Gintama Fanfiction – Chapter 2
Chapter 2 – Parallel Worlds
Hmm... I hope you guys enjoy this: P
Authors Disclaimer: Delusions people. I could never own Gintama even if I had all the money in the world, because I am not as talented as Hideaki Sorachi
Hmm, I feel all fuzzy. It's so warm here in my bed with my nice fuzzy blanket. Yes, so fuzzy... Wait. I don't have a fuzzy blanket. What the hell? Lava woke up startled at the thought being at a house other than her own.
"What just happened and where the fuck am I?" she asked. She looked around to find out the fuzzy blanket was actually the fur of a humongous dog sleeping and nestled against her. She backed away from 'it' very quietly.
A huge dog? Oh my shitting god! It's Sadaharu! I'm in Gin's house? No Lava, you're just having a hallucination...or a dream, either way.
The dog had awoken and looked around. It had seen Lava and jumped right next to her and bit her head.
"Ouch, bad Sadaharu, bad doggie!" said Lava. Sadaharu looked at the ground and started whimpering.
"Aww, it's okay. I know you didn't want to anything bad to me." Whispered Lava.
She started to tickle Sadaharu behind the ears until it was barking with glee. "Who's a good doggy? Yes you are, yes you are!"
"Gin, I want some pickled seaweed! Ginnnnnn!" a childish voice said.
"Kagura, how can I explain it any clearer? WE ARE BROKE! No more seaweed until we get our hands on some cash."
Oh shit. I can hear them from downstairs, it's them. How do I explain to them that something weird happened and somehow I got sucked into their world? No explanation would suffice for those 3. Better hide for now...
Lava ran for Kagura's bed in the closet and hid. "I'm in a lot of shit now..."she whispered to herself. The sliding door opened and in came Gin, Kagura and Shinpachi. "Kagura, just eat rice for now and deal with it. The hag is after the rent and I've got no money, got it?" "Gin-san, maybe if you lazed around less and worked more, you would have money to buy your necessities." said Shinpachi.
Lava was still hidden in Kagura's bed, under the sheets. Holy sweet mother of Jesus, I'm seeing the Odd Jobs trio in the flesh. Somebody pinch me please.
"Gin, I can sense somebody here and it's not Sadaharu." whispered Kagura. "Ok, come on out now and we won't hurt you, whoever you are. I know you're in Kagura's bed." Gin said.
How the hell-? Never mind that, I'll just have to give myself up. Lava slowly opened the closet and came out slowly. "Ahhaha...hi there?"
"And just who are you and what are you doing in our house? Are you a spy? You are a spy!" exclaimed Shinpachi.
"No, I am NOT a spy! I'm just a girl who's lost her way around here; I can't remember what happened to me or how I got here, but if you have any mercy in your hearts which I'm sure that you do, please, I beg you, not to throw me out just yet." Lava said. 5 seconds later a reply came back. Silence encased the room, until the voice came and spoke out.
"Well, we've had a lot of freeloaders in the past, and since the streets of the town are not nice to pretty women like yourself, you are permitted to lounge around with one exception: YOU are to work for YOUR board and for the time being, you'll be part of the odd jobs, now ODD JOBS quartet," Gin said "And Shinpachi, why we're you referring to this house as OURS? It is MY house you idiot."
Night had come and the aroma of food could be smelt from outside in the streets with the nomad venders on the go.
"Gin, what's for dinner?" asked Kagura.
Gin was uninterested about what Kagura had to say and continued to pick his nose while watching the television.
"Excuse me, Gin, but what exactly are you guys going to have dinner? Its seven thirty and you haven't prepared anything..." said Lava.
No response came and Lava got pissed off.
"GIN! WAKE UP YOU NOSE PICKING LAZY ASS!"
"Ugh, you, shut up. I can pick my nose when I want, where I want. As for the dinner, just go and check with Kagura what we've got in the pantry."
Lava looked at him with mock hatred and smirked.
What does he think I am? A fricking housewife? Well, since I just came and intruded into their lives, I'm sure I can leave him get away with this. Lava, compose yourself. Do not give away that you are angry.
"Sure, that's totally fine GIN. We GIRLS will just go check what to make for dinner. Come on Kagura, let's leave these MEN be."
Kagura and Lava entered the somewhat casual kitchen and walked up to the pantry. Kagura started to step away from it silently and cautiously.
"Why are you going away? What's got you so worried?" Lava asked.
"Just open it and you'll find out why."
Grabbing both knobs of the pantry, Lava slowly opened it up and was horrified at the sight.
Oh God! What in Mother Mary happened here?
Inside the pantry, cog webs were dominating the space with mould growing on the rims of the pantry; a bag of rice could be barely seen.
"Oh hell no...I am not going to cook, that's it, I'll go hungry tonight and tomorrow, I'm going shopping with the charitable help of Gin's money. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!"
It was eight at night and lava was lounging on the futon given generously to her by Gin and seemed to be stuck in a moment of thought.
Now that I'm here, my dad's probably wondering where I am...or not. Either way, how am I going to get back; I doubt that anyone on this world will believe that I came from a different dimension, a different world. How am I going to tell them that I watched animes about them, read fictions about them and even watched mock iTunes ads with all the GINTAMA characters in it...anywhoosers, I reckon that I should just make the best of what I've got right now.
MUAHAHAAH: Just wait, I'm going to get there; they'll meet and who knows what will happen when they do :D
