AN: Hey guys, it's mishmodia, here! In the cyber-flesh! Collab-ing with 'Guess What I'm Not a Robot' on this new story!

Petra belongs to me, and Aki belongs to 'Guess What I'm Not a Robot'. Happy reading!

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Petra knew this was a bad idea. A terribly bad idea. Her boss showing up to Ouran, being recognized as a boy, and now people were suspecting they were dating? It was too much to handle!

"This is too much to handle!" She said frantically to her boss on Aki's second day of school, at lunch, behind a tree so nobody would hear their discussion.

"What's too much to handle?" Aki put a hand on her hip. Petra looked around for precautionary reasons.

"People are gonna' recognize you! You have to be careful!" Aki retorted with a playful wave.

"Chill out! Nobody's gonna' find me out." She said, hushing a little bit, as the two heard steps coming toward them. Petra put a hand over Aki's mouth as she turned, smiling at Tamaki Suoh and Kyoya Ootori.

"Oh! Hello!" She giggled nervously, Aki pushing her hand away. "W-What brings you two here?" She asked, trying to sound smooth, leaning against her hand on the tree next to them. She tripped out, Aki almost bursting out laughing.

"U-Uh, I was coming to introduce Kyoya to the new student. Kyoya, this is Mr. Aki Hayashi!" He grinned.

Aki looked to Petra, putting a finger in her mouth, pretending to throw up, but held out a hand when she was introduced.

"That's my name!" She said casually, earning a hand shake from Kyoya.

"I see you'll be transferring into our class." He said, making conversation. Aki nodded.

"Yup. 2A. My class." Aki affirmed, Petra cutting in.

"Listen, we'd love to talk, but I have to show Aki around." She smiled, grabbing Aki's wrist. Tamaki nodded.

"Allow us to accompany you." He smiled, looking down at her. She giggled and agreed, and the four walked through the halls in silence.

"So, this is the cafeteria..." Petra droned on, causing Aki to sigh.

"This school is huge." She said, looking over the railing to the cafeteria on the first floor, almost a hundred students chatting willy-nilly.

"Good schools come with quite a price, though..." Kyoya said, studying the students standing with him. "It's hard to find a seat inside, so most students go outside, or eat in their class." He continued, moving his glasses up from the bridge of his nose.

"That's true, but in the end, it's all worth it! Considering we have multiple abandoned rooms, being used for clubs." He looked to Aki, and then Petra. "Speaking of clubs, Princess, were you planning on coming to the host club after school?" He asked, causing Petra to flush.

Aki scoffed. "Princess? Sorry, man, that's lame."

"It let's girls know that they're all princesses in their own way." Tamaki defended, causing Aki to let out a chuckle.

"No need to defend it. It's still lame. Right Petra?" Petra looked scared.

"Ah-uh... I mean, I don't..." She stuttered.

"Well it's always good to have an open mind. Right, Princess?" Petra looked back to Tamaki.

"Um-I mean, yes, but, I-"

"So you agree with Tamaki?" Aki asked, and Petra became hysterical.

"I'm didn't mean to offend you, I just-" She was getting red in the face, and Aki playfully pushed her.

"I'm kidding." She laughed, putting a hand over her mouth as Petra crashed into Tamaki.

"Are you alright?" He asked, helping her straighten her posture, letting go of her arms. She was bright red, and gave a small nod.

"Yes. Fine." She was practically vermilion. Aki had to remember to bother her about it again. "Aki and I should go. But, we'll come after school." She said.

Tamaki smiled at her, then looked over to Aki. "So, Aki, you'll be joining us?" He asked, a bittersweet smile on his face.

"Um, ew?" Aki laughed, Petra nudged her side.

"Yep!" She said brightly. Tamaki made a strange look, and sighed. Petra questioned whether it was from exasperation or happiness.

"Well, we'll be glad to have you!" He said, and at that, Petra escorted Aki away.

"I'm not going, I hope you know that." Aki grimaced at the thought of seeing that blonde idiot at times when she didn't have to.

"Yes you are! I mean, please, Boss?"

"No..." She whined as we walked back to the classroom.

"But, I mean- You can... uh- I mean, you can see it-"

"It's that blonde idiot, isn't it?" She laughed, crossing her arms, teasing her embarrassed assistant.

"NO!" She protested, blushing a deep red.

"I think it is."

"Well it's not."

"Really?"

"Yep." Petra finished with a curt goodbye as they went to their seats, ready to take on the rest of the day.

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"Didn't we discuss this? I'm not going! What part of that could you not get?"

"Just ten minutes! TEN MINUTES, BOSS!" She cried as they exited the classrooms, finding it difficult to find the host club. Petra had never gone. Well, she'd gotten many offers from Tamaki, and used those times to start random conversations. Those became the highlights of her day. And going on a tour with him next to her made it even better.

"Fine." Aki huffed. "But I hope you know that I'm docking your pay by ten dollars if something happens." She said.

Petra laughed nervously. "You don't pay me." Aki sighed at this and looked her dead in the eye.

"Well, now I'm not going to start paying you." She sighed as they walked through the large hallways, becoming emptier by the second. "So, where is it?"

"I have no clue." Petra said, deep in thought, looking at the signs. "So, are you sure you want people to think you're a boy? Because if you change into the women's uniform, you can just inform the boys that it was a mistake."

"I'm sure, Petra. But enough about me, tell me about these boys in this, 'host club'." She demanded, sending Petra into a daze.

"Well, they apparently have 'types'. Tamaki would be the Prince, of course. Kyoya is the knowlegable one, of course. At least that's what Tamaki's told me. The others, I'm not sure about, I just know that the people in it are, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachin, twins, Then Haruhi Fujioka, a commoner who got a scholarship here, then there's Mitskuni Haninozuka, a boy who appears to be a young child, but is really a third year, and his right hand man, Takashi Morinozuka."

"Haninozuka and Morinozuka?"

"They're cousins." Petra clarified. She'd done much research in the days sitting alone at lunch.

"Interesting." She said as they finally reached a room marked 'music room 3'.

"This music room was said to be abandoned until Tamaki began gathering students to be part of the host club. I guess you could say he's the leader, and Kyoya's his second in command."

"Are you sure we have to do this?" Aki stamped her feet in protest.

"Don't be a child. We have to go, or it'd be rude not to, after we told him we would." Petra said, causing Aki to groan.

"Fine. Let's go in."

As Petra held the door open for Aki, the room exploded her senses, smelling of roses, expensive cologne, and fancy pastries, the room a pale pink, and white. It was beautiful. But that wasn't what caught the two girl's eyes.

What caught their eyes was the group of beautiful men.

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Okay guys! that's the end of chapter 2! Review, and tell us what you think, and any ideas you may have.

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Goodbye Lovelies~ :)