So this is the second chapter of my story. It's a letter from James to his family at home, basically a short overview of his first week at Hogwarts and his impressions of it. Like I said, it's a very broad summary of his first week. I'll probably write short stories for some more specific events.
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Dear Mum, Dad, Albus, and Lily,
The first week of Hogwarts is over! I noticed that I didn't get any letters. Frankly, I'm disappointed. I thought you like your oldest son better than that (oldest brother if Albus or Lily is reading this). Anyway, I thought that since you were too lazy to write me a letter, I should! Totally out of character, I know.
Let's talk about my week, shall we? First of all, I got Sorted into Gryffindor! Hurrah! And the common room is so cool! There's this huge fireplace with awesome chairs and the boys dormitory has a really comfy bed. There are all these 6th and 7th years who think they're so much better than us, making them get out of chairs and everything. But the first time it happened to me, I was like, "You know who I am? I'm Harry Potter's son. That's right. The one who vanquished The Dark Lord and made your lives a better place today." I haven't been kicked out of a chair since.
Hagrid is really nice, although his rock cakes literally are like rocks. (Didn't you have tea with Hagrid when you went to Hogwarts? Why didn't you warn me?) He introduced me to Fang, who is looks really tough, but is actually kind of a wimp. Hagrid asked me about how school was, and did Peeves bother me, and how was my dad doing, that stuff. I told him that school was boring, Peeves threw a chalk eraser at me everyday so far at precisely 9:45 am, and that my dad was most likely fine, although he might have had a serious accident in the week that I was here.
All of my teachers are okay. Neville, I mean, Professor Longbottom (I still can't wrap my head around the fact that here I have to be respectful to him and stuff. I mean, this is the guy who let me do the most hilarious things to him when he comes over to our house. But on the day of my first Herbology lesson, I asked him whether his parents dropped him on his head when he was born, and he took ten points off of Gryffindor! Can you believe that?) is really nice and is a great teacher. Professor Binns is an absolute bore. Headmistress Mcgonagall seems okay, although she looks very strict. The other teachers are just okay.
Anyway, hope you guys had a nice week. To Albus and Lily: Ha! I'm at Hogwarts and you're not!
Love,
James
P.S If you get a letter from Hogwarts involving something about blowing up a toilet seat, please throw it in the fire.
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