I totally own Kingdom Hearts, yo. That's why it's rated M for all the yaoi. Duh.
This was a challenge from a friend of mine, both parts had to:
Be in present-tense
Start with 'Vexen…'
And include the Marluxia using disturbing euphemisms coupled with pet names. And Axel's line at the end.
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Anyway, enjoy!
Alcohol.
Vexen awakes groggily with a splitting headache, then realizes two things:
This isn't his bed.
He's not alone.
He addresses the fluffy pink… fluff next to him. "Num… Mal… Pinky. What'd we… Why am I… What just happened?"
The fluff turns over to reveal Marluxia, grinning like the Cheshire Cat on crack. "Well Number Four, we just made beautiful music together."
Unfortunately, Vexen's much too hungover to grasp the euphemism. "Wha'?" Marluxia tries again.
"Vexen, it may not have been afternoon, but it certainly was a delight."
"Huh?"
Marluxia continues undaunted. "Vexy-poo, we did the nasty."
Vexen just stares at him blankly.
Running out of euphemisms, Marluxia desperately summons a mussed-looking Axel. "I gotta take care of Roxas- what the hell do you want, Pinky?" Axel deadpans.
Marluxia grits his teeth, but perseveres. "Number Eight, can you please assist me in refreshing Number Four's memories of last night's events?"
Axel displays a shit-eating grin. You got it, Pinky. Alright, listen up, Icicle Butt." Vexen blinks unhappily, slowly returning to the world of the living. "You. Pinky. Moonshine. Drunken Fucking." He pauses for dramatic emphasis. "Got it memorized?"
Vexen's agonized screams echo throughout Castle Oblivion.
