Chapter 2: The First Day
The 5 Straw Hats attending school were in room waiting to go to class. All 5 wore the school uniform, the standard black turtle neck with black pants for the guys and the girl's it an orange sailor fuku, Luffy was still wearing his hat even though it was against the rules. Zoro wasn't happy wearing this, Sanji was happy, because Nami's skirt was pretty short, Nami wouldn't have mind… that is if it weren't for the fact that Sanji was staring at her. Luffy was asleep and Usopp really didn't mind.
"Why do we have to wear these again?" said Zoro.
"We have to wear these to seem like normal teenagers from this world. We have to fit in, after all no one believe that we are from another demission. Besides if Luffy hadn't eaten everything in Nyamo's fridge then we wouldn't have to be here." said Nami.
"ZZZ" snored Luffy.
"Hey wasn't Yukari suppose to be here 10 minutes ago?" asked Usopp.
Everyone sweatdroped except for Luffy because he was asleep. About 5 minutes later Yukari finally made it the office, to an angry Minamo there.
"You were supposed here at least 15 minutes ago… your new "students,"" said Minamo.
"You mean the pirates?" said Yukari, "Oh yeah I forgot."
"Go get them now!" yelled Minamo.
Yukari went to the room where the Straw Hats were waiting.
"Okay time to go." said Yukari practically breaking down the door.
This woke up Luffy, and also startled the other 4.
"Get up! We have school!" yelled Yukari.
"You were the one who was late." mumbled Zoro.
"Oh Miss Yukari is so beautiful when she's angry." said Sanji with hearts in his eyes.
Meanwhile in class many of the students were talking.
"Did you hear, there's 5 new students in class." Said a girl named Chihiro talking to a girl named Kaorin.
"I heard! In fact I met them!" said Tomo getting into their conversation.
"Oh really, so what are they like?" asked Kaorin.
"Well ones extremely greedy from what I herd, I haven't seen her greediness in action yet, ones a liar and I heard some of his sorties, one of them is the strong type and a bit of a badass, one seems flirt with every single girl he comes in contact with… even Miss Yukari and Nyamo and the last… the last I like his style." said Tomo all in one breath.
Both girls looked at her and sweatdroped. Meanwhile the 5 other girls talked at the other side of the class room.
"I can't believe Miss Yukari's late." said Yomi.
"She's always late, what else is new." said Kagura.
"Well usually she doesn't have new students who aren't exactly around here." said Chiyo-Chan.
"She has a point." said Sasaki.
"That reminds me, how did they take it when they had to wear the uniforms?" asked Kagura.
"Zoro was pretty angry, the others didn't mind so, but I think Zoro was angry that he couldn't bring his swords to school, for some reason Luffy did bring his hat though." said Chiyo-Chan.
"I was wondering what are the other two doing?" asked Kagura.
"Well Robin is reading up on ancient cultures and Chopper is looking at various medical books, he seems to get along well with Mr. Tadakichi." said Chiyo-Chan.
"Is true that Chopper is posing as a super advanced robot?" asked Osaka.
"Actually yes it true" said Chiyo-Chan with a sweat drop wondering how super advanced robot is more believable than pirates coming from another dimension.
Meanwhile Yukari got to the door "You wait out here until I introduce you" said Yukari.
She slammed opened the door and slammed it shut.
"Why do I get the feeling that this happens a lot?" said Usopp.
"Her being late or the slamming?" asked Nami.
Back in the class all of the students take their seats.
"Today we have 5 new foreign exchange students from god knows where. They are staying at Chiyo-Chan's with an archaeologist and a super advanced robot." said Yukari.
"Did she really need to say that?" thought Chiyo-Chan.
"You can come in now!" she yelled.
The 5 pirate posing as students entered the room.
"Hey that guy's hair is green, funny." said a student in the background.
"What with that guy's eyebrow." said another.
"The red head is pretty cute." Said yet another.
"That has to be make up there's no way that nose is real" said yet another.
"Cool that guy has a scar on his cheek" said another.
"Now please state your names." asked Yukari.
"Why you already know my name Miss Yukari." said Sanji with hearts in his eyes.
"She meant to the class Magic Eyebrow." said Zoro.
"What did you say Moss Head?" retorted Sanji.
"Now, now. No fighting in class." said Yukari.
"Yes Miss Yukari" said Sanji with hearts in his eyes.
The whole class laughed at Sanji.
"My name is Nami Minkan, pleases to meet you" said Nami taking on a fake last name.
"I'm Usopp Sniper! I'm a…" said Usopp also taking a fake like Nami but stopped in mid sentence as Zoro and Nami were glaring at him.
"I'm Zoro Roronoa incase anyone wanted to know." said Zoro.
"I'm Sanji Blue, it is a pleasure to meet all of you" said Sanji also taking on a fake last name.
"And I'm Luffy D. Monkey!" yelled Luffy.
"You can take any of the empty desks." said Yukari.
Luffy took one near Tomo, Nami took one near Sakaki, Sanji took on near Kagura, Zoro go stuck next to Sanji and Usopp sat next to Yomi. Sanji began to light a cigarette.
"Sanji is that a cigarette?" said Yukari, "If is put it out right now, it's against the rule."
Since Yukari was a beautiful woman he listened to her, however a male student brought something up "Miss Yukari, I think it's the rules to where hats in class."
Luffy eyes were wide he hopped he didn't have to leave his hat at Chiyo-Chan's however, Yukari responded "Wearing hats in class won't give me lung cancer." The entire class was silent as they stared at their selfish teacher.
About 20 minutes later Yukari needed to take a break so she called study hall. The 5 pirates and 6 girls who know their secret talked.
"I'm board!" moaned Luffy.
"Well… it gets worse!" Tomo putting on a face of horror.
Everyone began to sweat drop, "Well it does get more boring but there's always lunch and PE…" said Kagura.
"Yeah then there's literature, which is entertaining for a different reason." said Tomo.
"It's not fun when he's hits on you." said Yomi.
All the Straw Hats looked at each other confused. But they knew one thing… it was going to be boring.
Later after literature class, Sanji was crying. Why… because he couldn't have PE with Nami and the other girls.
"Why god! Why?" he cried while pounding the desk, "Why can't I have all classes with Nami!"
"Okaay he's freaking me out right now…" said Yomi.
"There's only one place to go!" said Tomo.
Slowly all the girl's left the class early to get changed... oddly enough Nami was the first to leave.
In the changing room everyone was getting changed to their PE clothes.
"So this is the class Miss Kurosawa teaches?" said Nami.
"Yeah but only the girls." said Yomi.
"Hey is that a tattoo?" asked Kaorin pointing to Nami shoulder.
"…Yeah their common where I come from." said Nami.
"That's means you're a delinquent… are you delinquent?" asked Tomo.
"I doubt it Tomo." said Kagura.
"Yeah after all Nami's a pirate from another world." said Osaka forgetting to keep it a secret.
"What?" said Chihiro.
"It's just a joke!" said Tomo.
"Yeah! That's right!" said Nami.
"You know how spacey Osaka is." said Kagura.
"But…" said Osaka.
Chiyo-Chan walked up to the space case and whispered "We're suppose to keep a secret remember."
"Oh yeah now I remember." said Osaka.
Everyone else who knew the truth sighed, "If I know Luffy he's going to let it out before Osaka does." thought Nami.
Not too long later it was time for PE, after warm ups it was time for Volleyball, everyone broke into teams of 6, it consisted of Sakaki, Chiyo-Chan, Tomo, Kaorin and two other possibly nameless girls and the other consisted of Nami, Osaka, Yomi, Kagura, Chihiro and another possibly nameless girl.
Kagura was the serving the ball, it was passed back between team when Nami hit it hit Chiyo-Chan on accident.
"Oh Chiyo-Chan… I'm sorry." said Nami.
"It hurts…" whined the 11 year old prodigy.
"Oh come on your fine!" said Tomo.
"That's not for you to judge!" yelled Yomi.
After Chiyo-Chan was better the game started up again, when Sakaki hit the ball… it hit Osaka square in face.
"Fatty tuna makes your hair shine…" said Osaka in a daze.
Minamo put her face into her hand "This happens every time we play Volleyball." She thought.
The game started up again… little they know that they were being watched… by Sanji. The boy's class was playing baseball nearby.
"Oh Nami!" said Sanji in a lovesick daze.
"Sanji watch out!" yelled Usopp but it was too late the base ball in Sanji in the head.
The one who hit the ball… who was Zoro said "Ooops." Who then put on an evil smile.
Then it was lunchtime and Sanji had a surprise for the girls.
"Wow!" said Yomi.
"You made us all lunches!" said Tomo.
"That's nice of you!" said Kagura.
"I don't have to buy lunch today." Said Osaka
"Thank you." said Sakaki.
"Sanji is such a good cook." said Nami.
"Hey…" said Usopp.
"What is t?" said Sanji.
"You didn't make us any lunch…" said Luffy.
"He's right." said Zoro.
"Then buy something." said Sanji.
"We don't have money!" yelled Luffy, Usopp and Zoro.
"You can have the lunch my mom made me!" said Tomo giving Luffy the lunch.
"Thanks." said Luffy.
"One of you can have the lunch Sanji made for me." said Yomi.
"You don't like my cooking?" said Sanji sadly wondering how such a beautiful girl can reject his cooking.
"No it's just… I like my food super spicy." Said Yomi half lying, she did like her food super spicy but she also found it kind of creepy that Sanji a lunch for as they barley know each other.
"Oh I have to make a note on that." said Sanji.
"No thanks." said Zoro.
"I'll take it." said Usopp.
"You can have my lunch Zoro." Said Kagura giving him the lunch that her mom made for her.
"Thanks." said Zoro.
"I wonder why he didn't make anything for me?" thought Chiyo-Chan with a sweat drop..
They began to eat their lunches.
"What's this?" said Luffy.
"It's Vegetarian Curry from the looks of it ." replied Tomo.
"Where's the meat!" demanded Luffy.
"You should eat it." said Zoro eating the lunch that Kagura gave him.
"Yeah but it's not Meat…" said Luffy.
"JUST EAT IT!" yelled Nami.
"Yes Nami." Said Luffy who didn't' want to mess with Nami when angry.
"Sanji tomorrow, can you make a lunch for Luffy? I don't want this happening everyday." said Nami.
"Yes Nami." said Sanji.
"Wow, she's good." said Tomo.
"You almost forget that Luffy's the captain." mumbled Kagura.
Later near the end of the day it was another class with Yukari. She was writing on the board.
"ZZZZZ"
She could couldn't concentrate on teaching.
"ZZZZZZ"
With that snoring that is… she turned around and saw not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 students sleeping, Zoro, Tomo, Luffy and Osaka. She snapped.
"LUFFY! ZORO! OSAKA! TOMO! WAKE UP NOW! OR YOU WILL PAY!" yelled Yukari so loud the whole school could hear her… it did wake up Osaka and Luffy but Tomo and Zoro were still asleep. She loomed over both of them…
After school, the Straw Hats were walking home with Chiyo-Chan, Osaka and Sasaki. Zoro rubbed the back oh his head where Yukari hit him with a dictionary.
"She's crazy." said Zoro.
"I can't wait 'till we can go back home." said Nami who had a tiring day as well.
"Well I think its interesting place." said Usopp who did not get in troble the entire day.
He was met b glares from Nami and Zoro.
"It was a fun day though." said Osaka.
"What do you mean by fun?" said Nami.
As they were walking they passed by a grey cat lying on a fence, Sakaki, noticed it. She diced to pet it but… it bit her! Hard! She lifted it hand but the cat would let go.
"Ow! Ow1" said Sakaki but no one noticed… but Luffy.
"You need help?" he asked.
Luffy grabbed the cat… the cat let go of Sakaki but began to bite Luffy's face! No one noticed it.
"Well it could be worse." pointed out Chiyo-Chan.
"Yeah, how?" asked Nami.
"You could have been put in Mr. Kimura's class." said Chiyo-Chan.
"Hey where Luffy?" said Usopp who finally noticed.
"And Sakaki!" said Sanji in a loving way.
All of them turned around and saw the cat mauling Luffy with Sakaki trying to figure out a way to get the cat of off of him with out hurting it. Everyone sweatdroped that this sight.
"That idiot…" mumbled Nami.
Next Time: Sanji realizes the literature Teacher Mr. Kimura is a pervert. So he will find a way to "defeat" him for thehonorof Nami... and Sakaki... and Yomi... and Kagura... and Tomo... and Osaka... and Kaorin... and Chihiro and... (due to the fact I don't know any other girls' names I'll end the list here). What will happen?
