"Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

"SEX-ADDICT!"

"Stupid idiot."

Once again they're fighting, thought the very unamused Cyprus who was watching the two nations fight. "At least I'm not turned on like a creep!" "At least I don't wear a stupid mask." SHUT UP!" Cyprus turned to the currently quiet Egypt. "Hey Egypt aren't you going to try and stop them?" Egypt only smiled and said "Amusement." Then he turned back to the two countries.

"Why can't you just admit defeat Turkey? Japan likes me more." NO HE DOESN'T! HE LIKES ME BACK!" "That's what you think…." TRNC, who was also watching the fight, was cheering Turkey on. "Yeah! Go Turkey!" "Don't you have anything better to do?" Cyprus asked the micronation. "No." "Figures."

"Japan likes me best and you know it."

"JAPAN DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEST! THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU SAY THAT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE TURNED ON BY HIM!"

An awkward silence filled the room.

Japan, who was with Hungary looking for 'certain things' and decided to see what all the fuss was about, stared at Greece. "Why would you t-think that?" Greece said fumbling on his words. "BECAUSE I JUST KNOW!" "Well you're lying." "No I'm not!" "J-japan…you don't believe that right?" Unfortuanately, at the thought of boy love Japan had a major nose bleed and passed out. Turkey glared at Greece. "Great, he passed out because of your gayness." "I'm not gay." "You sure?" Greece and Turkey turned toward Cyprus. "No Cyprus. I'm straight." "HE"S LYING CYPRUS DON"T BELIEVE HIM!" "Shut up Turkey." TRNC stood up and walked next to Turkey. "I agree with Turkey. You a homo." "I'm not gay!"

Just then China appeared out of the door. "BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE TIME WHERE I HEARD THOSE LOUD NOISES COMING FROM JAPAN'S HOUSE!?" "China what are you doing here?" "Just checking on Japan's lover." Greece face palmed at the words. "I'M NOT GAY! EGYPT!?" Egypt just looked up at him and merely said "Homo."

"Alright Turkey! I'm ticked off of this whole thing so take what you said back!" "Why would I?" "Because if you don't I'll hurt you." "Oh! Then let's fight if that's how you want to go!" Greece silently accepted as he pulled out a sword from the table. Turkey did the same.

The battle of battles.

The duel of duels.

Nothing could have stopped this moment of tension and they both charged towards each other.

Bang.

Everyone looked in awe as the two bickering countries fell down. Cyprus, TRNC, and China were so shocked at the whole thing they didn't notice the smiling Egypt holding a gun.

A/N: huehuehuhue. Literal quote is literal. And Egypt is boss you know that: D Read and Review!