Disclaimer: If I owned Yugioh, the protagonists would never cheat and would actually lose sometimes, and if I owned Harry Potter, I'd be rich enough that I wouldn't even consider getting a job.
Hogwarts Express
Harry sighs as the train finally stops at the station, "It's been long enough, hasn't it Ljosalf?" Harry looks at the spirit and gives him a small smile as a thick black fog covers the train, "Wh-what's going on?"
"Our real enemies, the Steve Army, are here, but I can only sense one on the train," Ljosalf leads Harry to a black robed figure with a glowing green eye and a warped voice.
"I am Steve, kneel before my might!" the figure now identified as Steve bellows, "Potter, I challenge you to a duel"
"Looks like I have no choice," Harry sighs as his duel disk comes to life, "I'll let you go first."
Harry
Cards in hand: 5
Life Points: 4000
Cards in deck: 35
Steve #1
Cards in hand: 5
Life Points: 4000
Cards in deck: 35
Steve draws a card as their black duel disk (chaos duel disk from the Awaken the Dragons story arc of Yugioh) and sets a field spell, "I'll activate the field spell Toon Kingdom, and I banish three cards from the top of my deck face-down," Steve then places another card, " I summon Toon Goblin Attack Force in Attack Mode and end my turn."
Harry
Cards in hand: 6
Life Points: 4000
Cards in deck: 34
Steve #1
Cards in hand: 3
Life Points: 4000
Cards in deck: 32
Harry looks at his hand and smile, "I summon Mara of the Nordic Alfar in attack Mode, but now I Synchro Summon!" he grabs to cards in his hand, "Mara's ability makes the other two Synchro Material Monsters be from my hand, so I send Garmr of the Nordic Beasts and Tyr of the Nordic Champions to my graveyard along with Mara to summon Loki, Lord of the Aesir!" Harry pulls out a white card and sets it in the duel disk, "And now I activate Twin Twister, destroying Toon Kingdom!" a small twister engulfs Toon Kingdom, causing it and Toon Goblin Attack Force to shatter into pieces as Harry smirks and slides a card into the Spell/Trap slot, "I activate Nordic Relic Draupnir and equip it to Loki, setting his Attack Points to 4100, now Loki, attack Steve and end the duel!" in a single strike from Loki, the Steve's Life Points hit zero and they disappear, leaving behind an evilly glowing card, Harry looks away to check for damage, only to find that the card is missing as he sighs, "Looks like something bad's about to happen, this isn't good," he walks to his compartment as the train starts moving again.
Hogwarts: Hall outside the Great Room
The redhead from the train swaggers up to Harry, "You have to be in Gryffindor, you're Harry Potter!" the redhead practically screams at Harry, "You're going dark, aren't you? Tell me!" the redhead grips Harry by the front of his robes before being thrown away by an invisible force.
"I would appreciate it if you kept your hands off of me," Harry drifts down to the ground, though no one other than the redhead noticed. A stern looking woman leads the new students into the Great Hall, and Harry ignores what she has to say about the school, finding the information pointless. 'I just want to eat after fighting yet another Steve, and the risk of that redhead being named Steve and picking up that card, I'd hate to duel him again, he was pathetic' Harry snorts only half paying attention to the names, making note that nobody was named Steve before he heard his name called.
"Harry Potter," the stern older woman calls his name and he sits on the uncomfortable stool while the hat is set on his head, plunging his world into darkness.
"Ah, you're an interesting one Mr Potter, an interesting mind," the hat muses, "And I'll keep quiet about your Ljosalf, and your other secrets are safe with me. Now, where to put you? Gryffindor is out of the question, you don't fit in there. Slytherin perhaps? No, you don't have the same ambition as they do. Ravenclaw could work, you have the same insatiable thirst for knowledge , but Hufflepuff would love you, but your loyalty only goes as far as Ljosalf, so the place where you belong is… RAVENCLAW!" the hat shouts out to the Great Hall, shocking everyone listening from Harry not being in Gryffindor like everyone expected him to be. The headmaster was giving Harry a worried look, thinking that the son of his favorite Orer members being darker than he thought, especially after hearing about him dueling on the express, especially one of the Weasley family. Harry ignores the looks coming from the other students, except for the glaring of a man in a purple turban who was giving off an evil aura, similar to the missing card from the Steve he dueled earlier. He sits at the Ravenclaw table as the other students stare at him before they resumed watching the Sorting.
A/N: Short chapter, I know it is. But, I'm sick of writing the name Steve, and I'll start getting to the good stuff starting next chapter. Who expected Harry to be in Ravenclaw? I didn't when I was writing, it just kinda… happened.
Rin: Stop forgetting about me!
Steve #1: What was that duel! Why did that pipsqueak beat me so easily?
Me: *runs away screaming*
Jubilee: Um… rate and review?
