Thanks to an influx of demand from no less than two people, I'm gonna see where I can go with this, be warned, it could get rambly, and I may pull the plug at any moment.


Sonic awoke three days later in a hospital bed, and not a comfy one either. Sonic had given up his health insurance from Sega in contract negotiations. Right now it seemed like a stupid thing to do, but considering it meant he'd never have to eat another chilli dog for as long as he lived, it was a good thing.

"Sonikku, your okay!" Rouge yelled, deafening Sonic slightly; "I was worried sweetie." she said placing a kiss on Sonic's cheeks.

"Yeah, I'm fine; my head hurts a bit but otherwise." Sonic said, rubbing his head, as if to emphasise.

"The doctors said you had confu- concush-" Rouge paused, trying to remember the term, "a bad head pain." she finished, pleased with herself for remembering that.

Rouge then handed a bunch of papers over to Sonic. Sonic looked through them, they were a bunch of bills. Somehow in the three days he'd been unconscious, Rouge had managed to spend thirty thousand dollars. Sonic slowly skimmed through them, speed reading was not a skill of his. Sonic knew Rouge was a high maintenance girlfriend, but he was beginning to suspect that she was just with him for his money. Although Sonic was a celebrity, he thought, he was not really Rouge's type, and he certainly wasn't the most handsome creature, at least not in his default pink form, without any makeup.

Rouge on the other hand was a beauty queen. Sega had been wary of Sonic's suggestion to include her, eventually settling on using a camera trick which made her uglier than she really was. Sonic had been with Rouge for some time but just lately he had been wondering if she was the one for him.

"I heard you were awake," said Knuckles, as he walked in the room. He walked past Rouge, ignoring her as he did. Knuckles had voiced his concerns about Rouge to Sonic, when they had first met, and Knuckles still didn't like her now. "They stopped filming. The director is well annoyed. We've all but done all the other scenes now. All that is left are your scenes. The director wants you on set tomorrow morning"

"Great," Sonic said, lowering his head back on the pillow, "nothing but constant filming now." oh how I miss the days when all we had to do was the odd pause and look at the camera, foot tapping in impatience. Those were the days, weren't they Knux?" Knuckles nodded, agreeing with Sonic.

Sonic shut his eyes, falling back asleep, while Rouge looked on, admiring the view of a certain doctor, doing some stretches. Climbing out the window, Rouge couldn't resist going for a chat.

"So how's it going?" she asked nervously, hands behind her back.

"Bit hard," Robotnik responded, "I'm not a natural dieter, and Sega insists I shed some wait for the next game. Seems a bit silly to have a less egg shaped Eggman doesn't it?"

Rouge blushed slightly. "I don't get why you have to lose weight, I mean you look sexy as you are, err I mean fine, you look fine," she said, adding 'really fine' in her head.

Robotnik dismissed it, ever since the presidents daughter, he had given up on ever finding love. He began to jog, Rouge followed, easily keeping up the pace. Sonic aside, Robotnik was the slowest member of the cast when it came to running.

"I didn't mean to say sexy y'know." Rouge said, ignorant of the concept of shutting up.

"I know." Robotnik said. "I'm not much of a prize really"

"Don't say that!" Rouge said, defending the doctor from himself. "Were I not with Sonikku, I'd date you Ivo."

Robotnik's curiosity got the better of him. "Why are you with Sonic anyway? He's clearly not your type."

Rouge didn't answer. She didn't have a chance to, as no sooner than Robotnik had asked, than she stumbled over a small rabbit.

"You wanna watch where your F going, you stupid B" Cream yelled, turning the air bluer than Sonic with makeup.

"Oh sorry, err, Cream?" Rouge said unsure of what the kids name actually was. "Didn't see you there"

"I'm not F surprised, with your massive jugs in the way. Yeesh, anymore silicon in those and they'll explode. Now do you wanna get the F out of my way." Cream ran off, before Rouge could even say they were natural. Rouge noticed as she went that she was being chased by a Chao carrying a large carving knife.

This exchange had caused Rouge to loose Robotnik. She sighed, for a second she thought he was going to ask her out as she hoped he would. She kicked a pebble, muttering to herself, as she headed back to her boyfriend Sonic.


There, it's becomming a proper story now. everyone happy?