I don't own twilight

How to Annoy

Edward Cullen

Write I heart Jacob in hot pink on his car

2. Tell him Nessie and Jacob eloped

3. Replace his classical music with nursery rhymes

4. Constantly tell him how much hotter Jacob is

5. Sing the barney theme song in your head

6. Dye his hair blue

7. Glue the keys on his piano down

8. Tell him Bella's pregnant

9. It's Eric's

10. It's Paul's

11. It's Carlisle's

12. Put glue in his hair gel

13. Shave Bella's head