Omg guys sorry for the late update! I just did my first photoshoot and I was excited it came out very good! But now it's back to my Bamon lovers! Next chapter the humor comes in!


Elena and Bonnie drove in silence, Elena not daring to look over at her friend. She sensed something was wrong but she was too afraid to ask. After the day she made her spend at the beach with Damon, she figured she was still mad about it. If she had knew Damon was going to act the way he did she would've never planned that little trip.

Elena bit her lower lip in consideration, finally deciding that the silence was going to suffocate her. "Look, Bonnie...I'm so sorry about yesterday. Damon...he was being completely out of hand. I don't know what happened to you when you two were alone but I know it must've been hard for you."

Bonnie cringed at his name. Not wanting to remember the events that happened earlier. "It's not your fault, Elena. You just wanted a normal day and of course he wouldn't want anything to do with giving us happiness."

Elena tilted her head to side, thinking. She wasn't sure if she should say the next part but something inside made her ask anyways. "What did happen between you two? He was...really nice to you after awhile."

"We came to an understanding." Bonnie replied. Well it was some what true. She learned to tolerate him though he had ways of still shocking her. She still couldn't believe he now had access to her house! What in the world made her invite him in?

"Oh." Was all the brunette could say.

Bonnie glanced back out the window, feeling something in her back pack vibrate.

"Your phone." Elena noted, watching as Bonnie grabbed it and frowned at the i.d. "What's wrong?"

"I don't know this number." She opened her cell and put it up to her ear. "Hello?"

"About time, woman. I was afraid you'd never answer."

Bonnie rolled her eyes in annoyance, trying hard to not set something on fire, "What do you want?"

Elena frowned at her friend, hearing the anger in her tone. "Who is it, Bon?"

"Don't tell her it's me." Damon said. "Look I'm gonna need to know where your pops keeps the liquor. I'm having a friend over for a little treat..."

"You are not using my home as a whore house!" Bonnie yelled into the phone. Elena looked at her in shock.

Damon sighed, "I just need a place to have some one over. Stefan's been on my back about bringing Sorority chicks to the house and blah, blah, blah! Hey how come you have these amazing lace panties and you don't wear them?"

"Stay out of my underwear drawer! And I don't care about your home problems you are not..." CLICK. "Hello? Hello? He did not just hang up on me!"


Damon grinned and hung up his cell phone, feeling his plan working. He was sure Bonnie would be on her way back home any moment now.

"What are you doing, Damon?" Stefan asked suspicously as he watched his brother stand in the living room.

"Annoying Bonnie." Damon replied, "What are you doing?"

"...you weren't home last night."

"I figured you and Elena would want some time alone to do the kissy, kissy, bang, bang."

Stefan ignored his reply. "How did you get Bonnie to trust you enough to drink your blood?"

Damon smiled, shaking his finger at him. "Now, now, little brother. I'm not going to teach you my tricks so you can do the same thing to Elena. You're going to have to woo her the old fashioned way."

"I would never do that to her. I know the consequences."

"As do I but do I give a fuck...?"

"No."

"Ding! Ding! We got a winner! Grand prize to the dead man with no sense of humor!"

Stefan sighed, "Can you be serious for once in your life? You can't treat Bonnie as your new toy. She's a Bennett and you made a promise to Emily to..."

"I made a promise, and she broke it." Damon interrupted. "You of all people should know how I feel about broken promises."

"Do not punish Bonnie for Emily's decision! A decision that she was wise to make considering Katherine could give a fuck about you!"

Damon's hand was around Stefan's throat in a split second. "Do not bring that bitch's name up in this house! She's dead to me! Do you hear? She's fucking dust!" He composed himself and let his brother go. "Now I'm on my way back to Bonnie's house. Seeing as she invited me in last night. Don't wait up."


Bonnie walked down to her house, angry at the fact that she made Elena drop her off a block away just so she wouldn't know that she was on her way back to her house to meet and probably murder Damon.

Bringing a girl to my house? How dare he even think about it!

She magically knocked her front door down, taking a quick glance around her house. Where was that jerk?

"Bonnie! What're you doing home?" She looked to her left to see him grinning at her, a glass of rum in his hand. Well he found the liquor cabinent! In an instant the glass burst in his hand, cutting him. "Ouch, Bonnie! What the fuck!"

Bonnie blinked, realizing what she just did. She quickly ran to him and tried to reach out to his injured hand but he jerked away.

"Don't touch me you crazy witch!" he snapped, "I'm gonna sue your ass for domestic violence!"

"Damon, I'm so sorry I don't know what came over me!"

"I do! You need anger management!"

"Damon, please! Let me just see it! Maybe I can heal it or something!"

"No!" He moved when she reached for him again. "You're just gonna make it worst!"

Bonnie quickly grabbed his hand, seeing that it was already healed. The pounding in her chest stopped when she realized he was once again milking his injuries.

"Dammit, Damon! You had me really worried!"

His grin returned. "Yeah, that's because you care now. You feel that fear? It was fear that you actually may have damaged me. But you need to remember I'm a vampire you silly, silly little girl." An invisible force pushed him back against the wall roughly. Bonnie closed the distance between them, her face inches from his.

"And you need to remember I'm a witch and not a silly little girl." She reminded him.

"Fully noted."

She released him finally. "You made me miss school. Where's the girl?"

"Girl?"

"The one you were gonna have over for a snack, Damon! Don't play with me!"

"Oh." Damon's smiled, his eyes lighting up. "I'm looking right at her."