A Tip.

Yukio rolled his eyes, whenever his older sister got ideas like this into her head she would stubbornly keep at it until it was either proved or disproved, unfortunately it was never about anything useful. He told her another way he knew of to force a sneeze and she ran off to implement it. Worried she may inadvertently hurt herself Yukio followed slowly.

She was rushing around the kitchen gathering pepper, ground coriander and cumin and mixing them all together with her finger. Her tail was dancing behind her showing off her anticipation. Inhaling the concoction made her sneeze five times in quick succession, she took another whiff to try and bring about another round but it lost its effectiveness quickly as her body got used to the irritation.

She opened the freezer and inhaled deeply, she plucked her eyebrows and pulled one of her nose-hairs. she shut off the lights and closed her eyes counting to one-hundred before turning them on and looking at the light. And every-time she failed to get to eight it was Yukio's fault.

"What else can I try Yuki?" She said using his nickname in her sweetest voice. He had long since lost interest and only paused in his paperwork and study to give her another method of forcing a sneeze since she came to him begging and he never could resist that. She was hugging him from behind in an attempt to get what she called a real answer out of him.

"Have you tried strong mint gum?"

"Done it."

"Tickling the roof of your mouth?"

"Done."

"Fake sneezing?"

"Done, come on Yuki~ give me one that works!" she moaned.

"They're only meant to force a sneeze that's already coming, nee-san, there isn't a method that makes you sneeze eight times in one go." He said sighing.

"Well I want to know what it's like." She said stubbornly, folding her arms and sitting on her younger brother's lap.

"Sneezing?" He raised an eyebrow at her, she huffed and refused to meet his eye a blush spreading across her cheeks.

He realised what she meant, "Oh…" was all he could manage and that only made her blush deeper and spread to her ears. "You've never…?" She seemed affronted by his question.

"You think cos I'm a demon I'm gonna fuck any guy who comes along?" She said annoyed.

"Of course not, nee-san, I meant you've never done it by yourself?"

"By… myself? I thought only guys could do that?" She cocked her head to one side looking at Yukio like she had when she had first asked how to force a sneeze. He prayed that she wouldn't ask for tips to masturbate. It seemed God wasn't listening to middle-second-class-exorcist Okumura Yukio this afternoon.

"Absolutely not Nee-san!"

"Come on, I'm only asking for a tip!"

"We're brother and sister, we can't it would be a sin." He pleaded, being held to the ground by his freakishly strong twin probably wasn't the best place for bargaining but there was no way to stop her without shooting her.

"Like being Satan's kids isn't sin enough. Just give me a low down Yuki, I know where stuff goes an' all I just want to know how to do it myself." She pleaded. Yukio still refused trying to throw his sister off before he began to react.

His will power alone wasn't enough to keep from getting an erection with his sister on top of him pressing against his groin and wriggling while she leaned over him her hair carrying her scent into his nose. He only hoped that she didn't notice, or even better didn't know what it was, a possibility when she didn't even know how to masturbate.

Once again god failed to hear his prayers.

"Oh my god, Yukio why're you hard?!" she said leaping off of him and crouching nearby looking like he was a wild animal that might bite her.

To Be Continued...

In celebration of the next chapter of AnE being posted, here is the next chapter a little early!

And because I nearly fell off my bed when I checked my account and found this to be so popular already!

But you'll have to do better than that to get the next one before the weekend! I'm talking to you blackchaosaria2501 no sweet talking me this time!

(Gone overboard on the '!' in this one, but that just shows how excited I am!)