2: Sanji and Santouryuu
It was fucking annoying. Sanji sent another pile of men flying with his kick, venting his ire on those poor marines. It was not like he could kick the source of his annoyance. Not now at least.
"San-"
The blonde turned around, distracted by someone calling his name yet again...
"-touryuu, OUUTATSU MAKI!"
Fuck. There it was, the source of his annoyance in its very greeness.
Every single time the Marimo bastard did that he turned around, half expecting his name to be called, which is a fucking emergency in battle and there that fuckhead goes, roaring out what might be the most misleading, the most annoying battle call on the planet.
It was afterwards that the blonde marched towards the Marimo, grabbing the man by the collar of his shirt.
"YOU!" If that wasn't enough to display his annoyance Sanji has no idea what would.
In classic reply, the ape held him by the collar too, messing up his good suit in the process.
"IF YOU EVER DID THAT AGAIN, THE NEXT BASTARD THAT GOES FLYING WOULD BE YOU!" And because Sanji was a mature adult, he huffed and stomped Zoro's foot before shutting himself in the kitchen.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?" Zoro shouted, hobbling about on his one good foot, his three earrings clinging as he hopped.
A/N: More fluff. I thought it was funny that Zoro always says Santouryuu in the show and how that can easily be mistaken as Sanji's name if dragged out. AND of course, our dear Sanji is just extra sensitive to whatever dear Zoro has to say. After all, tursting the other to look after their back in battle is one of their greatest bond.
Perhaps next chapter would be a fetish chapter ;)
