Chapter 1
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Milky Way Galaxy
30 Million Light Years away
PX12-1576
Tri-Sun
Systems
Lantean Shipyards Ruins
"TESTING, TESTING ONE, TWO, THREE,"
General Jack O'Neill, Commander of Stargate Command is adjusting the volume level of a megaphone and then shouted furiously thru it on full volume at flagship tam, SG-1, Col. Carter, Dr. Jackson, Vala and Col. Mitchell and also Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay from SGA (In case you are wondering, Teal'c is not with them, he's on Chulak)
"WHERE IN THE UNIVERSE DID YOU SEND HIM TO!" the five bends like they were being blown by a strong wind, in this case, Gen. O'Neill voice at high volume.
He was shouting at them because they ACIDENTALLY (which is the regular norm for SG-1 in any circumstances) activated another one of the Ancients devices which the Lantean creator dub as the 'Super Long-range Ultimate Transport' but a certain marine took the first letter of each word and calls the machine, the S.L.U.T. The name would be said inappropriate if it wasn't for the decorum of several room that the building where the machine was housed on.
As it seems, the Ancients has an unusual solutions in the procreating problems as an arrays Mural and Statues and art works depicting men and women doing sexual things with multiple partners…most notably, one image of a woman (the same woman) and many different partners (multiple male/female partners) for it turns out the Lantean who created the machine is also moonlighting as Lantean's 'Sex Therapist'
One of those doctors resided here and she helps Lantean couples who wanted to have a child thru Natural means (get it on and do the Conga!)…and the building is mostly part…best be describe…to stimulate their desires thru por… 'Ahem!'
General O'Neill finds the room a little too disturbing for his taste, for it's a place is awfully similar to earth's 'Red Line District'. For whomever the Lantean person (Which is a woman) created the device and decorated the room has the weirdest idea (Yet very effective) of helping Lanteans procreating problems. However, it seems effective since SGC found alot of these places in discovered abandoned Lantean cities.
Upon discovery, General O'Neill had most of the building not involving the Stargate be restricted and the statues and murals covered up. (along with it's own database)
"Uhm, General, we do know which galaxy and it's in 'Eirene Galaxy' that's 30 million light years from here" Answered Carter nervous a bit as she gestured to the massive room with a Stargate hung above just fifty feet up in the air and below is a platform and above the Stargate are holographic images of galaxies across the universe. Carter explains its function
"The Ancients built a Wormhole Projector to send long range probes, machines and people thru other galaxies in order to explore and colonize, and from what we can gather; this particular Stargate is unidirectional and works in tandem with the inactive 'Super Gate' up in orbit"
"This place was built for Universe wide space exploration, send a probe out or an explorer and then bring them back the same way, and if they like that galaxy, they send an engineering corps to build a Super Gate to connect to that galaxy" Dr. Jackson finished
"Daniel I already know that!" Gen. O'Neill exclaimed "I read your report a month ago, that's why I sent SG-13(Ranma's Team) here to assist you as well as thinking that's it's going to be a quiet mission for once, instead you launch Ranma to GOD knows where!" he looks at them glaring mad
"We didn't send him anywhere, it just happens and we don't know why!" Daniel defended
"Well the IOA the Asgard, especially Nodoka, will not like this when they find out that he's not in our Galaxy!" He ranted
"We will find him General and we will bring him home" Carter answered assured
"Well you guys better" he said sternly 'I am not going to face No-Chan to say that her son is sent to God knows where in the universe' admittedly he thought with a shiver, for one of a few people Jack O'Neill is really afraid of, Nodoka Saotome is one of them (a.k.a. Nodoka Saotome O'Neill)
O'Neill shook the mental image off his head, at of a certain half sister of his who carries a Japanese Katana, O'Neill is committing seppuku and being beheaded by Nodoka after he finish slashing his own stomach.
'Nope! Not an option'
Jack O'Neill has not seen his half sister since she was five years old, ever since the Saotome Clan took her and Stepmother away from them. He and his Father thought that she left them until the truth came out around five years ago when SG1 was on an Earth mission.
Right around five years ago
Jack meets Nodoka purely by chance when Ranma help SG-1 'kick-butt' a few Underworld thugs selling stolen technologies reverse engineered from alien tech which they stole from Rogue NID agents, which they stole from the USAF.
The thugs or Yakuza tried to sell the tech to North Korean agents but was stop and there he saw how an extraordinary fighter Ranma was. Afterwards, Jack wanted to learn more about his sister and her son Ranma and there he discovered the kind of life Ranma has, in which it was insanely chaotic, and even with everything O'Neill has seen since the Stargate was open, Ranma life still surprise him.
After that, O'Neill meets Nodoka alot and also brought her and Ranma to the US to meet 'O'Neill' side of her family. When they were there, Nodoka quickly requested Jack to help her son Ranma to have a better life than he has now and agreed to take him. Nodoka returned home to Japan alone and announce her decision which everyone protested seconds later, especially Genma, but he was taken care of by Nodoka very fast.
Genma had no choice in the matter since he has the tip of Nodoka family sword aimed between his legs.
Taken away from the chaos of Nerima so suddenly, Ranma had the first peaceful years of learning more of the world and amazingly he was like a sponge as he absorbed knowledge at an accelerated rate. His thirst for learning was the result of the harsh training he has with Genma. Ranma ability to absorbed knowledge broadens his horizon, unlike Genma's strict control over his life. Ranma is no longer being seen by some as 'One Trick Pony' meaning that all he ever learns is Martial Arts and nothing more about the world.
Genma wanted it that way in order to control him, keep him illiterate to the world around him, to use him as a pawn and a mule for his school, making Ranma work for the school while Genma loaf around as well as squandering the vast fortune of the Clan Ranma is Heir to. Nodoka put a stop to that. Then two years later, when Genma tracks down Ranma and forcibly tried to take him, Jack had him arrested for kidnapping and a number of offenses he found out about him.
Jack warned him before if he tried to take Ranma by force, the warning was unheeded, so Genma was arrested, tried and convicted in a US Court. Genma would have ended up in a prison and doubt that he'd last a night inside, so, Instead of prison and becoming a bitch with to gay white supremacist man or some nasty muscled black dude as a boyfriend, Genma will spend the next 7 years as a Panda in a San Diego Zoo. His cursed form was lock to Panda mode and there he stays like one.
Despite his being a Panda for the next 7 years, he's rather relieve for the other options is not a good thing for him
Also, Nodoka divorce him and remove the Saotome name from his and the clan record.
With Genma out of the way, Ranma is free to pursuit other things than just Martial Arts but still kept himself in top shape with the art. Ranma spent a good year of his life on education while in America with his Uncle.
Then by accident he stumbled on the Stargate Program when Jack was abruptly been teleported to an O'Neill class Asgard Mothership by Thor and under attack by Replicators. This was the second time when the Replicators infected his command ship; the first one was destroyed years ago.
With Ranma's help, they fight off the Replicators, he injured himself in the battle but his help keeps them from controlling the ship fully.
Thor who is badly injured is in a worst shape and was dying from blood loss and internal injuries, and it was here that Ranma save him by infusing his life energy into Thor.
Not knowing if his attempt is successful, Ranma added his own blood to Thor's body and using it as a medium for a 'Ki' energy infusion he healed Thor body. Thor life was saved, and the Replicators were defeated as more Asgard and SG ships stop the Replicators.
Several days later in the Asgard Homeworld, Thor is being check out thoroughly and there the Asgard discovered what be best described as a miracle, for his body is not only healed completely, but also capable of reproducing.
The Asgard race is technically a clone race of people, for when their bodies die, their consciousness is transferred to a new one, however there are drawbacks to having clone bodies that has been their means of survival.
Long ago, the Asgard as a race lengthen their lifespan to near immortality but a mistake was made, resulting to a total sterility of their of the species and is now desperately trying to find a way to solve this problem. The Asgard knows that as race being highly advanced and yet has no ability to reproduce in any form is a dead race.
That is until now
From what could be understood, Ranma Ki infusion regenerated Thor's clone body and with his blood mix with Thor's, Ranma DNA has woven itself to Thor's DNA and what once a race of beings unable to have children is now capable of having children. There are Gaps in the Asgard genome, gaps that made them sterile is now filled, giving Thor clone body the ability to reproduce.
(And some special abilities they haven't discovered yet)
To finally have children was a prayer answered for a dying race.
Ranma rescue of Thor was an enormous impact throughout the Milky Way Galaxy and the Universe, as a grateful Asgard people gifted Earth specifically Stargate Command with advance technology that improved the development of Earth and with such generosity, the two races made close ties with each other thru a full fledge alliance.
With Thor's restored body carefully examined, the first of new clone bodies with the ability to have children are produced. The once 'soon to be extinct race' is crawling up to 'on the brink of extinction' but intend to go up to 'endangered species' level.
They carefully climb out of the hole they dug themselves in, not rushing things and it will be a while for them to get out of the list of 'Endangered Species' in the Universe.
Two Months after the incident, Ranma joined the USAF after finishing College and with General O'Neill recommendation, he got in easily.
After finishing his training, Ranma was then assigned to Stargate Command with Gen. O'Neill help but that is to keep Ranma away from greedy hands as his importance to Stargate Command and the Asgard is well known.
General O'Neill placed Ranma on SG-13 and went on missions referred to as 'Milk Run' quiet missions with little risk. But then, this is Ranma Saotome…Chaos have followed him across the stars.
A year after he joins Stargate Command, SG-13 encounters a number of hostile aliens from Systems Lord wannabe to the Lucian Alliance, Aschens, the twelve Colonies of Kobol and others. They all had the displeasure of crossing his path and barely surviving an encounter.
Ranma also had to deal with number of TRUST or rogue NID agents or their bosses which resulted in a number of their properties obliterated and them ended up in body cast after Ranma pounded them to the point of paralysis and comatose.
For Gen. O'Neill, he had no idea that Ranma can do this much chaos than he himself and SG-1 have done in ten years and wonders if it was a good idea to have him in Stargate Command in the first place.
The latest mission he assigned Ranma on is the exploration of an abandoned Lantean city shipyard and it was suppose to be a quiet mission to catalogue and possibly salvage the Shipyard for SGC use.
Seven days later, Gen. O'Neill got a coded message that Ranma got accidentally sent somewhere in the Universe
A Couple of hours later (After O'Neill cooled off somewhere…seeing the sights 'OUTSIDE THE BUILDING!')
Going thru the Lantean computers, Col. Carter with the help of Dr. Rodney McKay from SGC Atlantis, they went thru the data and found out where Ranma was sent.
The only problem was how to get him back, which they can't
"What do you mean we can't bring him back?" Gen. O'Neill complained and Rodney answered him
"Sir, we can't because there are a few things that is a problem in getting him back" he explained
"First, Ranma doesn't possess a Lantean locator beacon, second, this was activated with the last ZPM is down to 10 percent, and is now completely drained and according to the data, it will take a year to recharge one ZPM"
"Recharge a ZPM?" O'Neill raised a brow at the bit of news and Rodney nodded with enthusiasm to the General
"Yes, yes the whole system is a manufacturing and recharging station, WE FOUND THE MOTHERLODE OF ZPM!" he cries cheerfully
"The shipyard is not just a ship building center but also a ZPM recharging station" Carter explained calmly and showed a holo image of an arrays of Lantean satellite network that collects super charge plasma from the tri-sun and sent it down to a plant that uses the charge plasma for the necessary power to create or recharge ZPM
"There are only two operational satellite collectors available which is why it will take a year to recharge just one ZPM fully charge is equivalent to ten thousand years of regular use"
"If this is possible, then why haven't we started recharging a ZPM that we can use?" O'Neill ask
"Well, Sir we-we just found out about it General and we are starting to recharge one module" Rodney replied "And if we can repair a few of the satellites the charge up time will be much shorter, however,"
"However?" O'Neill doesn't like the sound of that
"Well," Rodney was a bit hesitant in answering as he scratches the back of his neck
"Meredith Rodney McKay, please tell me" O'Neill ask softly using McKay first name which it very much annoys him being called by his full name.
"Well, we know which galaxy he's on, but we just don't know which planet he's on, and that's the third problem, Sir," it took around five seconds for the General to digest
"What?"
"The…Data…on which planet he was sent to…is scrambled beyond recovery….we don't know where he is on that galaxy"
O'Neill is slowly processing what was just said to him and slowly he shook his head and gave a heavy sigh (for there was no point in biting Rodney head off for he'd probably grow another one back on) as he looks up at holo image of another galaxy an almost mirror image of their galaxy named by astronomers as the 'Eirene Galaxy' name after the Greek Goddess of Peace and somewhere over there is the Avatar of Chaos, Ranma Saotome.
To Be Continued
