Emma Dunnes

This was probably the most embarrassing of them all. Rosalie dared me to ask her out to the beach and she said okay. So I picked her up on Saturday and when we got to the beach, she took off her clothes until she was just wearing a tiny black bikini. Jasper was there and he asked me where my board shorts were. Turns out Edward took them and went home and I couldn't exactly go back to get my trunks since it was forbidden by the dare so I figured that Jasper and I were the same waist size and I asked to borrow his board shorts. To my surprise, he lent them to me and they fit okay. So Emma grabbed my hand (eww) and led me to the water and suddenly she burst out laughing and all the ladies on the beach stared at me. I looked down and saw that the shorts were by my ankles and I was totally exposed! Jasper had taken out the garter in the waistband so when I ran, it slipped down! Edward and Jasper will never let me live it down.

Trisha Harley

I completely hate Jasper for this. He dared me to ask Trisha to go with me in the janitor's closet and I was like (gross) but my 'family' made me do it. So when Trisha was kissing, sorry...attacking, me the door opened and Jasper and Edward dragged me out, made me sit in a chair and pulled down my pants. They were holding me and even with my super-strength, I couldn't get out. Worse, the bell rang and students rushed out and all the girls shrieked when they saw me in my boxers. Then Jasper had to pull them down too and I was trying to cover them up but my 'brothers' held me. Even worse, some girls had cameras and began taking photos and holding my crotch. Jasper and Eddie were snickering evilly and they finally let me go when school ended. All day long, girls were patting my crotch and even teachers and Mrs. Cope!