Chapter 2: On Earth
This is where the movie starts.
Two meteors head for Earth. One contained the Leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, and his medical officer, Ratchet.
Ratchet: Are we there yet?
Optimus Prime: Very soon, Ratchet.
Ratchet: How soon?
Optimus Prime: As much as the time to make coffee.
Ratchet: That soon?!
Optimus Prime: What'd you expect? It's the miracles of spacebridges. Anyway, we should start landing now. Activate landing gear Ratchet.
Ratchet: um… Optimus?
Optimus Prime: Yes?
Ratchet: Remember back at Cybertron when I told you this thing has malfunctions?
Optimus Prime: Yes?
Ratchet: The fact this thing has no landing gear is one of them.
Optimus Prime: Then activate the shields and defenses.
Ratchet: What for?
Optimus Prime: Prepare for crash landing.
Ratchet: Oh boy…
Meanwhile, on the other meteor, is the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron, and that one who tries to steal leadership from him.
Starscream: I have a name, you know!
Sorry about that.
Megatron: Activate landing gear!
Landing gear activates, but is smashed off by huge trees.
Megatron: On second though, prepare for crash landing.
Starscream jumps out of meteor, transforms into jet mode, and flies off.
Megatron: Sissy…
The meteor then smashes through a hill.
Megatron: …but smart.
The meteor is shown heading toward a town (3 guesses to who's town it is)
Megatron: I wonder how Optimus is doing…
On the other meteor, Optimus Prime and Ratchet aren't faring any better…
Ratchet: I think we should fasten our seat belts…
Optimus Prime: Come on, the landing can't be that bad…
The meteor then smashes through a sign. Meanwhile, a brown beaver wearing a carpenter belt and a hard hat (for some reason, his arms are cut off) had built a house (well done for handless beaver).
Handy: I have a name too, you know!
Critics!
Handy: Well, it was hard to do, but I final did it!
At that moment, the meteor carrying the Autobots smashes it.
Handy: Hey!
The wooden planks then impale Handy and give him a slow, painful death.
Handy: I hate you.
Who doesn't?
Anyway, the meteor finally crash-lands on clear ground, but not before it smashes several buildings and kills several Tree Friends. Optimus Prime is flung out mid-crash. Ratchet climbs out of the wreckage and runs over to Prime.
Ratchet: Now we see why we should always wear seatbelts.
Optimus Prime: Instead of making smart remarks, help me up and to a medical station.
Sniffles: You mean the hospital?
Ratchet: Yeah, do you know where that is, midget-sized tiny-ears elephant?
Sniffles: I'm not an elephant! And I have a name, you know!
I've really got to stop doing this gag in this chapter.
Sniffles: Who said that?
Me
Sniffles: Oh
Ratchet: Where's the hospital, anyway?
Sniffles: Over there.
Ratchet: Thanks for the help, elephant!
Sniffles: My name is Snif-
Sniffles is cut off as Ratchet crushed him to death with his foot as he runs to the Hospital. Ratchet takes no notice. Back with Megatron…
Megatron: I knew I should have installed a seat belt in here…
Meanwhile, Pop flirts (50's style) with Mom while Cub plays with Chick. Disco Bear is nearby flirting (70's style) with Sweetie (and failing).
DB (Disco Bear): Feel my charm, chicky-boo, chicky-boo-boo-boo.
Sweetie: Are you obnoxious, or just plain stupid?
DB: That's for me to know and for you to find out…
Garfield walks by.
Garfield: Today, he's both, more of the latter then the former though.
DB: Hey!
Suddenly, Megatron's meteor appears and smashes Pop's face off. He wails in pain. Mom, without a first aid kit and no medical knowledge, does the only thing she knows to ease Pop's pain…put him out of his misery. She takes out a gun and shoots through Pop's head, killing him. Sweetie points to the meteor and screams, but DB takes no notice.
DB: Wait here, sweet stuff. I've got something for you…
As DB's back is turned, the meteor smashes and crushes Sweetie. Megatron comes out, battered and damaged. DB turns around with a ring, then looks up at Megatron and freaks out.
DB: That's the ugliest thing I ever saw!
Megatron: WHO ARE YOU CALING UGLY, LUNKHEAD!?
Megatron blasts DB with his Cannon, reducing DB to a smoldering crisp. Mom picks up Chick and Cub, worried.
Mom: What happened to you?!
Megatron: I'll explain, but first get me to a hospital…
With that, Megatron falls down, leaving Mom to carry him to the hospital…
Author's notes: What do you think? READ AND REVIEW, FOLKS!
