Chapter 2

The school bell rung, signalling school was out bitches.

Kyle was feeling a lot better from his sickness as he walked with his friends Stan, Kenny, Butters, and his enemy Cartman.

"So great that its summer" said Stan putting his hands behind his head.

Well gee we usually don't get summer because it snows a lot" said Butters fiddling with his hands nervously.

"We've did have summer before Butters" muffled Kenny under his orange hood.

Cartman stood among the four "yea yea while you sad hippies will just laze around in your sad little bungalows, I will be running for mayor of south park" he said with a grin on his fat face.

Kyle rolled his eyes "like you will ever receive votes fatass".

"HEY!" Shouted Cartman "Don't call me fat buttfucker!"

"Hey don't call me buttfucker cocksucker!" Shouted Kyle back.

The two,s argument stopped when a bunch of sixth graders walked near them, " haha looky here we have our selfs a losers club" laughed the leader as they passed by.

The kids went there opposite ways saying goodbye to each other (expect Kyle and Cartman who flipped each other off).

Stan was walking along to his house, "hi stan" said a feminine voice.

Stan stopped and turned around, if he was a cartoon character his jaw would have hit the floor, his eyes would pop out of his sockets, and his heart would thump out his chest (yes I know Stan is a cartoon character but I mean if he was Loony Tunes and shit).

Standing right there was none other than the most beautiful girl in the whole of south park Wendy Testabuger.

"Oh um hi Wendy" said Stan nervously, of course he was nervous he was speaking to the girl he had a crush on.

"What's that under your arm" said Wendy pointing to the book placed under Stan's arm.

"Oh this um this is an autograph book were I can put names of celebrities I've met" said Stan.

"Well who's in it?" Asked Wendy.

Stan rub his hand behind his head, "Well that's the thing" he said, "there is no names".

Wendy touched the bridge of her nose then pointed her finger up, "I have an idea give me your book"

Stan gave Wendy his book as she started writing in it.

"Here you go bye Stan" said Wendy as she strolled off.

Stan opened his book with a gasp, Wendy had put down her name and phone number.

Stan grinned, "this is going to be a great summer" he thought