Kristen: This is Alexis's Chapter. Hope you enjoy!
"Kristen," said Alexis "I'm hungry. I wish I had some of those cheese curls that you had at your house."
"Lalalalalalalalalalala" Kristen said, trying to ignore Alexis. She was a bit hungry too.
"What do you think happened?" asked Alexis.
"I don't know." replied Kristen.
Just then Kristen turned her head and saw a ship about to run them over. Both girls screamed and tried frantically to swim away. How did that ship get here all of a sudden? They had just looked around and saw nothing for miles on end.
"Watch it buddy!" cried Alexis as she threw one of her fuzzy slippers onto the deck of the ship.
Kristen called out to her best friend Alexis, "Follow me!"
They both grabbed onto a rope that was hanging off the side of the ship. They held on tight as the rope was lifted up over the deck and onto the ship. The girls tried not to be seen, though unfortunately one crewmember saw them.
"Look what we caught!" said a man that reminded the girls a lot of Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean.
As the girls looked at each other in disbelief, Kristen saw a big hat emerge from the crowd. It was Captain Barbossa.
"Oh my gosh!" gasped Kristen, "You're Captain Barbossa!"
"Aye, that be me. But who might you two be?" asked Barbossa curiously.
Kristen was speechless. Alexis stepped forward with her mouth touching the ground. After the initial shock of meeting a real pirate wore off, Alexis introduced herself.
"I'm Alexis, and the one by my side is Kristen." Replied Alexis with a roll of her eyes directed a Kristen.
"Why are you on my ship?" Questioned Barbossa.
"Well," replied Kristen, "It's actually Jack's ship."
"Shut up!" Alexis quietly interrupted. She did not want to upset Barbossa.
Barbossa then noticed that Kristen was wearing pirate pajamas with the face of Jack on the front.
"So are ye a fan of Jack Sparrow?" questioned Barbossa as he eyed the shirt Kristen had on. This was a first.
"Yes! Do you have a problem with that?" Kristen said sarcastically replied.
Alexis's mouth dropped to the ground again and she turned to Kristen and said, " Shut up before we get blown to bits!"
"Well, we don't blow anyone to bits, we feed them to the sharks." replied Barbossa as he laughed.
Kristen gulped, that was possible. But somehow she couldn't believe her second favorite character in Pirates of the Caribbean would do that.
Alexis sighed at Kristen, and then turned her attention to Barbossa. "So do you mind me asking what we're doing here?"
Barbossa thought these girls were crazy. How should he know why they were here? He then turned and walked to the helm and gave the crew a nod of approval.
The crew gathered the girls together and tied them back-to-back.
"Nice one Kristen." said Alexis trying to kick her friend from where she was tied.
"What did I do wrong? No Jack-y for me." replied Kristen with a sigh.
"Oh yeah that's real nice. We are tied together on a ship and no one knows where we are and you can only worry about Jack?" exclaimed Alexis, ignoring the part about how Kristen actually didn't do anything wrong this time.
"Yes." said Kristen.
Alexis kicked her for the second time.
"OW" whined Kristen.
"Good I'm glad that hurt." replied Alexis.
"You stink!" said Kristen.
After thinking silently of a plan, the girls stood up and tried to walk when no one was looking. They stumbled up the stairs still both tied together. They wanted to speak with Captain Barbosssa. Being in the Pirate of the Caribbean was no fun when you were tied together below deck.
"Barbossa you are awesome! When you don't try to kidnap a fan that is…" said Kristen, though she mumbled the last part.
Alexis rolled her eyes.
"I love that hat!" said Kristen trying to touch the big hat that was on his head.
"Yeah," said Alexis "that is a cool hat."
They were trying to smooth talk some information from Barbossa. Or at least be free from their bounds.
"Anyway, do you know where Jack is?" asked Kristen, obviously deviating from the plan.
"And Will?" Alexis added, if Kristen wasn't sticking to the plan, why should she have to?
Barbossa then looked up and said, "Well, as for Jack he's stuck somewhere without the Pearl. Will Turner, well he's probably right beneath you. You can find Elizabeth Turner on Port Royal, though."
"Oh, never mind." said Alexis. He sure wasn't much help.
"No Jack-y" said Kristen with a sigh.
Alexis then remembered something. "Hey, Kristen, remember at Worlds End the ending showed Jack and Gibbs on the dock of Tortoga?"
"We better hurry!" said Kristen.
They both were about to jump into the open ocean, but realized that they were still tied together and they wouldn't get very far.
Alexis turned to Captain Barbossa, "Um, could you please untie us?"
To the amazement of both girls, Barbossa took out his sword and with a big swing their ropes fell to the ground. He'd do about anything to get rid of these quacks. Kristen was overcome with joy and began dancing on the deck. Alexis turned to Barbossa, as she knew that Kristen would be busy dancing for a while.
"Alright Barbossa, lets talk business. I demand you give us transport to Tortuga!" Alexis said with a smile.
"Ah, but what good with that do me?' asked Barbossa.
"You could have my last fuzzy slipper." Alexis said, handing it to Barbossa.
Barbossa looked down at the extremely soggy slipper,not knowing what it was or if he had any use for it. As he was trying to make a decision, Jack the Monkey came down and grabbed it.
"Alright, the trade is good." said Barbossa with an evil smile on his face.
Kristen stopped dancing long enough to yell out, "You Rock!"
Barbossa rolled his eyes and pushed the girls off the Pearl. This time they both landed in the ocean with a gigantic belly flop.
"OW. Belly flop. That hurt." cried Kristen as she surfaced.
They both started to swim to the little rowboat that was thrown overboard for them.
"Hey! You promised us transport to Tortuga!" yelled Alexis.
Barbossa looked over the ship to the two girls now sitting in the rowboat.
"Well that is transport, starting rowing." He said with a snicker.
"Can we at least have a map and a compass?" yelled Kristen.
Before her words were out of her mouth both items were thrown overboard and safely landed in the rowboat. They both laughed.
"Off to Tortuga!" Kristen said with a smile.
"You heard Barbossa, start paddling!" Alexis said as she threw a paddle at her best friend.
"OW!" said Kristen with a frown.
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