Well, this story got more reviews/favorites/story alerts than I expected. So thanks! Now just to be clear, Lin wasn't trolling. She's serious. His name is Wang Fire. Why? You'll find out in this chapter!
Disclaimer: Look at Bryke, Now back to me, now back to Bryke. Sadly I am not Bryke. But if I was a total douche bag and kept trolling the fandom I could be like Bryke. Look down; back up, where are you? You're on Air Temple Island with the girl Bryke could be like, what's in your hand? I have it, its two tickets to that pro bending match you, look down, back up, the tickets are now Yuons. Anything is possible when you're not a total troll like Bryke! I'm on a Korra.
Note, There is a conversation between Lin and Tenzin during this chapter that will probably the most radom thing you've ever read.
Back when they were a couple Lin and Tenzin would often discuss what they would name their future children, although Lin didn't really want any kids, it was still fun to do. Tenzin said that if they were too have a son, he'd want him to be named either after his father or his brother, and if they were to have a daughter he would want her to be named after his mother, Katara, Lin said she would want her to be named Toph, Tenzin had no problem with that, it was what she wanted to name their son, that was the real problem.
"Wang Fire? You can't be serious!" Tenzin yelled and threw his arms in the air.
"I'm completely serious!"
"What kind of name is Wang Fire!"
"May I remind you, Wang Fire was your grandfather!"
"No he wasn't! Wang Fire was an alias uncle Sokka used!"
"An alias pretending to be your fathers father. So ha. I win"
"You… You do not win! What's next, do you want to name our second son Bonzu Pippinpaddle-Oppsokopolis?"
"…Can we?" She actually looked serious.
"No!"
"Oh and what do you want to name our son?"
"Well… I don't know, something like… Qui"
"…What"
"Qui!"
"What kind of name is Qui!"
"You're the one who wants to name our son Wang Fire!"
"Wang Fire is a way better name than Qui! How do you even spell that?"
"Q-u-i!"
"Q? Q is a stupid letter"
"Q is not a stupid-"
"It's just an O with a boner!"
"It not an- Where do you even come up with this!"
"Even Bonzu Pippinpaddle-Oppsokopolis is a better name than Qui!"
"It is not!"
"I refuse to name my son Qui"
"I refuse to name mine Wang Fire"
"Then we'll compromise. Qui Fire"
"Absolutely not"
"Wang Qui?"
"No!"
"Qui Fire Pippinpaddle-Oppsokopolis!"
"Never"
"Where did you even come up with that name?"
"He's the main character of a book I'm reading"
"You read too much"
"…Least I can read" Lin's mouth dropped open.
"That was low. Who's supposed to teach me to read? My blind mother?"
"I could teach you!"
"Reading is stupid. You're stupid"
"We're getting off track here. Back to Qui-"
"Wang Fire"
"Qui!"
"Wang Fire!" All of a sudden Sokka and Katara came walking out of Tenzin's house.
"What's going on here?" He asked.
"I want to name our son Wang Fire and he wants to name him Qui!"
"What kind of name is Qui?" Katara asked.
"I completely agree on Wang Fire. Best name ever" Sokka said.
"But wait… are you pregnant?" Katara said happily.
"What? Ew, of course not. What gave you that idea?"
"Who's pregnant?" Aang asked as he and Toph came outside.
"No one is pregnant!" Tenzin yelled.
"What makes you people think someone is pregnant?" Lin said. "Weirdos" She muttered.
"I heard that!" Toph yelled.
Tenzin couldn't help but chuckle at the memory. He still couldn't believe she actually went and named him Wang Fire. After he married Pema he realized what a stupid name Qui was, but still, Wang Fire? No. Just no. But he couldn't shake the feeling that he forgot something…
"Daddy!" Jinora ran up to him "Did you get my book?" Ah, that's what he forgot.
"Oh… I um, forgot" She wasn't as angry as he expected.
"That's okay daddy. I'll go get it myself" Great. Another thing he had to worry about, his daughter dating at such a young age.
"Hey there Mr. Heartbreaker" Korra had gotten accustomed to calling him that, mainly because it irritated him.
"Hello Korra"
"Are you okay? You seem more dull and boring than usual"
"Well, maybe it's the face that there are three children and four teenagers who act like children all the time living in my house?"
"Oh come on, we're great, you love us!" Tenzin sighed and rubbed his head.
"Korra… Can I tell you something… personal?"
"I think I know where this is going Tenzin"
"You do?"
"Yes, and don't worry. It's completely normal for a man of your age!"
"What are you talking about!"
"…What are you talking about?"
"Certainly not that!"
"Oh… Well… I'm gonna go find Bolin. He's more fun than you. Bye-bye Mr. Heartbreaker!" Why, of all people, did he think Korra could help him with this. How that girl could be the reincarnation of his father he would never know. Tenzin sighed and started walking to the Meditation Pavilion. He knew exactly who he had to speak to.
"Hello Father" Tenzin said as he sat down in front of his father's grave.
"I assume you're well? How are uncle Sokka, aunt Toph and aunt Mai? So, I have a bit of a dilemma father. Of course, you probably already know about this. Lin doesn't want me to meet him… She won't let me meet my son. I don't understand why she didn't tell me. I don't understand why mother didn't tell me either" Tenzin spoke, unaware that someone was watching him. "What would father say if he were here? ...Probably something stupid like 'go penguin sledding' Well, I could really use your help father. So if you ever want to just, pop in through Korra's body, please. Be my guest"
"Tenzin! Dinner's ready!"Asami yelled from the dining room.
Dinner was always a mess, his children and Korra always yelled and never listened, sometimes they even threw food at each other, with Bolin, Mako and Asami joining them, it was no different.
"So then the princess burned down his village and jumped into a volcano! It was so romantic!" Jinora sighed.
"Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountains! Secret secret secret cecret tunnel!" Bolin sang.
"And then she said- And then I said, and he was all like 'no way!" Ikki was telling Pema. Meelo fell asleep and was drooling all over his dinner.
"Tenzin, you're awfully quiet, something wrong?" Mako asked.
"He's having old man problems!" Korra whispered loudly.
"I am not having old man problems!" All of a sudden Pema stood up and left.
"What's with her?" Asami asked Korra who shrugged. Tenzin huffed angrily and followed his wife out the door.
"What's with him!" Asami asked again.
Alright. Now you know why his name's Wang Fire. Next chapter will have him in it. Review and what not :D
