Rexford Schillers, MC's wealthiest playboy, spent all morning planning out how to get to Obama. he was like "ugh. i should have had my butler do this. one of them. wait, where are my butlers" and he frowned :/.

"i am so ready.. i will get obama, my little Obara." he whispered.

*ring ring* said his telephone. He actually had a phone installed for #Aesthetics. He threw a rock at it and yelled. he didnt even know his own reasoning for why he did it.

"uh" said his MeChip. rexford never named him. "what is it mechip" he said.

"you have a call... incoming... incoming call" MeChip said.
"ok put the person thru" he sighed.

「hello?!」 said the voice in japanese. but in english.

rexford's eyes darted from looking outside to looking at his MeChip. he was BOILING with fear. how did Finn Harami get his number.

"how did youg et my number" he YELLED. he was like "Unbelieveable" because it was, unbelievable.

「Black Magic gave it to me,,, he said i should hit u up sometiems to make sure the number didnt change. why don't you like me? is it because of... that one time. it wasn't even-」

"finn shut up holy shit" rexford cut him off. he was so mad. it was all finn's fault that he didnt have the Gravitas anymore bc he Fucked Up. although, rexford thought he was kinda cute when he was pouting so he just stopped. the sexual tension was high, even though finn was with Black Magic, a member of the Millennial Group. they had sex like every day and once they got caught by like, the diva. she used it as blackmail for a minute but then she was like "i was young and horny once too" so she was like "bye"

rexford heard that finn was good at giving blowjobs but he didnt want to see if it was true. wait did he. no wait he was into Barack Obama.

「Rexford-san. Why are you staring into space like that. Are you thinking of Obama again? I've met Obama, and he's not really gay... He's like, Straight.」 finn said. he was a nice person so when rexford was like zoning out, he just kinda sat there like "ok"

"shut up. im not having gay thoughts. i dont need a pleb like you to... wait what" he said. rexford was, as he said, "straight with an EXCEPTION for obama"
finn said 「dummy thats just being bisexual」 but rexford didnt think being bisexual was real. there was only straight and gay to him.

"why do you know obama when i dont" he said sadly. "I WANt to KNOW OBAMA too" he hissed.

「I met Obama-san that one time he visited Millennia City. You remember? That time he came here? To Millennia City? On his U.S. National Tour? :)」 finn was so annoying when he asked multiple questions. he was like "ya? yeah? ok" like a bird or something.

suddenly rexford had a flashback. to the U.S. National Tour.