It all started one morning. Token and I were swapping math answers in homeroom, when suddenly there was a naked chick instead of parallelograms. I looked up and Kenny smirked.

"This month's Playboy." I picked it up, let out an embarrassing squeak, and threw it on the ground.

"Sick dude, it's all sticky!" Kenny began howling with laughter, along with Token as I blushed and wiped my hand on my pants.

"Heh heh, sorry, I already had my fun with it."

"What, did you use the fucking magazine instead of your hand?" I asked, and Kenny laughed again. "I don't want it if your gizz is all over it. I'll go buy my own later."

The bell rang and kids trickled into the classroom to listen to the announcements and talk before first hour. Token and I finished up our math while Kenny finished up his biology.

Craig walked in late, as usual, and sat behind Kenny. Token looked at Craig, then the Playboy.

"Wow. I half expected him to pick that up." Craig rolled his eyes and I smiled.

Craig and I both knew why he didn't pick it up – and it wasn't because of the Kenny-gizz on it. The truth was, Craig was harboring a crush. A crush on me, to be specific. If I told anyone, I would probably die by Craig's hand.

"It looks sticky," Craig said simply, wincing and poking it with his shoe. Kenny, Token and I laughed, and then the bell rang. Craig and Token went to their American Literature class while Kenny and I walked toward World History.

"Oh." Kenny suddenly stopped and got a worried look on his face.

"What?" I asked. He kind of laughed and shook his head.

"We left the Playboy in homeroom, is all." I laughed at the poor freshmen who would pick it up and get their hands dirty.

World History droned on, our teacher talking in a monotone voice while Kenny doodled stick people with boobs on his desk. The phone ran and the teacher picked it up. After muttering on the phone for a while, he hung up.

"Kenny?" he asked. "Your councilor needs to see you. You might want to take your stuff." Kenny shrugged at my questioning glance and left the room.

I didn't see him the rest of the day.