it hilarious! (well except for maybe the ending.)
