Bella P.O.V
Forks had no, in Emmet's words, "Flipping AWESOME electronic gadget places". So instead, we opted for heading towards Port Angeles to one of Emmett's favorite electronic stores. I was still fuming and excessively worried the whole way to Port Angeles. Emmett's driving had me constantly on the edge of my seat. Emmett also excessively tried to apologize to me for killing Charlie's t.v., and then decided that maybe I just needed some cheering up. No matter how much I tried to ignore him, how much I tried to pretend that he wasn't here and that the t.v. back at Charlie's was in perfect condition, he would NOT stop trying to so-called "cheer me up"! At first, he sang. He sang and sang and sang, then sang some more.
"Touch my bodeeeeeeeey
Put me on the floor!!
Wrestle me around-
Play with me some MORE!!
Touch my bod-ay
Throw me on 'da bed!
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did!
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist-"
"EMMETT CULLEN! ENOUGH! NOT ANOTHER WORD! NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR BODY!!"
"Hey now, that's not what Rosie said last night! She said that in fact-"
Knowing where this was going, I had to stop him immediately before he unfolded his love life to me in front of my very eyes. "STOP! OKAY! NO MORE!" The though of what he was about to tell me about made me almost lose my breakfast!
"But, really, I-"
"Emmett, NO MORE TALKING. NO MORE." I was beyond frustration. Everything came crashing down on me at once, and those angry tears that I hated so much began to run down my cheeks ever so slowly. All was quiet, except for my random and quiet sniffles.
"Okay, fine. HEY BELLA, YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE? Have you heard about that new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!" His booming laughter in response to his pathetic joke made the windows rattle. When I didn't respond, and accidentally sniffled again, he reached for the glove box.
"Bella? I have some Kleenex if you need to blow your- wait, uhh...erm, are you crying?" His expression was one of surprise.
"No!" I muffled. Dang it! I thought he hadn't noticed.
"Bella, don't be silly. Don't cry! Was my singing THAT bad? And the joke, c'mon, it was HIL-ARRRRRRRIOUS!!" He looked genuinely worried yet slightly silly at the same time. I couldn't help but laugh at his remark.
"No, Emmett, it wasn't your singing. I'm sure you'd give Mariah a run for her money. And the joke, Arrrrrrrrren't you so funny..." I really wished I could stop crying. My voice cracked during my pathetic attempt to sound okay. Tears were leaking very slowly, but they were leaking none the less. I couldn't stop myself.
"Well...then...I'm no guru when it comes to women, I mean, sure, I can make Rosie practically scream when-"
"EMMETT..." I said quickly yet threateningly. I did not want to hear about his and Rosalie's private life.
"Sheesh! Relax! Okay. Simple question- why are you crying? Please don't tell Edward if I made you cry- He will KILL me!"
I sighed. "No...it's just that everything that has happened today just came crashing down on me as I thought about it. I mean, I wake up to find Edward missing. There has been some strange family emergency, he had to leave, our plans for today are ruined. Then Charlie's beloved t.v. is broken by my large bear-like vampire brother-in-law- to be. I guess I'm just a little worried and stressed." It felt good, but strange, to talk about my worries. Good because talking usually helped me to de-stress. Weird, because I was revealing my feelings to Emmett of all people...
"Hmm. Yeah, well, if it makes you feel any better, I have no idea why your dear little Eddie left either. I haven't gotten any calls, though. So I'm sure they are all fine and dandy! Maybe Edward just had to relieve some of his built up tension pertaining to-"
"Yeah, you can stop your conversation right there. Thanks." Seriously, when was our relationship of any importance to him? It was none of his business. But I did appreciate his concern.I had stopped crying by now, when I noticed a large and busy looking blue, white, and yellow building up ahead.
"Fine, okay. I'll stop. And by the way, we have arrived! BEHOLD, ISABELLA SWAN, THIS...IS...BEST BUY!!" He pridefully roared out his dramatic introduction.
If only I knew what kind of tortures I was about to endure, I would have stayed in the car instead of eagerly getting out of it!
Okay! So, that was chapter 2. I know things are going a little slowly so far...but the next chapter should be better! Thanks for the reviews you all gave me..my first reviews! yay!
