Author`s Note : I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist... yet ! Heehee . All rights go to Hiromu Arakawa , BONES , Viz Media and Funimation Entertainment .

The palm tree-haired boy was taking a nap that made Sloth appear to be a busybody . Suddenly , he hit his head on a nearby tree .

" Ow ! Damn trees ! If I didn`t have regenerative powers , I`d be really , really upset ! " , he declared .

But , that shock was nothing compared to what he next saw before him . A boy that looked exactly like him . This boy was even wearing the exact same clothes .

" Well , hello there beautiful " , the boy said to him .

"Eh ? This has got to be the most wierdass dream I`ve ever had ! " , the palm tree-haired boy said .

" Oh , it`s no dream , sunshine . I`m you from another world much like your own . " , the other boy replied .

" Prove it . What are your favorite hobbies ? " , the palm tree-haired boy smirked .

" Doing my nails , doing my hair , napping and torturing humans , especially that damn pipsqueak ! " , the identical boy replied .

"Okay , you`re me " , the palm tree-haired boy conceded . " But , how is that even possible ? "

" Well , there was a rift in The Gate . Guess I musta fell through and landed in your world or something . " , the identical boy explained .

" Well look , I usually love talking to myself and all but you`re kind of interrupting my beauty sleep . " , the palm tree-haired boy said bluntly .

" WHAT ? YA THINK YOUR TIME`S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE OR SOMETHING ? " the identical boy replied angrily .

" Well , see ya `round " , the palm tree-haired boy said as he ran away .

" Jeez , I`m an asshole " , the identical boy muttered as he watched his counterpart run off , slowly disappearing from view .

A/N : R & R