2. Dororo's Lies

Damn...COuldn't resist the urge to do this...Dororo must have his secrets and this is it! His secret date! Shit...spoiler...read on!

As soon as Kururu left, Dororo ran off and felt like someone was following him. He went faster, bouncing off the roof tops, but that didn't help. He stopped for a while and he saw there was an ally way on his right. Suddenly, 2 hands, not human hands, reached out and grabbed him and he was dragged on top of 1 of the roof tops and they sat down.

"You don't have to scare me like that, you know, Yururu?" Dororo asked. She was a light purple Keronian who wore a head piece like Dororo's but it was torn at the bottom and her sign was a music note with a cross on top of it and a pencil. She had a piece of tape on her mouth and she was a tadpole which showed signs that she was still young.

'But that's the only way to get you to talk to me.' Yururu thought

"True, True. Who knew your brother was so reluctant to go to sleep..." Dororo muttered.

'Hahaha. That's something we go through everyday. Did you know that all of that medicine is lethal for his age?' She thought.

"Yeah. That's gotta be painful..." Dororo muttered.

'You do know, we will get killed if they find out we are talking with each other.' She thought.

"That's true but we aren't actually talking. You're not exactly talking. You're thinking and I'm the only person who can hear your thoughts." Dororo explained.

'So true. I hope they don't find out though...'

"We have been keeping this secret for a while now."

'I just want to give you something before I go.'

"Doro?" He asked as she took off the piece of tape covering her mouth and pulling Dororo's mask off(Can't see his mouth though). She planted a kiss on his lips and ran off, blushing. Dororo blushed a deep red and went off. What they didn't know that Keroro and some other guy were stalking them.

Hinata Household

"So, where'd you go Dororo?" Keroro asked.

"Just out for a stroll..." Dororo lied.

"Are you sure? Well, what's this?!" Keroro asked, showing a photo of him kissing Yururu.

"Nani?! Where'd you get that?!" Dororo asked, freaked out of how he got it.

"Gero gero gero. I wanted to find out where you went and saw it happen. All of it." Keroro snickered.

"So, I'm in love with a younger female. Your point?" Dororo asked.

"Not only that. You were contemplating with the enemy!" Keroro exclaimed, pointing his finger at him.

"I have the proof right here. Ku ku ku." Kururu snickered, appearing from the mysterious shadows which weren't there a second ago...He was holding a CD and leaning against the wall, snickering like crazy.

"Give me that." Dororo said, trying to grab the CD but Kururu just moved his hand backwards so Dororo fell onto the floor.

"So it is true." Keroro said, "Gero gero gero gero gero gero."

"No it's not. Just, leave me be like you normally do." Dororo said, running off.

"Do it." Keroro comanded.

"Alright, Sergeant. Pochito." Kururu said as he pressed a button and a huge barrier came up from no where in front of Dororo.

"Now that we sealed off all entrances so you can't escape, tell us, what were you doing with her." Keroro asked.

"Just stay out of my business." Dororo said, disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

"Damn. I forgot he can do that..." Keroro muttered.

Jizaza'a spaceship

'Damn. I knew he was there. How could I be so stupid.' Yururu mentally said to herself.

"Hey, Yururu." The guy said, levitating above his head (Don't have to show off that you can fly), "I saw what happened between you and Zeroro-kun."

'Whatever, Tanana.' She thought, walking away from him.

"Dude...I can levitate. You can't out run me." He said, slapping his forehead.

'Not in the mood Mr. Amnesia.' She thought, rolling her eyes.

"Hi. What was I talking about again? When did you get back home?" Tanana asked.

'Tanana. You're an idiot.'

"I bet you think I'm an idiot. Well, I know I am and I know I'm your stupid idiot!" He exclaimed, hugging Yururu from behind. Yururu wrote something down on a piece of paper and stuck it on his head. Tanana picked it up and read it.

"You do know I can't read right?" Tanana asked, "Yururu? Yururu?" He looked everywhere but she was no where to be found.

"I gotta tell Jizaza." Tanana said. levitating towards where Jizaza normally is until he came out in front of him.

"You gotta tell Jizaza what?" Jizaza asked.

"Um...Well, you see-" Tanana mumbled but was cut off by Jizaza,

"Well, spit it out already." Jizaza commanded, grabbing him by the throat.

"I saw Yururu kissing Dororo when she left." Tanana confessed.

"That's preposterous! Yururu is a highly trained assassin. Why would she go out with the enemy? I bet you're lying." Jizaza said.

"No. I'm not. By the way, what's preposterous?" Tanana asked

"How can I get someone like you to tell me the truth. You don't even know how to spell 'cat'." Jizaza said.

"Hey! I can spell! It has a 'K' and 2 'T's right?" He asked.

"Typical of you. Why was I made to work with such imbeciles like you? I gotta teach you how to read soon." Jizaza said, shaking his head.

"If you're gonna teach me, ask me a question! I bet I know the answer." Tanana boasted. 'I bet I have no idea what the answer is' Tanana thought, still smiling.

"Fine. What's the 'i' before 'e' rule?" Jizaza asked, taking up his challenge.

"Um...'i' before 'e'...always?" He answered

"No, Tanana, No. It's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' and when sounding like 'a' as in 'neighbour' and 'weigh' and on weekends on holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!" Jizaza shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Ok, ok. I admit I'm a complete imbecilen." Tanana said, backing away slowly.

"Tanana, you are an imbecile and there is no such word as imbecilen." Jizaza said, shaking his head but when he looked back up, all he saw was a cloud of smoke in the sky, "Smart boy...I can't believe I just said that about,-shiver- Tanana."

'Who knew Tanana's tiny knowledge span and idiocy could save me...' Yururu thought, hiding in the shadows. Yururu turned her head around and saw eyes. Not just any eyes though. His eyes.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Hiding in your own home?"

OH Shit, oh shit, oh shit! I left on this stupid cliffie didn't I? She's gonna die because of (Enter person's name here) Not telling! Next chapter, I have no idea what I'm gonna name it yet. XXD