Final Fantasy: Mayhem
CHAPTER 2.
CLOUD: Oh oh, big grezzys with weapons the size of big ben at 12 o clock.
TIFA: What, monsters?
CLOUD: Yeah! But don't worry, were safe in here!
RED: I disagree, on are recent adventure the abnormalys were capable of removing our personals from this transportation...
CLOUD: What are you dribblering on about?
TIFA: The monsters can get us in here! Don't you remember Cloud?
CLOUD: Oh yeah. I was thinking of Final Fantasy 8!
The buggy door was forced open and the monsters arms grabbed our hero's.
CLOUD: Shit! Isn't my day.
The monsters dragged Cloud and his buddies out of the buggy, beat the crap out of them, stole their wallets and went to the buggy and drove it away.
The gang had to walk the rest of the way to Rocket town. When they arrived they saw the launch pad for the now gone rocket was transformed into a runway for the highwind.
TIFA: Wow, the Highwind.
CLOUD: Yeah, sorry about that. It was that curry I had yesterday.
TIFA:Errrm..right.
They walked into the highwind and found Cid working on the mechanics.
CLOUD: Yo Cid man!
Cid raised his head witch hitted a pipe that was above him.
CID: OWIE!
He turned and saw Cloud.
CID: YOU! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
CLOUD: Cid! Mind your langrage!
TIFA: Yeah, the kiddies wont be able to read this now!
CID: What do you want then?
CLOUD: Take highwind to crater and kill sepy again.
CID: He's back? Will he ever die?
TIFA: So will you fly us there?
CID: Okay, need a good excuse to bunk off doing shira's washing.
CLOUD: Hurruh! Lets get this bird of the ground.
CID: Right you are, ole skip, be up in a jiffy!
TIFA: What's with the crap British accent Cid.
Cid runs to the bridge of the highwind and to the controls.
CID: Tally ho!
He brings his goggles down on his eyes and starts the engine up. The highwind took flight speeding away into the sky. Shira came running out of Cid's house.
SHIRA: CID COME BACK HERE! COME BACK AND.....ugh he can't hear me. I'm an idiot.
As the highwind soured across the heavens at increaderball speed everyone inside was being tossed to and through. Cloud hitted a wall, Tifa grabbed for the railings to stay up, Red was flying all over the place and Aeris fell on her but.
TIFA: Cid! Stop tossing us about!
Cid gets all defensive.
CID: I am bloody well not! How dear you....oh you mean toss as in that....
CLOUD: Can you fly this thing Cid?
RED: If I recall correctly, Cid only polited this craft once but then he needed assiance from his fellow assiants.
CLOUD: I nearly understood that!
CID: Ugh, it's true, dash it all! I can't fly this thing for toffee!
TIFA: Oh.... shit.
CLOUD: Crap.
CID: Bolocks!
The highwind crashed.
Meanwhile at Balamb garden....
Squall and his chums were still playing cards.
SQUALL: So boring when there's no work to do.
ZELL: Yeah.
Then the Pokemon characters came in.
SQUALL: HEY! Didn't you read the sign! Final fantasy characters only!
ASH: Then what is Solid Snake doing here?
Solid snake peers from behind his cards.
ZELL: He's got cash.
ASH: Okay, but there wasn't a sign!
Squall writes Final fantasy characters only on a piece of paper and looks for a place to stick it.
SQUALL: Erm....
He sticks it on Zell's face.
SQUALL: There! Now go away!
ASH: Make us.
Squall sets the Pokemon characters on fire by using magic. They run off screaming, leaving Pikachu.
PIKACHU: Pika pika!
Solid snake gets out a weapon.
SOLID SNAKE: Die little rodent! DIE!
SQUALL: Snake. I know you like shooting animals but if you shoot that thing you can forget our little agreement.
SOLID SNAKE: Grrr..fine.
Yuffie runs into the room.
YUFFIE: HEAD MASTER CID IS COMING!
SQUALL: Quick! He can't know we were laying strip poker!
Squall and Yuffie clear away the cards. Solid snake hid in a box in a corner of the room and Yuffie put a lamp head over Vivi and put him on a desk.
SQUALL: Ugh! Almost forgot Pikachu!
Squall couldn't find any were to hide Pikachu so stuffed him into this pants. They sat at their desk as head master Cid came in.
H.CID: Hello Seeds, as you all know, Garden is knowned for sending stupidly young teens of to war as mercenaries to whatever force seems most questionable and inefficient, and now is no different.
Head Master Cid does that gay thing where he puts his hands behind his back and looks at every one.
H.CID: Zell? What's that on your face?
ZELL: Ack!
Zell takes the sign Squall wrote off his face. Head Master Cid shrugged. Suddenly that military music that always plays when there's a briefing is played.
SQUALL: Where's that music coming from?
Head Master Cid went to the lamp that really is Vivi disguised. He pulled Vivi's arm thinking it was the switch and Vivi's eyes glowed through the head lamp very brightly.
H.CID: That's better. Now. A gang has requested three Seeds, and I've decided you three are the most suitable cadets.
He looks at every one in that gay way again.
H.CID: You are to meet there leader at the old Coral Village near the gold saucer and...
PIKACHU: Pikachu!
H.CID: What was that?
Squall fells Pikachu moving about his pants.
SQUALL: Down boy! Down!
H.CID: Squall, you really need to harness your manly hood there!
Squall blushes. Yuffie and Zell laughed. Suddenly sparks of electricity started shooting out of Squall's pants.
H.CID: That's ugh...very active down stairs you have Squall.
Suddenly Squall's pants exploded! Head Master Cid removed a piece of Squall's underwear from his hair.
H.CID: Interesting.
Suddenly Vivi decided to run at this moment. But Head Master Cid saw him go.
H.CID: Also interesting
Vivi still disguised as a lamp ran out of the room and down the hall.
H.CID: I think Ill get out of here before something else happens!
Head Master Cid ran out of the room.
YUFFIE: You all right Squall?
SQUALL: (High pitched voice) Ill be fine!
ZELL: Lets take him to the infirmary.
The three Seeds leave. Leaving a certain cardboard box.
SOLID SNAKE: Is the coast clear?
The Garden janitor comes in.
SOLID SNAKE: Crap.
The janitor looks at the box.
JANITOR: Quitis's dorm huh?
Quistis came to her dorm and saw the cardboard box.
QUISTIS: MY PARCEL HAS ARRIVED!
She opens it.
QUISTIS: YES! JUST WHAT I ORDERED FOR! A BIG BEARDED MAN!
CHAPTER 2.
CLOUD: Oh oh, big grezzys with weapons the size of big ben at 12 o clock.
TIFA: What, monsters?
CLOUD: Yeah! But don't worry, were safe in here!
RED: I disagree, on are recent adventure the abnormalys were capable of removing our personals from this transportation...
CLOUD: What are you dribblering on about?
TIFA: The monsters can get us in here! Don't you remember Cloud?
CLOUD: Oh yeah. I was thinking of Final Fantasy 8!
The buggy door was forced open and the monsters arms grabbed our hero's.
CLOUD: Shit! Isn't my day.
The monsters dragged Cloud and his buddies out of the buggy, beat the crap out of them, stole their wallets and went to the buggy and drove it away.
The gang had to walk the rest of the way to Rocket town. When they arrived they saw the launch pad for the now gone rocket was transformed into a runway for the highwind.
TIFA: Wow, the Highwind.
CLOUD: Yeah, sorry about that. It was that curry I had yesterday.
TIFA:Errrm..right.
They walked into the highwind and found Cid working on the mechanics.
CLOUD: Yo Cid man!
Cid raised his head witch hitted a pipe that was above him.
CID: OWIE!
He turned and saw Cloud.
CID: YOU! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
CLOUD: Cid! Mind your langrage!
TIFA: Yeah, the kiddies wont be able to read this now!
CID: What do you want then?
CLOUD: Take highwind to crater and kill sepy again.
CID: He's back? Will he ever die?
TIFA: So will you fly us there?
CID: Okay, need a good excuse to bunk off doing shira's washing.
CLOUD: Hurruh! Lets get this bird of the ground.
CID: Right you are, ole skip, be up in a jiffy!
TIFA: What's with the crap British accent Cid.
Cid runs to the bridge of the highwind and to the controls.
CID: Tally ho!
He brings his goggles down on his eyes and starts the engine up. The highwind took flight speeding away into the sky. Shira came running out of Cid's house.
SHIRA: CID COME BACK HERE! COME BACK AND.....ugh he can't hear me. I'm an idiot.
As the highwind soured across the heavens at increaderball speed everyone inside was being tossed to and through. Cloud hitted a wall, Tifa grabbed for the railings to stay up, Red was flying all over the place and Aeris fell on her but.
TIFA: Cid! Stop tossing us about!
Cid gets all defensive.
CID: I am bloody well not! How dear you....oh you mean toss as in that....
CLOUD: Can you fly this thing Cid?
RED: If I recall correctly, Cid only polited this craft once but then he needed assiance from his fellow assiants.
CLOUD: I nearly understood that!
CID: Ugh, it's true, dash it all! I can't fly this thing for toffee!
TIFA: Oh.... shit.
CLOUD: Crap.
CID: Bolocks!
The highwind crashed.
Meanwhile at Balamb garden....
Squall and his chums were still playing cards.
SQUALL: So boring when there's no work to do.
ZELL: Yeah.
Then the Pokemon characters came in.
SQUALL: HEY! Didn't you read the sign! Final fantasy characters only!
ASH: Then what is Solid Snake doing here?
Solid snake peers from behind his cards.
ZELL: He's got cash.
ASH: Okay, but there wasn't a sign!
Squall writes Final fantasy characters only on a piece of paper and looks for a place to stick it.
SQUALL: Erm....
He sticks it on Zell's face.
SQUALL: There! Now go away!
ASH: Make us.
Squall sets the Pokemon characters on fire by using magic. They run off screaming, leaving Pikachu.
PIKACHU: Pika pika!
Solid snake gets out a weapon.
SOLID SNAKE: Die little rodent! DIE!
SQUALL: Snake. I know you like shooting animals but if you shoot that thing you can forget our little agreement.
SOLID SNAKE: Grrr..fine.
Yuffie runs into the room.
YUFFIE: HEAD MASTER CID IS COMING!
SQUALL: Quick! He can't know we were laying strip poker!
Squall and Yuffie clear away the cards. Solid snake hid in a box in a corner of the room and Yuffie put a lamp head over Vivi and put him on a desk.
SQUALL: Ugh! Almost forgot Pikachu!
Squall couldn't find any were to hide Pikachu so stuffed him into this pants. They sat at their desk as head master Cid came in.
H.CID: Hello Seeds, as you all know, Garden is knowned for sending stupidly young teens of to war as mercenaries to whatever force seems most questionable and inefficient, and now is no different.
Head Master Cid does that gay thing where he puts his hands behind his back and looks at every one.
H.CID: Zell? What's that on your face?
ZELL: Ack!
Zell takes the sign Squall wrote off his face. Head Master Cid shrugged. Suddenly that military music that always plays when there's a briefing is played.
SQUALL: Where's that music coming from?
Head Master Cid went to the lamp that really is Vivi disguised. He pulled Vivi's arm thinking it was the switch and Vivi's eyes glowed through the head lamp very brightly.
H.CID: That's better. Now. A gang has requested three Seeds, and I've decided you three are the most suitable cadets.
He looks at every one in that gay way again.
H.CID: You are to meet there leader at the old Coral Village near the gold saucer and...
PIKACHU: Pikachu!
H.CID: What was that?
Squall fells Pikachu moving about his pants.
SQUALL: Down boy! Down!
H.CID: Squall, you really need to harness your manly hood there!
Squall blushes. Yuffie and Zell laughed. Suddenly sparks of electricity started shooting out of Squall's pants.
H.CID: That's ugh...very active down stairs you have Squall.
Suddenly Squall's pants exploded! Head Master Cid removed a piece of Squall's underwear from his hair.
H.CID: Interesting.
Suddenly Vivi decided to run at this moment. But Head Master Cid saw him go.
H.CID: Also interesting
Vivi still disguised as a lamp ran out of the room and down the hall.
H.CID: I think Ill get out of here before something else happens!
Head Master Cid ran out of the room.
YUFFIE: You all right Squall?
SQUALL: (High pitched voice) Ill be fine!
ZELL: Lets take him to the infirmary.
The three Seeds leave. Leaving a certain cardboard box.
SOLID SNAKE: Is the coast clear?
The Garden janitor comes in.
SOLID SNAKE: Crap.
The janitor looks at the box.
JANITOR: Quitis's dorm huh?
Quistis came to her dorm and saw the cardboard box.
QUISTIS: MY PARCEL HAS ARRIVED!
She opens it.
QUISTIS: YES! JUST WHAT I ORDERED FOR! A BIG BEARDED MAN!
